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In Spite Of All The Danger by alegendofthesilverscreen
Fandoms: The Beatles, The Quarrymen - Fandom
05 Jul 2026
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A love story based on you and the two former Beatles, Paul McCartney and George Harrison which all started on one spontaneous evening, you decide to go out with your friends to a bar and you end up at a place called The Indra-Club, and from already being entranced by the music, you walk towards the entrance, without a single clue of the dangerous but thrilling adventures you would get yourself into after that fateful night.
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Garrett's Girls by PetalsAndPlotTwists
Fandoms: Off Campus (TV 2026), Off-Campus Series - Elle Kennedy
05 Jul 2026
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This idea was born from a fic I read here on AO3 and genuinely could not stop thinking about. I kept waiting for someone else to write more stories like it. Eventually I decided to write one myself. Consider this my love letter to that premise.
Hannah Wells is not a damsel. She wants that on record. She survived the worst night of her life and walked away. Just not the way anyone might have expected. She walked away with a daughter—bright and stubborn and entirely worth it—and the unshakeable conviction that she would never need anyone to save her again. She survived. She rebuilt. She is still rebuilding.
Garrett Graham doesn't do complicated. Hannah Wells is the definition of it—guarded, exhausted, and holding everything together through sheer force of will. When the scholarship keeping her afloat starts to slip and the walls she's built threaten to come down with it, the last person she expects to steady her is him. She doesn't know how to ask for help. She's never let herself. Then Garrett shows up and stays, and Hannah is forced to reckon with the possibility that needing someone and losing yourself are not the same thing.
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How can fingers that create something so alive touch a man whose hands have only ever dealt in death?
Ghost MW2 and a Popstar Alternate Universe. No more, no less. Enjoy.
Started Writing: 31/01/2025
Started Publishing: 19/03/2025Will be 18+, enter if you dare!
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Jane Rizzoli meets Maura before joining Homicide. Can they both deal with that, or will the secret they shared in that torrid night destroy them?
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Are Those Your Webs, Or Are You Just Excited To See Me? by sapphicsnoops
Fandoms: The Maze Runner Series - James Dashner, The Maze Runner (Movies)
04 Jul 2026
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Being Spiderman comes with a multitude of annoying tasks. But, Newt Ross never expected one of them to be dealing with the infamous, ever-annoying flirtatious mercenary who went by the name of Deadpool.
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Blue Light Messes With Biorhythm by aestivation
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)
04 Jul 2026
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The hum of the lights filled the space between them. Outside, an officer scribbled into a clipboard. Somewhere far down the hall, a phone rang once before being silenced.
Inside this room; only Dark, Kaiser, and their history existed.
Past and present.
Breakage and potential.
Ruin and whatever came next.
the lock with no key and it happens to be blue
Sh**ou👅: chat i took the most INSANE dump ever
its a masterpiece i swear
my asshole is like an art studio 🔥🔥
In which, our funny (❓️) and smart (⁉️) Blue Lock boys all go to the same university but the cloud of life keeps pouring emotional disintegration onto the chosen ones every now and then. Will their hearts survive the push-and-pull?
Or, an attempt at impersonative humor and another attempt at character study
◈The chats cover about ⅓ of the whole fic atp, therefore you can enjoy the fic without enjoying chatfics!
◈Plotless until chapter 7 and then it's an avalanche
◈This fic took a gloomier turn for no reason mom come pick me up -
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“You’re supposed to be eating for two, you know, not none. There has to be something you’ll eat,” Drew insisted.
Or, a fic in which May’s expecting, Drew’s desperately trying to find something that his pregnant wife is willing to eat, and Brock finds himself in an unexpected phone call. Written for Contestshipping Week 2026.
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Silver Courtship Blades by Homebound_Stranger
Fandoms: Halo (Video Games) & Related Fandoms
04 Jul 2026
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The Arbiter's initial studies of human culture didn't happen after the Great Schism; he's figured out things about their species through long observation and plenty of patience. He'll acknowledge their new alliance gives him plenty of resources to fall back on when he doesn't understand something. Frankly, he doesn't get a LOT of the customs these people have.
But it's good to increase his knowledge: as a curious Sangheili, he has many burning questions, ones he's harbored for years that ought to be answered at long last. There's only one problem he's got no hope of fixing.
See, he REALLY wishes he could figure out if this 'bond' with his enemy-turned-ally is purely platonic, or he's instigated a serious courtship between them. Chief is being rude in not clearing up the matter but then again, the Arbiter is kind of shitty at clarifying what his questions are.
Misunderstanding is in plenty but were it so easy to understand one another's intentions, then they'd never learn how to become each other's equal.
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- Part 1 of Prism Horizons
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~ Ghost and König, laying in a tent, w-a-n-k-i-n-g ~
A cheeky tale of maladjusted people looking for ways to adjust themselves, with occasional smidges of ultraviolence, poetry, and introspection. And cum.
Basically, one is a broody himbo and the other one a weird nerd.
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*work in (slow!) progress*
PART I (six chapters): completed! 🥹
PART II (othersixseveneight chapters): three done, working on the rest! 😉
PART III (other six chapters, maybe?): 😬
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Another Highschool Day...Or is it? (ShadowVanilla) by Kit_Kats_21
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
04 Jul 2026
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It's just another school day, another stupid Monday. Another repeated cycle in Junior year for Pure Vanilla. Another day for Pure Vanilla to have to be the number one student, handling every responsibility and good grades as usual. Nothing special should be going on today.... right?
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Honeygrin’s new contract as court jester and teacher takes her to the island of Stynewallen, where a particularly incorrigible princess is reportedly waiting for her.
What she had expected was a manageable task and a new, very risqué adventure in which she could put her special disciplinary methods into practice.
What she hadn’t expected was an experience that would make her question her own life.
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“Ask. Don't make a demand,” Honeygrin whispered. Her lips were so close to Dagny’s neck that every letter she uttered brushed against the fine hairs there.
“P-please."
Honeygrin once again pressed her lips gently against Dagny’s neck. She wasn’t kissing her; she just let them rest there, breathing in, breathing out, breathing in.
“Oh, please,” Dagny whispered, clutching Honeygrin’s arms, which were still wrapped around her, a little tighter. Honeygrin’s breath was so warm and felt so good. “I won’t beg for it,” she said in a final attempt to sound defiant, but it came out more like a shaky whisper. Dagny tried with all her might to stop herself from pressing her neck against Honeygrin’s lips.
“You’re already doing that,” Honeygrin whispered.
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Stories about the Dragon Egg, a powerful object hidden away in a place where nobody can find it, have been going around for centuries, ever since the last dragon died and the Great Empire fell, resulting in the fragmentation of the people and the lands. A peculiar group of individuals, however, is given the quest by the king of Amogussia to find this Egg, leading them onto a journey where they discover not just the world of gods and enemies, but also of their own lives and paths.
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ATEEZ are guests on your YouTube variety show.
Flirting to elicit a comedic reaction is your whole shtick. When they flirt back, lines get blurred. You can't tell what is real and what is for the cameras.
The dark and sexy persona is just fan service, right?
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Why do you have to be so cute? by Kittenlattes
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
04 Jul 2026
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"Just got bored and decided to mix myself something.." He said trying to sound breezy and confident. He did not feel either right now.
Bakugo glared like he did not believe him for a second. Which was fair because he was absolutely lying.
Bakugo has gotten over krishima.. unfortunately he’s not quite over crushing on soft boys.
Kaminari and his slightly concerning new habits are weaseling their way into bakugo not quite cold and dead heart.THE FIRST CHAPTER IS VERY SHORT⚠️ Bear with me they get longer.
This fic is newish (not that new anymore)and my first! Will do my best to post regularly to this fic and may start something else.
Possible grammatical errors please don’t get the belt And..Uhm pray for updates? I will try to post every four days!
TWs: alcohol abuse, parental death, poor coping strategies, implied past abuse. Familial estrangement, self harming behaviors, arguing, lewdness, cursing, innuendo, sexual themes, sex, profanity, nudity, explicit sexual content, cannabis, mild for canoninjury’s, semi public sex. Reader discretion is advised. ⚠️
(you aren’t crazy I did rewrite this)
Anyway enjoy! 💕
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When King Daeron the Good sends Prince Baelor Targaryen to Highgarden for the tournament that is to decide who gets Maria Tyrell’s hand, no one expects the visit to change the fate of three lives.
Baelor finds in Maria a girl who sees beyond the prince, the heir, and the burden of duty. Maria finds in him a loving witness for everything she wishes to be. And Lyonel Baratheon, wild, loyal, and with time impossible to ignore, becomes not the storm she once feared, but one that refuses to let her disappear into the life chosen for her.
As years go by, love, marriage, duty, scandal, and power bind them together in ways none of them can escape. As old decisions begin to bleed into the future of the Reach and the Iron Throne, Maria must learn what it means to be daughter, wife, mother, heir and above else — herself.
A story of impossible love, political consequence, loyalty, womanhood, and the bitter truth that all three of them have to learn the hard way – one need not intend harm to do it.
*Story begins roughly around 199 AC (10 years before the Ashford tourney)
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The condo is familiar though. There’s still that unstable step that his leg hates, and there’s that well cared for common space and waxed hallway floors that he hates the smell of, enough that he still remembers gagging in the mornings from it. He passes neighbors he recognizes, some of which seem to remember him albeit with much more concern on his face. He knows he looks awful right now, though he doesn’t really care. He passes the door to Nora’s place, wondering if she still thinks they’re awful people to be around after Wilson and him played gay chicken with each other, yet another charged part of their relationship that was as fleeting as his time in this very condo.
What if in season 7 when House relapses and Cuddy dumps him, he takes Wilson's offer to move back into the condo? This fic is a s7 fix-it of sorts rewrite, in which House moves back into the condo and heals form the breakup (and there will be no car crashing into Cuddy's fucking house)
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Lily Luna is about to be entering her final year at Hogwarts. With their other kids starting their careers and at other corners of the world Ginny and Harry are preparing to be empty nesters. Or...at least they were.
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Harvest December: The Fanfiction by GabrielBloom28
Fandoms: Harvest December (Visual Novel)
04 Jul 2026
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This fanfiction will be about Harvest December, a visual novel featuring a decent-sized cast and the antics of said cast.
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- Part 1 of Harvest December
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,257
- Chapters:
- 20/?
- Hits:
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Minerva McGonagall does not want anything to do with Hermione and Severus' situation.
----------------She’d known it would be them - Snape and Granger, standing several feet apart, toes pointing in opposite directions, irritation bristling in the air between them. Minerva could see sparks lighting up the end of Hermione’s hair. They were both ready to explode.
She just wanted them to do it somewhere else. ANYWHERE else.
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Twisted minds think alike by randomwrites_2204
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Anime), Gachiakuta (Manga)
04 Jul 2026
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Hell Guard is the highest secured prison, where Zanka, carrying the burden of living an unsatisfactory life, is assigned to a certain prisoner, Jabber Wonger, and slowly begins to drown in the poison of his laughter.