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something in the river by firelord_zutara
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
05 Jul 2026
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Twitter, June 16th, 2018
Andy Coleman Sportsnet @AndyJColeman
Hearing reports that the Voyageurs are looking to trade Hollander. Will update as this develops.Émile @OleVoyageursOle
Replying to @AndyJColeman
oh so we’re at that point in the off-season where you just start talking out of your ass huhOr: It’s the summer of 2018. To the disbelief of the public, rumors claiming that the Montreal Voyageurs will be trading Shane Hollander begin circulating online.
As is often the case with professional hockey, Montreal’s loss is Boston’s gain.
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something in the river by firelord_zutara
Fandom: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel ReidTwitter, June 16th, 2018
Andy Coleman Sportsnet @AndyJColeman
Hearing reports that the Voyageurs are looking to trade Hollander. Will update as this develops.Émile @OleVoyageursOle
Replying to @AndyJColeman
oh so we’re at that point in the off-season where you just start talking out of your ass huh
Or: It’s the summer of 2018. To the disbelief of the public, rumors claiming that the Montreal Voyageurs will be trading Shane Hollander begin circulating online.As is often the case with professional hockey, Montreal’s loss is Boston’s gain.
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Ilya Rozanov's Goodreads Reviews by Promised_ivy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
05 Jul 2026
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Several MLH players have their phones hacked.
Most people find embarrassing photos.
Ilya Rozanov accidentally leaks five years' worth of sex reviews.
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You know that TikTok trend where people rate how good the sex was in front of their partner?
Yeah. It's that.
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Pure Vanilla || @vanilly_
“I understand that, without my agreement, Alpine F1 have put out a press statement late this afternoon that I am driving for them next year. This is wrong and I have not signed a contract with Alpine for 2XXX. I will not be driving for Alpine next year.”
The tweet is absurd, almost hilarious in its audacity to address the situation in a nonchalant tone as if he wasn’t the most anticipated rookie to join F1, as though F1 was a game of contracts and men that he was unbound to just like the rest of them.
Shadow Milk would have laughed-–a real، genuine laugh—if only that same damned rookie that tweeted said bullshit hadn’t just crashed a million dollar mark into his car.
Or, alternatively; the SDVN Formula One AU
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Finally, something dawns on him, a way to handle two goals simultaneously. He’d seen Hollander’s mother flipping through papers rapidly when they first got here, seeming calm and in control and more than a little frightening in a way that made Ilya mildly glad he wasn’t one of the people responsible for a clipboard. If anyone can tell him if the long list of “Prohibited Items” he’d been sent in his email a few days ago is just standard practice for big shoots, it would be Yuna Hollander.
Or, hopefully, her son.
“Crazy we cannot even have peanut butter, eh?” He asks. “You also got giant list?”
Hollander stiffens, almost imperceptibly, and Ilya tilts his head, just slightly, confused, wondering if he’s stumbled somewhere unexpected.
(how ilya learns about shane's allergies) (and shane's sexual awakening tragically hits a speedbump in the process 😔)
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I want to SMUSH them together.
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The fall of a bisexual king by Kardnay
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
29 Jun 2026
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The Centaurs are such a nice team that Ilya sometimes feels too comfortable. Unfortunately, his new team has no idea, and every attempt to be himself somehow makes things worse.
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Or: Five times Ilya Rozanov's teammates thought he was a homophobe, and the one time they found out why they were wrong.-
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drawn in by strange_ghost
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
03 Jul 2026
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"He saw the corners of Ilya's lips curve up ever so slightly in that infuriating, tiny hint of a smile. “Goodbye, Shane Hollander.”
Shane could only ogle as Ilya walked away. Fuck. His ass was fat. This was so bad.
Shane Hollander, star athlete, D1 hockey team captain, campus heartthrob, was being completely undone by a brooding Slavic art major that he would probably crawl on his fucking knees and bark for."
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Shane is ready for another boring semester where he has to pretend like he cares about anything other than hockey. Until he sits down next to a mysterious Russian art student who also happens to be the hottest guy Shane has ever seen.
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🥵🥵🥵🔥🔥🔥
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Shane thought that by the time he was thirty, he’d be married and on the waitlist to adopt a baby. He spent his twenties in one serious longterm relationship after another, after all.
Instead he is now twenty-nine, single for over a year and looking for a nice, stable boyfriend: preferably college educated and in the same place in life as he is.
The only problem is that the bartender at the restaurant Shane takes his dates to is the hottest man Shane has ever seen in his life.
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They’re so dumb ❤️
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God, they really talked around eachother. Wonderful miscommunication trope
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There are still four viable sperm samples in the Hail Mary’s deep freeze storage. Ryland knows this because he’s asked Mary about it twice since the day Jude was born. Once, when she was barely six months old, which unnerved him so badly that he slammed the laptop shut before Mary could finish telling him about the samples.
The second time was about five minutes ago, give or take a few seconds.
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- Part 2 of biodome babies verse
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Carter Did Not Sign Up For This (He Got Voluntold By Shane Hollander) by petroltogo
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
28 May 2026
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"Did. You. Mean. It."
Carter Vaughn doesn't mind if his afternoon nap gets interrupted for a good cause. Which is good for him because Shane Hollander is so far past asking permission he may well bulldoze them all into a different universe.
Or: After Ilya gets outed in Sochi, Shane Hollander is determined to help. Carter, who possesses a healthy sense of self-preservation, is too smart to stand in his way—but, as it turns out, not quite smart enough to stay out of the drama.
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- Part 2 of maximal confusion, some believability
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Leftover Light by atimefeeler
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
05 Jul 2026
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“Don’t let the blood get into your ship, okay?”
That made Grace pause. “What?!”
“If I die, you have to get my body out of here,” the man pleaded, but Grace had to go. His oxygen was out. The guy would be dead in six minutes. “You have to get me out, even if I’m dead. Hey!”
“Just hold on!” Grace propelled himself through zero gravity, away from the radio.
“Don’t leave me here-!” The roar echoed through the ship halls.
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When Ryland Grace complained about being a little bored, maybe a little lonely, he thought a nostalgic trip around Erid would fix him right up. The last thing he expected was to find deadly space bacteria in deep space and a human. Alive.
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Chapter 10
Simon takes the Mary for a spin.
Rocky, Grace, and Adrian experience the horrors with Simon! Such a fun and well-executed concept. While taking the Mary out for a ride just for fun, the trio find Simon floating in space with bacteria (agroglobin) all over. Grace saves him but they soon find out that Simon didn’t come to this universe alone. Now they have to embark on a journey to save Erid (and the universe) all over again. PHM 2 but it’s scarier and more angsty but also more fluffy (Adrian and Simon friendship) and romantic.
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Just Another Day in Paradise by Zavia
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Jun 2026
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Shane Hollander is on vacation.
This is, objectively, a great idea. There is sun. There is a private villa. There is Luca, who fits into Shane’s life with the ease of something long-established. Brotherly, familiar, and currently eyeing the entire resort like it’s a personal challenge.
There is also Ilya Rozanov.
This was not mentioned. This was not in the plan.
It’s fine. They’re fine. They’ve always been fine. Years later, different lives, perfectly capable of sharing a beach, a drink, and conversation that slips a little too easily into something familiar.
Fine enough not to think about it.
Around them, things stay uncomplicated. Luca is already making decisions Shane will have to deal with later. Marley is encouraging him. Svetlana is watching like she already knows how this ends.
And Shane, who is absolutely, completely fine, starts to realize something mildly inconvenient:
nothing else ever really measured up.
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on winning and losing (and ilya rozanov) by fingersfallingupwards
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
03 Jul 2026
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Twenty years after everything fell apart, Shane Hollander is on the cusp of becoming MLH Commissioner when Ilya Rozanov walks into his office and back into his life.
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- Part 2 of old man hollanov yaoi
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To read, sequel to old man hollander
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While in search of a roommate, Ilya comes across an interesting Facebook Marketplace listing from Shane Hollander.
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- Part 1 of message sent to seller
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not "your' anything by 24begaydonothing81
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Jun 2026
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SHANE: Lily.
LILY: Hello
SHANE: Dead to me.
What the actual fuck?
LILY: ??
SHANE: what. The. Hell. Did. You. Do.
LILY: ahh
I am in trouble
Yes?
Or Ilya's teammates add "Jane" to the Boston WAG group chat in the height of their "no, we aren't falling in love, whatever do you mean" era (2014-2016-ish?).- Language:
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Best texting fic everrrrrrrr ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
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Cliff's Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week (Is Probably Going Better Than Ilya's) by petroltogo
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
15 Apr 2026
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It figures that even half-way across the world Ilya's dick manages to ruin Cliff's day. The real surprise is that it isn't the only dick involved in this mess.
Featuring an ill-timed outing, a supportive but clueless team trying its best, panicking over Russia's LGBTQ laws, too many group chats, an unhinged 3am brainstorming session on how to get your captain a new citizenship (asking for a friend) and Roz' inability to answer his fucking phone.
Or: Ilya disappears in Sochi. Half-way across the world his team does its best to help. Their best is more than anyone could have foreseen.
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- Part 1 of maximal confusion, some believability
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Learning Curve by lemon_head15
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
05 Feb 2026
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“Promise you won’t be mad?”
“Do not make me lie to you, Midoriya Izuku.”
“Right. Sorry. Bad start,” Midoriya squeaked. Shouta could almost see the kid on the other end of the line, probably vibrating with enough nervous energy to power a small city. “Seriously, this whole t-thing was—uh, everybody’s okay. Physically! Everyone is fine. Uh—well. The property damage is... mostly covered by insurance? Probably?”
Shouta closed his eyes and leaned his head against the headboard with a dull, rhythmic thud. “Property damage. At one in the morning. On your break.”
“Just a bit?”
“What happened?” Shouta drew out the words, each syllable dripping with a bone-deep exhaustion.
“I—” A long pause followed, then a whisper so thin it barely carried through the speaker. “I got into a fight.”
“Where?”
The silence on the other end was deafening.
“Midoriya Izuku,” Shouta warned, using the kid's full name again, his voice dropping into that low, dangerous territory that usually made students scramble for cover.
“A bar,” Midoriya finally whispered.
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Aizawa Shouta receives a call from a police station at 1:00 AM.
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- Part 1 of Midoriya's Emergency Contact
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Learning Curve
lemon_head15
Chapter 1
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YESS
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Rumi scoffs, turning her head to the side to make sure no one is looking at them before she jerks her hand out, grabbing the string of his hoodie, tugging him forward hard enough to nearly choke him.
“I’m trying—can you quit?—to help you!” Jinu hisses out, his voice strained and tight. “You helped me!”
“I didn’t want your help!” Rumi shoots back, tightening her grasp on the strings. “I never asked you to do this!”
Jinu sputters, his hands coming up to slap at her own. “You needed my help! You still do!”
“I do not!” Rumi protests. “You’re just—you’re too arrogant! You don’t know how to stay out of other people’s business! You thrive off of making my life as awful as you can!”
“You make it easy!” Jinu practically growls. This time, Rumi does let the strings go, grinning as Jinu yelps, nearly toppling over in his chair. It’s pretty much a miracle he manages to grab onto the table in time before he goes flying, and the furious scowl she gets is more than enough of a reward. “And they like this?"
(or, jinu gets his soul back early, and makes it his life goal to wingman for rumi who very much so does Not Want Him To Do That)
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- Part 24 of 2025 october song prompts [kpdh]
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Trends and face plants by Ziggyglitch00
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
14 May 2025
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All the Batkids think Jason is this brooding guy with a reputation to mantain and not down for any silly stuff. On joking comment at Tim Drake makes him prove this theory wrong.
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I read a post on tumblr and had to write this, credits go to @myeyebagsaredisgner!
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A familiar yet mysterious cat shows up at Privet Drive Number 4 in the summer of 1985. It's different than Harry remembers. Perhaps a bit too different.
Perhaps a touch too dead.Harry does not grow up completely alone, for he has a wonderful companion in Tom, his lovely pet who just so happens to possess a new cat every couple of years. Somehow, not everyone Harry meets finds Tom as lovely as he does.
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- Part 1 of Harry Potter and his Tomcat
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AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME!!!!! 💥💥💥💥💥💥
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“Will you call me Atsumu now?” Miya asks.
“No, Atsumu,” Kiyoomi replies. He freezes, shocked at how easily the name had rolled off his tongue, like it had always belonged there.
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waiter, waiter!! the cheff ATE his creation!!!