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Everyone has some idea of what they think Harry Potter should be when he grows up. But Harry has known what he wants to do with his life since he was a child. His aunt is a so-called 'housewife,' who has pushed all her responsibilities onto Harry as soon as she could. While Harry hates being forced to take care of this family, he genuinely enjoys cooking and taking care of the house. His aunt is a disgrace to homemakers everywhere, and Harry would do a much better job. Which is why he aspires to be a househusband. He has the skills, and the fortune and status to offer, all that's left to do is find a husband.
A recently risen dark lord who is the alive version of his sentiment locket friend sounds like the perfect match. All that's left to do is convince him.
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Three sugars and a splash of daddy, please by aroundloafofbread, Wolven_Spirits
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Jan 2021
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After graduating from Hogwarts, Tom Riddle is struggling to make his way up in the world.
Enter Harry Potter, a man who is more than happy to spoil him as if money means nothing.
Tom is determined to figure out what Harry's game is. Because no one is that kind and generous without wanting something in return... right?
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- Part 1 of You're Sticky Sweet
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The worst part about temporarily living in someone else’s house was that it was someone else’s house.
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- Part 3 of duplicity's Prompt Fills
- Part 4 of duplicity's One-Shots
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height difference~
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Tom Riddle and Harry Potter are married. Somehow, only one of them is aware of that fact.
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- Part 47 of duplicity's One-Shots
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"We have to get into Malfoy Manor," Hermione concluded, frowning at the parchment they were using for their plans. "Damn. How do we even get in there?"
"Actually," Harry piped up…
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A case that doesn't make sense leads Harry, now working for the Auror department, to Azkaban, where the previous dark lord is serving a lifetime sentence, in hopes of help. He had not expected to find Voldemort in the condition that he did though. Voldemort is desperate for a way out of prison which leads to a situation neither of them wanted or were prepared for and they both struggle to adjust. At the same time, a dark new threat grows in the shadows of the Wizarding World. Somewhat inspired by White Collar and the Blacklist but not based on these. Slave!Tom Riddle/Voldemort.
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I felt REALLY bad for Tom in this one
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Voldemort survived the last battle. The Wizarding world wants to execute him. Harry does not want to spill any more magical blood. Perhaps the solution to the curse on the DADA position at Hogwarts is the man who cast the curse? Having him teach the next generations. Harry realizes that keeping Voldemort in check will demand a lot more of him then he thought.
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Head of the Auror department Harry Potter has to leave an important investigation at the Ministry because his wife Dolores yet again had a meltdown at Hogwarts demanding to speak with the supervisor because their daughter Barbie (Barbara Potter) had a class on Fertility Magic. She won't have her innocent baby study such vile things at school.
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Oh oh OH i THINK i need moreee (i definitely need more of this)
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Harry and Tom grew up together, fell in love, and got married. But, no matter what he did, Harry could not prevent the rise of Lord Voldemort. Now, thirty years later, millions are dead. Europe is destroyed. And Harry, middle aged and exhausted, is still the only man strong enough to stand up to the Dark Lord. The next time they meet on the battlefield, Harry intends to kill him. Voldemort, however, has other plans for Harry.
Gravity shifts beneath his knees and Harry finds himself leaning down, forward, forward, forward, until he’s tasting that mouth, the copper and charcoal, the same thing Tom tasted like the last time they kissed, thirty years ago on the charred remains of a battlefield. A kiss to seal the dissolution of their vows, their rings, their promises to have and to hold. A kiss that started a war, a war that neither could ever win.
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James Potter had never liked Gaunt, and that wasn't about to change anytime soon.
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James getting traumatised by getting a glimpse into his son's sex life.
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Chapter 1: ‘Your son calls me daddy, too.’ (Daddymort 2024 aka Daddy Kink)
Chapter 2: Now with bonus fatherly disapproval (HILF 2025 aka Lingerie Kink)- Language:
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I'll be the cause of our death by thisbitterearth for Chaos_Bear
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Feb 2026
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After killing Voldemort at the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry begins to experience a mysterious pain in his heart that worsens over the next few months. No treatments are able to help, and eventually, he must make a choice.
Harry felt one step out of sync with the world ever since that last Killing Curse had reversed course, speeding back towards the angular, pale face, crimson serpentine eyes wide with what Harry recognised as shock and fear. Since he felt that mind desperately reaching for his, a final, wild grab.
'Harry—please—'
The image of Voldemort lit by a sickly green glow, his body crumpling, looped in Harry's mind, no matter how much he tried to focus on the celebrations and the mourning around him.
He did not recognise it at the time, but that moment was when a faint ache began beating in his chest. A pain born from the sudden tearing away of something precious.
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The door must be magic. Tom remembers the crack sealing itself when Harry slammed it shut, his last promise shouted above carnage and his green eyes red with wreckage dust. A thin line of light had been there one moment and gone the next, and no amount of beating on it had made the door open up.
When he wakes up, it is still again.
Tom crawls from the rubble of London and searches for Harry.
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- Part 2 of Promise You the World
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Harry makes a lot of promises. And he's the only adult Tom knows who keeps them. Until he can't anymore.
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- Part 1 of Promise You the World
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It’s a nightmare and he knows it, but it doesn’t stop him from trying: from reaching out like a tendril in search for something beyond himself, where he could curl himself around and feel steadied and feel held. Because squeezing his own body isn’t much of any help, especially when he has access to someone other than him. And so he’s wandering from his corner and is digging at the covers, inching his way over until he nuzzles into Tom.
Being touch starved is like having an itch, where every fibre of your being wants you to do something about it. And no matter how much you squeeze or apply something against yourself, nothing hits you quite like someone who’s just holding you until you’re whole again. And it’s that pressure, that touch, that warmth, and that crutch — it’s what allows you to hold on when you’re about ready to burst.
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- Part 20 of Chasing Covers & Finding You
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Harry Potter and the transformation of the Dark Lord’s business model by ferocious_mermaid
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Feb 2025
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Tom should have noticed the first red flag.
Augustus, who was tasked with setting up the laptop and projector, was lying on the floor, tangled in a heap of wires.
“My Lord!” he cried. “Tell them. Please, tell them!”
“Tell what to whom?” Tom asked, confused.
“Tell the evil serpents to let me go!”
Tom blinked. “Those are not serpents, you absolute twat. Those are cables! Get yourself together, or I swear I’ll Kedavra you.”
Starting on a threatening note wasn’t his intention.Despite months of planning, plenty of slides and post-it notes, The Annual Death Eater Corporate Strategy retreat is a complete disaster.
Until an uninvited external consultant appears.
He seems to be so helpful that Tom just cannot help himself.
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In which Tom Riddle has been pining, and Harry needs to leave, suddenly.
These things may or may not be related.
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- Part 3 of tumblr prompt fills
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a most unfortunate quidditch incident by basilpropaganda (blissblissbliss)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Dec 2025
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Who thought a Kiss Cam during a Quidditch game was a good idea? Tom would very much like to have words.
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- Part 3 of tomarry modern hogwarts aus
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stop leaving me on read (please?) by basilpropaganda (blissblissbliss)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Jan 2026
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One essay gone horribly wrong. One misread phone number. One exasperated Slytherin who has to be perfect. One Gryffindor utterly captivated.
Or, Harry accidentally receives a scathing essay critique clearly meant for someone else (right?) and now he can’t stop texting Tom Riddle.
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- Part 1 of tomarry modern hogwarts aus
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BEST texting au out there
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“You may have left me, Harry, but I will never leave you. I am always with you, in everything that you do, and this is a promise I know you will keep for me regardless of how far apart we are.”
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- Part 12 of duplicity's One-Shots
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Harry was blind, and he could still see Tom in ways others could not.
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