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"Oh, please tell me you haven’t had an argument with your mother in front of the whole family".
"Worse" Lisa muttered, suddenly looking very interested in the floor. "I lied".
"You? Detective Sergeant Lisa Swain, pillar of truth and justice, told a fib? Colour me intrigued. What did you say?"
"I told them I was already dating someone."
Carla let out a sharp bark of laughter. "No! Brilliant. Who’s the lucky imaginary lady?"
"Mum went into absolute overdrive. She didn't even pause for breath. She immediately declared that if I’ve been seeing someone, they have to come on the family holiday. I started panicking, trying to make up excuses – said she was busy, said she hated the beach, said she had a terrible phobia of flying. But they wouldn't have it. Mum was relentless. She demanded to know her name".
"And? What did you tell her?”
"I said Carla"
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Bilbo tries to surprise Thorin with a racy new outfit and succeeds a little too well.
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ThE GREATEST GIFT EVER AAAAAh
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I’ll Believe in Anything (Except That) by Vardic
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
19 Jun 2026
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In another timeline, Shane and Ilya hook up in room 1410, nothing goes wrong, and everything plays out exactly as we know it.
In this one, Yuna Hollander walks in before Ilya can leave—and the seven-year situationship never gets the chance to start. Instead, through the power of miscommunication, Shane and Ilya start dating in 2010. With better support, they make better decisions. Their rivalry fizzles out before it ever has the chance to fully ignite, replaced instead by a beloved “bromance". In 2015, they come out to the NHL and the world.
No one believes them.
Or: Somehow, despite Shane and Ilya being out for two years, Scott Hunter is still considered the first openly gay player in the NHL, much to Ilya’s horror.
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A world where heroes have time to kill by Sobaepice
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
30 Apr 2026
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Tokoyami Fumikage and Dark Shadow answer a desperate late-night call from their friends, Bakugou and Todoroki. Dead drunk, the two have decided to have a drinking contest and end up losing all control.
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it's not gay if it's ur bro! by persimmon_tea
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
15 Apr 2026
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cens and censibility @ottawagirly
is there a reason why 8 million different hockey players have decided to post pics of themselves kissing each other with tongue or????????Or, Hayden Pike is freaking out after accidentally posting a video of Shane and Ilya making out on his fanmail. Luckily, he has a groupchat of hockey players determined to help them play it off. The internet is mostly just confused?
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- Part 4 of hr social media fics
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Shane tries to stop Ilya’s ridiculous habit of climbing into his hoodies—only to realize he’d rather lose every hoodie he owns than make Ilya unhappy.
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After Shane gets traded to Ottawa, Ilya and him try to keep the relationship a secret by leaning into the rivalry that has followed them around for the entirety of their careers.
But they underestimate just how competitive they are and it gets so bad that the team has to call an intervention.
They try to pass it off as a mandatory team building session.
It does not go well.
No one is surprised.
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Ilya R has been added to the group chat. by Anonymous
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
30 Apr 2026
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Bood
what have you given her before?Ilya
A fucking, mostlyBood
CHEAP
CHEAP GIFT GIVERIlya enlists Bood & the Ottawa WAGs to help brainstorm ideas for his first proper Valentine’s Day with ‘Jane’.
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- Part 1 of O-Town’s Fillies Back Again
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Loved this to pieces
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You Said, We Said by OtherWaysHome
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
25 Feb 2026
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@HarveySmth76:
So, Dallas Kent's teammate just tweeted this:Rozanov isn’t any better, though. Like we all know it. Dude's banged like a thousand women. Bet if even just a few of them talked, you'd all be shutting up about Kent pretty quick.
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Dallas Kent’s teammate makes a bigoted assumption. A very loud, very incorrect assumption. Twitter eats him alive.
Because, yes, Rozanov has slept with a lot of women and they have a lot to say. About consent and check-ins and that accent.
#OkIWillTalk is trending, as is #SexGodOfTwitter. Toronto Survivor's Legal Fund is finally gaining some traction. And Ilya is definitely going to punch Kent. Again.
Told through twitter snapshots and extracts from the Ottawa Centaurs Group Chat.
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Some can't stand homophobia.
Some can't stand the Voyageurs.
And some can't stand the dynasty that the Voyageurs inadvertently created when they ran Shane Hollander out of town for being gay.
So when news of why Shane Hollander signed in Ottawa alongside his husband comes out, 31 teams take it upon themselves to get back at the Voyageurs for all that they’ve done.
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- Part 2 of Be Gay, Get Even
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The Matchmaking Disaster by Writer_Plume
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
22 Feb 2026
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“I wish we truly were sisters,” Hyacinth murmured dreamily.
“Oh, I should like that very much as well,” Felicity laughed, “though I suspect Gregory would not share our enthusiasm.”
“If we were sisters…” Hyacinth murmured, thinking aloud, “perhaps it might truly be possible.”
Felicity watched Hyacinth’s thoughts race ahead of her, eyes bright with sudden purpose. “Oh no, no—absolutely not.”
“I still have unmarried brothers.”
“I will not marry Gregory just so we may be sisters!” Felicity exclaimed.
“Ugh, no,” Hyacinth said with a shudder. “I was thinking of another Featherington.”
“Pen?”
“Penelope, mm-hmm,” Hyacinth nodded, a wide smile spreading across her face.
Felicity stared at her as though she had quite lost her senses. Hyacinth leaned closer. “Listen, close your eyes and imagine it. Penelope becoming a Bridgerton. You and I spending entire weekends in their new home. The holidays, the celebrations, everything, together. You and I, sisters.”Or: How Felicity and Hyacinth attempt to become real sisters, accidentally drive Colin mad with jealousy, and unleash his most chaotic Era yet.
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Pummel: Fuck Jane
St-Simon: nah…
St-Simon: i dont think shes done anything wrong…
Pummel: youre right
Pummel: Sorry Jane
Pummel: FUCK ROZANOV
Varkov: FUCK ROZANOV
Connors: Hey guys did you see this article about Rose Landry and Shane Hollander?
Carmichael: Bad timing, man.
Connors: Oh
Connors: Give me a second to read back.
Connors: Oh….
Connors: FUCK ROZANOV
[Or, how the Raiders---in particular the long suffering Cliff Marleau, dealt with the Great Jane Debacle of 2016, told in a series of texts, posts, and Cliff being the best Bostonian friend Ilya could ask for]
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- Part 1 of a collection of hollanovs
- Part 1 of The Entire History of Montreal Jane
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Shane reached out without thinking, his fingers brushing against the rough fabric of Ilya’s jacket sleeve.
Ilya flinched away. “Dun’ touch me!”
Shane blinked, thrown. “What the - ”
“I already have boyfriend!” Ilya declared, pulling his jacket around himself like a shield. “Are practically engaged!”
Shane just stared. “Ilya. It’s me.”
“Only my boyfriend may unwrap me.” Ilya announced. “Is respect.”
Ilya gets drunk and refuses to be touched by anyone except his boyfriend. Unfortunately for Shane, Ilya does not realize his boyfriend is the one taking him home.
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During a fight, Jude and Sharpness end up accidentally falling into a trap together.
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His wishful thinking is interrupted when a strangled scream cuts through the air.Jude barely has time to look up, seeing the overhead light from the open sky suddenly go dark as another body drops into the pit, armor flashing as it falls past the leaves and landing hard onto Jude.
“SHIT.” Sharpness.
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Dtucydhagxfc
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the ten step plan by WriteThroughTheNight
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
17 Mar 2026
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In Vegas, after they’d said everything right up to the edge of I love you, Shane and Ilya came up with a plan. It was long term, with many, many steps. There might be a spreadsheet somewhere that Shane won’t admit to.
But it’s a plan, nonetheless. Over the summer of 2014, they tweak it and add things important to the both of them. There are even many, extensive, contingency plans.
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Thanks to Shane's small lie the first time they hooked up, Shane and Ilya are together years earlier. Now, they have to figure out what to do about it.
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- Part 2 of the coast is clear
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“My Channie. Always so warm.” he says, through a wistful sigh, his palms warming up on Chan’s flushed skin. “My pretty hotpack. Wish I could keep you in my pocket forever.”
Something about Wonwoo’s tone makes Chan grimace. “Ew. Shut up.” he says through a startled laugh, removing Wonwoo’s hands from his face, but still keeping them interlaced. “You’re so weird.”
“I’d watch what I'm saying if I were you, Jungchan.” Wonwoo warns teasingly, eyes narrowed in a way Chan is attracted to more than he’d like to admit. “Hyung might just start thinking you like him."
A Freudian slip and Wonwoo's worn out car window rubber seals bring on some unexpected feelings Chan wasn't prepared to deal with this Christmas season. Fortunately, his friends are more than willing to lend a helping hand.
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Sirius and Remus have to share a bed, what could go wrong? Well...
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- Part 2 of anon works for your viewing pleasure
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Water Beats Grass by TheGreatWave74, trombonekid98
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters: HeartGold & SoulSilver | Pokemon HeartGold & SoulSilver Versions, Pocket Monsters: Red & Green & Blue & Yellow | Pokemon Red Green Blue Yellow Versions
06 Dec 2024
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Erika loses to Misty and has to become her servant for a whole day, and Misty takes the opportunity to show off her fellow Gym Leader's body to their gym trainers, leading Erika to discover a whole new kink.
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- Part 152 of Yuri Rarepair Heaven
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bloody star of the sea by marisxx
Fandoms: 東京卍リベンジャーズ | Tokyo Revengers (Manga), 東京卍リベンジャーズ | Tokyo Revengers (Anime)
03 Feb 2024
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The first thing Takemichi noticed when he woke up was the red patch on his futon. The second was the excruciating pain in his lower abdomen.
Naturally, he just blanched and started crying. But then there's a knock on his door.
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Childe’s not-so-private, not-so-secret attempt at consummating his newly ordained marriage. Too bad his new husband invited half of Teyvat to the occasion.
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I honestly thought Zl was attracting people to the room on purpose with some unknown adeptal magic lolol. I guess I'm wrong?
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