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(A sequel to A Woefull Deal, A Delightful Conclusion, and All A Matter of Intent (And Consent))
After much dispute over who actually gets to be the person that carries the child to term, Wednesday decides to get a lawyer involved.
The lawyer being her father of course.
Enid learns a lot more about Wednesday, and she's very happy about.
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Getting Fae (In) Laws Involved by FanFicXpGrinder
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Enid was so close. She was right there. And then someone knocked on the door. Wednesday told her to answer it.
It was her mother. With steaks.
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please, won't you (make a family with me) by virtual_typewriter
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 Jul 2026
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Léa Martin @MrsLéaMartin92
Shane Hollander is TAKEN !?Clara @mrsshanehollander4ever
Shane Hollander has a BABY????Léonie @LeonieGagnon27328
Is this officially the NHL’s cutest baby?Lily @BostonLily1991
DOES THE BABY HAVE FRECKLES?Charlotte @charlottefromquébec
Replying to @BostonLily1991
what?One month before the tuna melt incident, pictures are posted online of Shane and Hayden’s outing to the aquarium.
Within minutes, the internet is convinced that Shane Hollander has become a father, and people everywhere are mourning the fact that the NHL’s most eligible bachelor is off the market.
“People everywhere” includes Ilya Rozanov.
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Entwining and Entanglement by tempesttears (Lolsnake9)
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
30 Jun 2026
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Yuuji and Sukuna go about their normal morning routine. Well, as normal as you can get with two twins who fuck on the daily.
However, beneath that normalcy lies a wiry tension carried over from a previous cycle of existence, bound to snap and wreak havoc on their carefully-built facades. But that day has not yet meant to come on this normal morning of stolen toothpaste and pork meatballs. Maybe.
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Impulse Control by CherriChou for SakuraPain
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Jun 2026
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Yue Qingyuan spotted him and smiled widely—which was already startling enough—and hurriedly made his way over to him. Mindful of the fact that they were in front of his disciples, Shen Qingqiu gave a respectful salute. “Zhangmen—”
“Xiao-Jiu, will you marry me?”
The entire field fell silent.
YQY has been drugged with something nefarious! He keeps saying all kinds of nonsense that he surely doesn’t actually mean, like complimenting SQQ and saying he wants to be near him and asking to…marry him…
Well. What’s SQQ supposed to do? Not take advantage while YQY is in such an exploitable state? It’s not like it’s real, anyway; once YQY recovers, he’ll surely take it all back.
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Shawn and Gus after a date night
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̶H̶e̶l̶p̶f̶u̶l̶ Advice by nomsy
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
07 Jun 2026
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“If I gave Jackie a day of getting to have sex with me whenever she wants as a thank you for tidying the living room, I think she’d divorce me,” Hayden says.
“Nah, man, she’d kill you,” J. J. says, which is probably true.
Shane shrugs. “That sounds like a straight people problem.”
Hayden is truly glad that the times of Shane torturing himself by being in the closet are over. But. Well. This conversation is kind of making him miss those days.
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Finally, after everything, Shane is a happily married man. Incredibly happily married. It only becomes a problem once he thinks it qualifies him to dispense relationship advice.
Or, five times Shane gives relationship advice his friends disagree with, and one time he doesn’t.
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Mira wanted to fix it. Whatever it was she wanted to make it better, needed to make it better, "Rumi, why do you think you're not worth loving?" Her voice wavered at the end.
Rumi's jaw tightened, her eyes focusing on some point in the space between Mira and Zoey, "It's not something that can be explained. It just is. A fact of nature, like how turtles have shells and tigers have stripes. I just need you to trust me when I tell you I'm not worthy of it."
Or, demons impersonate Rumi and Mira kissing in public. Mira spirals, Rumi breaks down and Zoey's insecurities implode.
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- Part 63 of Polytrix Timelines
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Perseus Riptide: The Next Neptune by SimpleClown
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Ever After High
23 Jun 2026
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“Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them—except when they choose not to.” —James Baldwin
Unfortunately for Percy, there's not a day that goes by that the fates aren't throwing some ridiculous, disproportionate challenge his way. But even he has to admit that being sent to a world full of children of fairytale characters who are doomed to repeat the same stories for all eternity.
[Or, the fates see it fit to send the unsuspecting Percy Jackson to a discontinued web series that explores political intrigue and social commentary on classism, societal pressure, and child abuse. Also known as Ever After High.]
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At night, the only way to escape Ilya’s loud snoring is to sleep somewhere else. (Un)fortunately for Shane, his husband always manages to find his way back to him, even in his sleep.
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- Part 1 of short one-shots
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A Hero Lost In A Hollow World [Final Version] by Izuku_Kun_Hero
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Zenless Zone Zero (Video Game)
10 Jun 2026
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Izuku Midoriya has spent nearly a year chasing All For One across a fractured Japan, running on nothing but stubbornness and a slow-burning need to end it. When a call from a recovering Nagant gives him a real lead—a mansion in Haibori Woods where AFO has been working on something he refuses to abandon—Izuku knows it's a trap. He goes anyway.
But the fight doesn't go as either of them planned. A desperate last gambit from All For One tears a hole between worlds, and Izuku falls through—into New Eridu, a city that runs on a completely different set of rules. Stranded, and stripped of everything familiar, he'll have to figure out how to survive in a place where Quirks don't exist, where Hollows roam, and where the people who notice him aren't sure whether he's a threat or something that needs to be saved from itself.
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Pranking your boyfriend/husband again with the "Do you ever wish you were more athletic?" But instead they mishear you. Instead hearing "Do you ever wish I were more athletic?"
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Lights, camera, flash.
A moment captured in time. 7 of the members stared straight ahead into the camera.
But Hyunjin? His eyes were glued to Felix. Anyone who saw the picture wouldn’t be able to deny it. The love and admiration in his eyes. That look wasn’t friendship.
It was love. Unrequitedly so. Painfully one-sided, but he never dared getting rid of those feelings. Instead he held on to them like a lifeline. All on the chance that one day, maybe, after 8 long years, Felix might finally love him back.
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After 8 years of pining, Hyunjin finally manages to get the ball rolling. But does Felix feel the same way? Will they have the happy ending Hyunjin’s always dreamed of?
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Gol D. Roger saved a starving kid from an execution once.
This turns out to be everyone’s problem later.
A canon-divergent prequel featuring:
– an overpowered woman with zero self-preservation
– the Roger Pirates being deeply unqualified AND qualified parents at the same time
– violence, trauma, found family, and bad choices(Canon is negotiable.)
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Turkey with a Side of Stressin’ by motleyfam for justbeyondstars
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Super Sons (Comics)
17 May 2026
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What should be a wholesome family vacation turns into Tim’s personal hellscape when the Waynes decide to spend Thanksgiving at the Kent Farm.
Featuring an impromptu road trip, a packed-out farmhouse, an overeager grade-schooler, and a festive sprinkling of unresolved trauma.
(And pie, of course. There’s also pie.)
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- Part 12 of Settle Our Bones
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Operation: I Am Human by StandingBi
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
15 May 2026
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How, exactly, do you tell the Justice League you weren’t a feral cryptid haunting Gotham?
That single, most ridiculous question had been gnawing at Bruce’s mind for the past week. He could let them believe it—he had certainly let worse rumors fester when it served his purposes—but he couldn’t. He just couldn’t.
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The continuation of Unintentional Cryptid.
Bruce tries to clear up the small misunderstanding but every single time he interacts with the Justice League, it gets worse
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Loose Lips by martha_sighs
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
16 Jun 2026
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“Oh, just that Ilya and I have been fucking for, like, a decade.” Shane said, nonplussed.
JJ’s jaw dropped. Hayden let out a weird, choking sound. Troy started laughing, but it also sounded like he was crying. Wyatt and Cliff looked at each other, huge smiles taking over their faces.
“He’s who I had sex with this morning,” Shane continued, oblivious to the table’s reactions. “Twice.” He added cheerfully.
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It was supposed to be a casual night out with friends - until, JJ and Hayden show up, with Shane (his secret boyfriend).
Shane is panicking, of course, so Ilya pours him some vodka, as an emergency option. This turns out to be a mistake. Lips get loose, and secrets are revealed.
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discowing rises (from its mirrorball ashes) by InkpotSprite
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
29 Dec 2023
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“Duke, my sunshine, my light bulb,” Tim said, once the noise had died down. "Are you blind?”
Duke frowned at him. “You don't like the suit?”
“No one likes the suit!” Jason burst out.
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The family decides to introduce Duke to Discowing. It doesn't go as expected.
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- Part 23 of Batfamily Fluff
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In which Malfoy calls Harry pet names to get him flustered and riled up, and Harry gets flustered and riled up because he secretly likes it. The problem is that Malfoy is only teasing…or is he?
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Cute little treat actually solid 8.9/10 it was just CUTE
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