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Wow, Earth Really Skimped on Our Spaceship, Guys! by Tired_Wandering_Soul
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
01 Jul 2026
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The humans get to see the new and improved Blip-A, Rocky and Adrian finally get to watch their beloved Grace sleep once again, and the Eridians muse on their completely and totally appropriate and proportional reaction to the way Earth has treated their human.
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Wow, Earth Really Skimped on Our Spaceship, Guys! by Tired_Wandering_Soul (WorkID: 87775606)
Summary: The humans get to see the new and improved Blip-A, Rocky and Adrian finally get to watch their beloved Grace sleep once again, and the Eridians muse on their completely and totally appropriate and proportional reaction to the way Earth has treated their human.
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Ilya Rozanov and his Twitter Rant by dragonsXmaroon
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
11 May 2026
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The internet thinks Shane and Ilya's marriage came to an end.
Ilya Rozanov is quick to defend himself and his honor.
Shane feels the need to intervene.
Both forget for a moment that they are on twitter and not in a private group chat.
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on tuna melts and first names by UglyGreenJacket
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Apr 2026
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“Today,” he says loudly. “Today, I will tell you about the time Shane got jealous because Tro–”
“NO, Ilya,” Shane interrupts him, and Ilya greatly enjoys watching Troy’s head snap towards Shane, who glows like a freshly picked tomato.
And that’s fine, really. Being Shane Hollander’s husband means he has so much material to work with.
“Okay, well, what about the time you bought us a sex building?” he asks, and barely gets the sentence out before Zane Boodram makes a loud exclamation.
“A what now?” he asks, as the eyes of everyone on the plane flit back and forth from Shane to Ilya.
“Definitely not,” Shane snaps, and Ilya grins.
“What about the time you panicked so much you got into a relationship with Rose Landry because I said your first name?”
There’s an audible intake of breath, and Ilya watches as a number of emotions cross Shane’s face before it finally settles into something that looks resigned.
“Fine,” Shane says with a roll of his eyes, and the team cheers as Ilya’s smile grows so wide he knows his cheeks will start to hurt soon.
Ilya claps his hands in front of him. “It all started with tuna melts.”
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- Part 2 of Plane Stories
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Локаут НХЛ 2012 года, Холландер играет в Москве и живет у Розанова. Времена до того самого закона. Пацаны разговаривают и много экспериментируют. Лор КХЛ в количестве.
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Ilya Rozanov's Cab Service by mightyd0lphin
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
19 Jan 2026
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“Dude, I’d really like to know less about your sex life.”
“Is good for you,” Rozanov said. “You need excitement in your life. What do you give Mrs Pike, fifteen minutes of missionary?”
“Fuck off.” Hayden scowled at him. “I have four fucking kids, I think that’s evidence enough that my bedroom life is happy.”
“Fifteen minutes of missionary can make four kids.”
“It’s not fifteen min- Oh my God just stop it!”
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Hayden needs to get from Montreal to Ottawa in time for their game that afternoon. Shane has a great idea about who can give him a ride.
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- Part 3 of hayden's neverending suffering
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The MILF Theory (And Why the Internet Got It Wrong) by pucksandpower
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Dec 2025
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The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.
They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.
It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.
Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.
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For RadioApple Trick or Treat Week Day 7: Free Day
Lucifer gifts Alastor a Furby, and Alastor makes it everyone else's problem. To put an end to the torment, Lucifer has a brilliant idea: Fuck the Furby obsession out of Alastor.
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The Furby Radioapple crack fic no one asked for.
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- Part 4 of RadioApple Trick or Treat Week 2025
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There’s a naked man in Aziraphale’s bookshop, and Crowley feels fine about it. Really.
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Episode coda one-shots for Heated Rivalry that try to make us feel better after the show drags our hearts through mud.
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the breeze after rain by LiannaAila
Fandoms: 本好きの下剋上 - 香月美夜 | Honzuki no Gekokujou | Ascendance of a Bookworm Series - Kazuki Miya, 本好きの下剋上 | Honzuki no Gekokujou | Ascendance of a Bookworm (Anime)
28 Jul 2022
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After viewing memories of her past life, Myne’s connection to Urano has strengthened exponentially. So when Myne loses control of her mana, she takes on an appearance closer to her mental age.
This is bad for Ferdinand’s heart.
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- Part 2 of windswept
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Dam it it seems I’ve read this before but I don’t remember so it was probably years ago, I’ll bookmark it this time and see if I end up running into this again a few years down the track
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At Sokka’s behest, the Gaang skips rescuing Zuko during the Siege at the North Pole. Instead they leave him, unconscious, buried in the snow.
In completely unrelated news, Sokka’s haunted by a ghost now.
(If you'd like more details before deciding to read this story, look here for spoilers.)
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Twitter Users vs Ilya Rozanov by ghostromanoff
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
03 Jul 2026
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Somebody please take Ilya's twitter away, Harris is begging.
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- Part 6 of Lily & Jane Forever
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Drops of Jupiter by TheTearThatHangs
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
29 Jun 2026
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Dr Captain Ryland Grace returns to an Earth that had long designated him “history”; 58 years old, and with a body that ached in vicious revenge, Grace wanted to take Rocky and Adrian through the wonders of Planet Earth before his time came.
Rocky and Adrian would very much like it if Grace stopped referencing his mortality, and are finding Earth about as peculiar and spectacular as the man the planet gave them.
Earth is pleasantly surprised to see their intergalactic neighbours at their doorstep, and would very much like to confiscate Grace from Rocky for scientific study, because how the fuck was he still alive.
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r/montrealvoyagers: Voyager’s Groupchat Screenshots by bruces_third_favorite_batarang
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
03 Jun 2026
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r/motrealvoyagers
Voyager’s Groupchat Screenshots 2d ago
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Can’t reveal how I got these but they are screenshots of a gc with everyone in the voyagers except for Shane Hollander.
Patrice created this group chat
Patrice: This is everyone on the team minus Shane so we can talk about what just happened
Patrice: Holy shit
Gilbert: You can say that again
Patrice: So he’s been fucking Rozanov this whole time
Wilson: I thought he just didn’t talk about girls cause he was awkward not cause he was a you know
Gilbert: A what?
Wilson: A poof
A Montreal group chat gets released and outs Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov. Shenanigans unfold mostly on Twitter.
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Performance enhancing strategies by Dubiousculturalartifact (222Ravens)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
19 May 2026
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Or: The Shane Hollander Is Fucking Ilya Rozanov and Will Accept No Further Questions, Team Powerpoint Presentation
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come and treat me like a crash test dummy by a_burning_constellation, chosospinkytoes, LostLanguages
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
04 May 2026
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The universe fucking hated him.
That was the only possible answer. Megumi wasn’t much of a theist, but this week had proven that there was a god and that god hated him specifically.
The new hospital manager accidentally scheduling him for thirty two hours on call, Gojo ordering the ER leopard printed scrubs (not the whole hospital — just the ER), and not one but four patients who thought the supply closet was a bathroom hadn’t even been what did him in. No, those were all idiots he could handle.
The idiots he couldn’t handle were the ones he was forced to share the road with.
or, three times megumi failed his drivers retest and one time he passed
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NPC Demon King Of Salvation, Marry me! by samallamabama
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
28 May 2026
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Yoo Joonghyuk is a top e-sports player who streams a computer game MMORPG called ‘Three Ways to Survive the Apocalypse’.
While he plays like a normal pro, he’s weirdly fixated on one thing. An NPC called the ’Demon King of Salvation’, the strongest final boss. Instead of fighting it, he gives it gifts every day, protects it from other players, and keeps trying to interact with it. He’s HEAVILY down bad. His obsession with this NPC grows and grows evey day, as his stream chat constantly goes wild!
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i only threw this party for you by LunarMoonstone
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Apr 2026
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"Oh, it looks like you’re doing better! With those scores, I guess we won’t have to meet as often anymore." Shane was beaming, proudly looking down at the transcript. Ilya’s smile immediately dropped.
Needless to say, he scored 20 points lower on the next midterm.
In which popular hockey fuckboy Ilya Rozanov falls madly in love with the university's golden boy Shane Hollander. Somehow, they go from being the talk on campus to becoming that couple.
Alternatively, my take on the Jock!Ilya x Nerd!Shane trope bc it is desperately underrepresented.
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When a simple luggage mix-up at the airport brings them together before dawn, Light Yagami and the enigmatic L find themselves in an unexpectedly intimate collision of worlds. One carries meticulously folded clothes and hidden treasures; the other, sweets and chaos. What begins as a brief exchange over mistaken suitcases quickly spirals into a careful dance of curiosity, subtle observation, and quiet tension. As the two navigate the fine line between civility and fascination, they discover that first impressions are rarely as simple as they seem.
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Ilya Rozanov’s life flips upside down when he’s granted parental rights to his recently orphaned 5-month-old niece. Shane Hollander’s life flips upside down when the two of them move in next door.
Or: Shane Hollander, certified Baby Whisperer, is the only thing that can get his next door neighbours screaming infant to stop wailing.
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- Part 9 of Hollanov
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