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Ben 10 and the dark world by jasperthecreature
Fandoms: Ben 10 Series, Deltarune (Video Game)
07 Jul 2026
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An comedy/absurdism script for a ben 10 episode, albeit a very short onw
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«Greetings, I am Mervyn Nosurname. This is my mind; if you're here, you're probably witnessing my L.U.C.I.D.»
Inspired by the hallucinatory visions of "Ranfren"—an anthology (or perhaps not) of the absurd, the bizarre, and the unreal.
To anyone familiar with the original Ranfren series, this will almost certainly seem all too coherent; it may not be quite as vivid or "lucid," but at least I gave it a try.WIP
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- English
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- 309
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- 1/?
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They say prudence is a virtue. I didn't believe the days-old rumors. I tried to be kind; to a new worker rumored to be a pervert. I had it coming when he asked an outrageous question, huh? In front of everyone! Just when I got a girlfriend! Just when my life was stabilizing! Just when! Argh! My social life is over...WARNING!!!
This work is NOT meant to represent any individuals with the specific syndrome I chose. Rather than that, it is a plot device. I tried my best to do the research required so it's not a complete sham. ALSO! It involves some not-so-wholesome themes mentioned in the tags. Although not the focus of the story, it is relevant to the characters.
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- Part 3 of Neurology Inspired & Character Studies
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- English
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- 3,201
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- 3/?
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Этот прекрасный, удивительный мир.
Его не изменить.
Можно попытаться повернуть время вспять — прямо как в 1999 году, — но тебя неизменно ждет всё одно и то же. Вы существуете параллельно: никто из вас ничего не требует от другого, потому что это невозможно. Время идет, вещи случаются. Ты, его обитатель, ни в чем не можешь винить его. Он страдает не меньше твоего.
Как жаль, что тело тебя подводит. Что тут поделаешь?
Жажди любви сколько угодно. Твоя душа жаждет невозможного.
Знакомо ли тебе чувство такой сильной нежности, что от нее становится больно? Живи с этим.
То, что кажется ужасным, порой оказывается величайшим милосердием.
Вот чем всё кончается вместе со Старшей Сестрой Сна.- Language:
- Русский
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- 32,012
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- 10/10
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You have lived in poverty since you were born.
You found out a secret about your ancestor.
You try to enjoy a quiet normal life but the savage blood line also runs in your frame.
Perhaps trying to live a peaceful and useful life is very tough for you. -
Never Know Why by How_Deep_the_Grave
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025)
06 Jul 2026
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When Nicky comes home from daycare deeply upset, Agatha and Rio need to figure out what happened and how to handle it.
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I'm Just a Boy in Love by Soferet_Autistit
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
06 Jul 2026
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“Cuz fit hot guys have problems too.
Don’t look at us, we’re not dancing for you.
Leave us alone, we have to twerk out our sad.
(Sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad.)”I clap my hands over my mouth to keep laughter from escaping. I can’t. The mental image of Baz twerking is in my head now and I’ll never be able to dig it out. And he’s in the shower. Fuck!
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Or: After yet another argument, Simon overhears Baz singing in the shower. And then it keeps happening. And happening. How long can the boys keep acting like they hate each other and while using the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend soundtrack to sing their true feelings in the shower?
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Jay is Yoohan's sponsor, which means he can get Yoohan any role he wants. Unfortunately for Yoohan, Yoon Jay's perverted antics and terrible sense of humor are deeply woven with all of his sponsor's top picks.
[A pile of fluffy, smutty, one-shots all based on the premise "What if Jay wanted to tease Yoohan?"]
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A Malewife's Puazi Homestead by Xanthenian
Fandoms: Puazi Series - InCase, Original Work
06 Jul 2026
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Belle can't complain much about her life.
She has the most adorable husband and stepson that she shares her life with.
Now some people who've known Belle would call her a harlot but that simply isn't true.
There's no one more loyal to her family than Belle.
That's why she'd do just about anything to keep them, right?
*This was a part of my Puazi Anthology but its taken on a life of it's own*- Language:
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- 3,076
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The lives of some of the denizens of a possibly-sentient and moody metropolis. There are eight million stories in New Zork City, and it's digesting them.
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Waifu Wars Independence Day Special by yazminaydem
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, 炎炎ノ消防隊 | Enen no Shouboutai | Fire Force (Anime), Final Fight (Video Game), Street Fighter, 対魔忍アサギ | Taimanin Asagi (Anime), Action Taimanin (Video Game), Black Lagoon (Anime & Manga), Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series, イジらないで長瀞さん | Ijiranaide Nagatoro-san | Please Don't Bully Me Nagatoro (Anime), 葬送のフリーレン | Sousou no Frieren | Frieren: Beyond Journey's End - All Media Types, Akame ga Kill! (Anime & Manga), Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, SPY x FAMILY (Anime), オーバーロード - 丸山くがね | Overlord - Maruyama Kugane, DearS
05 Jul 2026
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This July 4th, the waifus declare their independence from the plot and decide to BBQ instead—until their plans are ruined by an alien invasion led by none other than Esdeath from Akame ga Kill.
The Ice Queen slaps a massive ice dome over Neon City and declares dominion, then unleashes her army of DearS—normally cute, submissive alien girls now twisted into leather-and-latex dominatrixes.
And Midnight is pissed! Not about the invasion, but about the terrible kink etiquette on display.
This special takes the classic alien invasion trope and turns it into something campy, horny, and absurd, with the signature crack-treated-seriously tone and plenty of meta and fourth-wall breaking jokes.
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- Part 12 of The Waifuverse
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Извне в русреале.
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The recital happens. (Great!)
Mari and Sunny argument still happens and they grow apart. Also, the gang grow apart from Sunny as a result. (Not so great…)
Sunny never shut himself inside(Great!)
He has no friends, so he has to dream about them(not so great.)
Something drastic would have to happen if our protagonists are to be friends again…
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Omori(Sunny)
Aubs(Aubrey)
Kelvin(Kel)
Marianne(Mari)
Henry(Hero)
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Era uma vez em um lugar muito distante de algum outro lugar, um homem tenta fugir de uma esfereta com sua colega vampira e acaba numa aventura maluca.
Please stop trying to offer comic artist services, I've already said I'm not interested and I can't afford it financially.
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Mischief Underground by DragonOpal
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game), MCU, Marvel Cinematic Universe, crossover - Fandom
04 Jul 2026
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Loki s dead . . or is he? Waking up on a bed of golden flowers, our favourite mischief god somehow ended up in the Underground world of Undertale. Is that flower a child-luring demon? Who cares, since Loki's stats are OFF THE CHARTS!!! Literally. 9999999...... The world of Undertale keeps trying to follow its script, but Loki's own presence is making people say and do things a little differently. Visions of other timelines (who is that genderless child he saw?) and a mockery of his own past relationship is just the beginning. If he gets called a human one more time, he might just have to break his promise to that pathetic goat monster. This is a story of Loki (MCU) going on a SHOCKINGLY pacifist route through a world where he might be the only person who can save it...if he doesn't lose his patience and destroy it first.
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Investigating Physiologic Changes Induced By Protein AG0825 In Human Models: A Prospective Cohort Study by thfrstfrt
Fandoms: NCT (Band)
04 Jul 2026
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Background: A cohort of university science students (N=13) experienced acute-onset superhuman abilities following ingestion of unidentified food provided by a faculty member (n=12 exposed; n=1 unexposed(?) control).
Methods: Participants attempted to continue normal academic functioning despite emerging powers, unclear allegiances, and escalating interpersonal tension. Observational data were limited by rampant denial and inconsistent self-reporting.
Results: Statistically significant increases were observed in reality distortion (p<0.001), emotional pining (p<0.01), and poor decision-making (p<0.0001). The control subject displayed unexpected anomalies inconsistent with baseline human parameters.
Conclusion: AG0825 appears to grant adaptive advantages under acute stress, though side effects remain unknown. Further study is required to determine whether the primary threat is biochemical, institutional, or emotional.
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Thirteen science students eat free food and immediately develop superpowers. Now they’re juggling finals and a professor who may or may not be playing God.
(AG0825 for short)
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Mahoragas, metaphysics and gay men: welcome to Slander Kaisen by SukunaNo1Glazer
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
04 Jul 2026
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The Jujutsu world is in shambles; the higher ups are dead, Tokyo is destroyed, and Sukuna is running rampant in a teenager's body. The sorcerers fighting are not any better: Megumi summons Mahoraga at any chance, Gojo still yearns for a man long dead in an obviously PLATONIC way and Yuta is having sex with a cockroach, just to name a few. In short, everything is wrecked.
But everything changes when Sukuna summons Mahoraga while the other sorcerers are busy fighting an already dispatched one weeks ago. Because two Mahoragas can’t exist at the same time. The deviation causes a glitch in the world where all sorcery-related people start reviving, including Gojo’s dead best friend, Suguru Geto.
How will everyone live with the new world order? And how will everyone survive the unbearable tension between the two special grades?
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我们多么希望那个提枪跨马冲向至高王座的不是自己，然而大家都这样觉得，于是就没有人敢不屈从于王的威权。
是学校吗？是监狱吗？是游击队在闹革命吗？
谁知道？
或许你能给我一个答案？
里森堡的故事再次翻开新的一页，谁也不知道这个国度的故事还能讲多久。Series
- Part 3 of 里森堡安魂曲
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- 中文-普通话 國語
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- 1,209
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- 1/1
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“衬衫的价格为九镑十五便士，所以你选择C项……”
欢迎来到里森堡，请坐下喝杯茶，这里有神神叨叨的朱熹劝你学习主体思想，还有性转的子墨子给予你慰藉，读着《美德与恐怖》的柯伦泰学姐。什么，这还不能使你满足？那么请出主角谢苗——你将见证他英语考试的无能狂怒，再到反叛时脑中的一片空白，最后被宙斯劈成焦炭的结局。
但是记住，太阳始终注视着你。Series
- Part 2 of 里森堡安魂曲
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- 中文-普通话 國語
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- 1,404
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- 1/1
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Helldivers Star Patriots - Episode 4: The Unforgivable by DaveFrogDude
Fandoms: Helldivers (Video Games)
03 Jul 2026
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After their disgusting victory on Oshaune, Fireteam Beta heads to the nearest Democracy Space Station before their vacation to Zygos to be met with thunderous applause. But one individual has a grudge against Otani for something terrible he did long ago.
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- Part 4 of Helldivers Star Patriots
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,152
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 47
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- 47