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    Chaotic Cow Confusion by

    Fandoms: ATEEZ (Band)  

    02 Jul 2026

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    Yunho and Yeosang tell each other of one of their embarrasing mistakes.

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    That Which We Call a Hen by

    Fandoms: SEVENTEEN (Band)  

    28 Jun 2026

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    “I know it’s wrong…” Hansol exhales through his nose. “You’re a Lee, and I’m a Yoon-Choi…”

    “If it’s wrong, why does it feel so right?” Seungkwan asks, sounding just as desperate as Hansol feels.

    Hansol takes a deep breath. He coughs. His lungs are still a little tight from hitting his vape. “Look, Seungkwan—” He lifts up his hand, but Seungkwan can’t reach it because he’s twenty-five feet away. He reaches back, anyway. “Do you fuck with the Beatles?”

    (OR: Hansol and Seungkwan work for rival car dealerships. Despite it all, they fall in love.)

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    36 questions by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    24 Jun 2026

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    What if Shane and Ilya Answer The 36 questions to fall in love

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    rash decisions by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    22 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander loves playing for the Ottawa Centaurs. Leaving Montreal, as painful as it had been, really has been one of the best decisions he’s ever made.

    He gets to play with his husband. He’s supported at all levels, from upper management down to the most casual of fans, and his teammates are genuinely kind and lovely people who care about him and his life and are invested in his well-being.

    Considering where he came from, Shane thinks it’s wonderful to work with such caring players who want what’s best for him and notice things about his life. It's really, really great.

    Until it isn’t, of course.

    “Hollander, what the fuck is that on your face?” Zane Boodram asks in the locker room while they’re changing for game five of the first round of playoffs.

    ___

    Or Shane has a mysterious rash, and his teammates are very concerned.

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    When The Devil Shows Up On Your Dashboard Again by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Martian (2015), The Martian - Andy Weir  

    30 Jun 2026

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    Abbey @abbeygabby
    I swear, if I watch this press conference and NASA announce Mark Watney’s DEAD, I am going to contribute to some statistics #NASAANNOUNCMENT

    Or,

    The internet has a lot of thoughts about the fact Mark Watney is being picked up from Mars by an undead middle-school teacher and his new alien best bud

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    jane dutch by for deliciousblizzardshark

    Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    01 Jul 2026

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    Shane Hollander has a secret life. No, not the one where he's hiding his trysts with his rival.

    He's a pseudonymous hockey romance author under the alias Jane Dutch.

    And the Metros WAGs have just picked up his first release for their book club...

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    In my defense, spring by

    Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)  

    27 Jun 2026

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    “It wasn’t on purpose! I promise I don’t go around attacking people with flower arrangements,” Will says, horrified.

    “Well, that's a shame," Mike replies, smiling as he hands him back a fallen stem, “I think it’s a pretty memorable way to introduce yourself.”

    (Or: Will owns a flower shop, Mike owns a publishing house, and somewhere between window notes, flower crowns, late-night conversations, and an alarming number of rom-com situations, they accidentally fall in love.)

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    Stolen Fire by

    Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022), Addams Family - All Media Types  

    02 Jul 2026

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    Tucked away in the hills of rural Vermont, a quiet little town and an odd little school stand upon a mass grave. Three hundred years ago, a community was put to the sword. Three hundred years ago, a witch took her vengeance.

    Now, driven to the brink of madness by visions beyond her control, a young Raven is sent to that school with one goal: To find her spirit guide.

    To find Goody Addams.
    ____

    Season 1 rewrite, with a reimagined, classic-inspired take on Wednesday and the Addamses. Tune in for dark humor, a revamped mystery, morally-dubious witchcraft, and more worldbuilding than you can handle. If you've ever watched the show and wondered, "What did King Ashurbanipal think about werewolves?", "Why was that guy a wizard?", or "Why are there no Outcasts named Bryan?", then this is the story for you.

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    Crazy Ex-Girlfriend by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    26 Jun 2026

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    Unknown Number
    Its been 24 hours you can stop now

    Rose
    Who’s this ??
    Stop what ??

    Unknown Number
    Holding him hostage

    ~

    Rose receives a text message from an unknown number claiming to be Shane's ex. In Ilya's defense, impulse control was never one of his strong suits.

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    boston lily & associates by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    16 Jun 2026

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    Celeste Navarro:
    PAUSE.
    BACK UP.
    Did Jackie add Ilya to our WAGs group chat?

    Hannah Wilson:
    Is this even allowed?
    It kinda feels illegal.
    No offense, Rozanov. It’s just that you play for the other team.

    Ilya Rozanov:
    Is that…
    How you say? Double meaning?

    Celeste Navarro:
    HA!

    ----

    Or the one where Ilya Rozanov has a minor crash out after learning Rose Landry is still in the Metros WAG Group Chat but he hasn't been added & now he must infiltrate the group because he is the ultimate wife.

    **This is a current crack fic WIP that accidentally developed a plot. I hope to have updates posted once a week-ish, but there is no publishing schedule.

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    THE SCUM VILLAIN ADOPTED ME AND WON’T LET ME GO! by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    30 Jun 2026

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    Shen Yuan dies and gets transmigrated as a child into the world of PIDW, but there's one problem... he's transmigrated early! Not only that, but the scum villain randomly scooped him up and adopted him out of nowhere! Someone help, he won't let me go!!

    Sob, sob

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    Package Deal by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    03 Jan 2026

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    “The fuck? What are you doing here?”

    “I am wondering same thing about you.”

    “You’re wondering—you’re in Shane’s—what the hell is going on?”

    “Close the door, please. Is cold.”

    Shane gives Hayden the go-ahead to grab a package from his house—but Ilya flew in a day early as a surprise.

    Oops.

    An alternate Hayden-finds-out story set the winter after The Cottage.

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    Masks Upon Masks by

    Fandoms: Teen Titans - All Media Types, Teen Titans (Animated Series), Batman - All Media Types  

    25 May 2026

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    The League has become too dangerous for Damian to stay. Talia sends Damian off with Jason, but Jason knows bringing Damian immediately to Bruce would probably jeopardize his Red Hood plans and, well... things. So, Red X takes Damian to Dick and the Titans instead. Just until he finishes his Red Hood activities. He'll just need to juggle his two identities for a bit until he gets the Black Mask/Joker plan set up. And then after... well, that depended on what Bruce chose.

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    A Long Thread of Choices by Anonymous

    Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan  

    28 Nov 2025

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    Cale knows exactly what he wants to do once Basen is officially made heir and has been preparing for his own future accordingly.

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    The Proposal by for Pensieve_Podfics

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    15 May 2026

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    Upon learning about an upcoming couples-only work retreat, Hermione Granger happily announces to her rival coworker and the Minister of Magic that she is engaged to be married.

    Unfortunately, Hermione is *not* engaged. In fact, she is incredibly and painfully single. Recklessly, Hermione doubles down on the lie and decides to hire someone to pretend to be her fiancé for the next three months.

    Enter Draco Malfoy—a man more perfect for the role than she could have ever anticipated.

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    We’re Professionals, We Swear (An Alien Stage Disaster) by

    Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)  

    21 Aug 2025

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    Alien Stage cast are actors filming the series while also navigating chaotic off-camera antics, unexpected plot twists, and elaborate schemes to mess with each other (and occasionally the production crew).

    Or: A fluffy actors AU because everyone in this fandom wants to hurt my heart

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    Penumbra by

    Fandoms: ATEEZ (Band)  

    30 Jan 2025

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    “No way in Hells,” Hongjoong started, gesturing at Seonghwa, “am I going to befriend that.”

    “Yes you will,” Wooyoung said matter-of-factly. “Because until you do, you two are stuck with each other. You won’t be able to be more than five metres apart.”

    In which Seonghwa goes to cleanse a friend’s property and instead finds himself bound to an undead sorcerer with a mean streak until they can set their differences aside.

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    SGS and extras by ,

    Fandom Heated Rivalry (TV), No Fandom

    01 Jul 2026

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    Duet Under the Surface by

    Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan  

    22 Mar 2024

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    “Annabeth, what year is it?” Chiron asked after a few moments of silence.

    Percy turned to him sharply, his eyes wide and his lips parted. Year? What year was it? Why would Chiron ask such a thing? Time travel wasn’t a thing, right? Please, for gods’ sake, someone tell Percy time travel wasn’t a thing!

    Annabeth squirmed a little uneasily. She looked skeptical. “2005,” she replied.

    Oh, gods, no.

    “No…” Percy shook his head, voice smaller than he wanted it to be. “It’s 2008.”

    ---

    Annabeth and Percy get attacked and Annabeth wakes up without her memories of the last four years, which would have been fine had it not actually been true because NOTHING is fine now! Not with Annabeth looking at Percy like she can't stand him, or like she might stick a knife through his gut the first chance she gets.

    It's exactly what he needs after the war just ended.

    (CAN BE READ SEPARATELY)

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    Remadora during The Order Of The Phoenix by

    Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

    11 Jan 2026

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