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    "So you're telling me I've come to therapy to find out that my past trauma has made me have a thing for rabbit women? Damn."

    Out-of-place anti-hero and arguable supervillain Uzumaki Naruto has a problem. And that problem has tall ears, can kick him halfway across Japan, and makes his heart skip a beat whenever it's around. That sounds familiar... Maybe he does have a complex after all?

    Unfortunately for him, his arrival in Japan didn't go unnoticed and his trauma is going to be the least of his issues. Especially when something old and alien begins to rouse under the surface.

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    Chapters:
    33/?
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    Follow Annamis and the gang over the course of filming a series of Bake Off. There will be puns and innuendos--I a-choux you.

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    Chapters:
    3/9
    Comments:
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    Seven days. Seven dates. Seven Step Plan To Seduce Hermione Granger.

    OR:

    In which Draco attempts to use political influence on a half-kneazle, Pansy is deeply tired of managing everyone's love lives, and Theo’s Masterplan is mostly just an excuse to make Draco miserable.

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    Harry Potter of No.4 Privet Drive liked to think he was a good person. He was! He… was?

    But that doesn’t matter, because he found other good people just like him! They gave him a home and a new family, it doesn’t matter that they are nearly always covered in blood, because, who isn’t?

    =====

    A Harry Potter and Creepypasta crossover because there is a severe lack of them (from what I can find), so I took it upon myself to write one :D

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    English
    Words:
    56,712
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Collections:
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    101
    Kudos:
    459
    Bookmarks:
    143
    Hits:
    9,351
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    A Re Zero Art Dump featuring different Versions of Natsuki Subaru in random events.

     

    Where Extra Art from Variants, Variants and More Variants! Will be posted to avoid cluttering in the Original Art Dump.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    123/?
    Comments:
    1,331
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    1,523
    Bookmarks:
    58
    Hits:
    97,529
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    “A blog?” Questioned Deuce, looking expectantly as Epel opened up her phone.

    “Here, lemme show ya,” Epel fiddled with the small buttons for a moment before proudly flipping the screen to face her friends, “it’s like a place where ya ask a question and then the owner’ll answer em!”

    Ace squinted to see the title.
    “I’m an Asim heir, ask me anything?”

    OR

    Kalim runs an ask blog for her school; nobody knows it's her, but she's just happy to help her classmates out- even if it is anonymous!

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    3,894
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    16
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    1
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    96
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    Operational oversight?
    Cosmic pull?
    Or maybe just a coincidence none of them ever believed in?
    One thing is certain- Ghost and Pandora were not meant to be carrying out the same mission unbeknownst to one another. After their memorable run-in and awry finale of the high-stakes operation, adrenaline will crash and with it, defences will crumble.
    Pandora is the sharpest blade in MI6's arsenal- after years of steathy infiltration of the most dangerous enemy organisation in the world, she's threading through a new assignment. As someone who mastered the art of being anyone and everyone on command, she'll struggle when someone finally asks who she is.
    For Ghost it was a job like any other. Refreshing even— a chance to work alone again, his favourite type of challenge after altering his career into working with Task Force 141. In and out; quick, clean, silent. But when he touches ground on motherland again, he'll have only vandetta and a new, gnawing presence haunting his mind.
    And much to their reluctance, they will find out, they are too much alike.

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    English
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    28,142
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    473
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    One morning, Kreacher wakes up only to find that he has somehow gone back to the year 1989.

    He immediately decides to save his Master Harry from the ‘nasty muggles’.

     

    No one except Kreacher thinks that was a good idea.

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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    85
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    269
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    109
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    4,075
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    The ANGEL, banished.
    The Three Heroes, all facing a tragedy.

    The Prince, forever banished to dark.

    The Cage, held by guilt and shame.

    And the Girl. At last, the Girl. Oh, how bright she was. Yet all embers are temporary, for they're snuffed out once the day is over and night begins.

     

    . . . But what if this isn't where the story has to end?
    What if there was another ending? Wouldn't it be… amazing? Perhaps better than this tragedy upon tragedy of a tale?
    After meeting with an unlikely benefactor, the ANGEL’s WILL upon the world is made anew, and the Earth reset back.

    Back to when it all started-... Hm.
    Perhaps, with some incredibly noticeable changes. Because the SOUL… the SOUL is not caged within The Cage.

    This next experiment seems

    very

    very

    concerning

    (Aka: Chapter 5 take, but the Angel is teaming up with the real heroes of the prophecy.)

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    23
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    57
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    912
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    His experiment failed: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that.

    That’s what Elon thought when he saw Theo’s latest tweet. He just wanted to quickly skim the latest news on Twitter, leaving a few witty (and not-so-witty) comments. But right now, he shouldn’t have done it, because one single tweet that flashed in his feed hit Elon harder than it should have.

    “Great,” Elon muttered irritably under his breath.

    “So what to do now?”

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    Chapters:
    27/48
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    461
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    bucky has been home four days. he looks different—not the uniform, not the haircut, but something behind his eyes. steve doesn't ask. he doesn't have to. but the fourth is steve's birthday, and bucky remembers. of course he remembers.

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    «Уже погружаясь в темноту, он в последний раз увидел перед собой гостиную: бледных, застывших Нарциссу и Драко, рыжий сполох шевелюры Рона и размытый серебряный блеск — кинжал Беллатрисы летел через всю комнату прямо в исчезающего Гарри…»
    (Гарри Поттер и Дары Смерти, Дж. К. Роулинг)

    Добби повезло. А вот самому Гарри уже не очень. Потому что отправившись в своё «следующее большое приключение», он никак не ожидал, что окажется в совершенно иной реальности, где Вторая магическая война так и не началась, а бессменный Министр Магии Том Реддл — не самое худшее из зол.

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    Русский
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    Chapters:
    77/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
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    17
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    2,760
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    Being an Admiral sounds fun but it is definitely not easy. First there is the war with the mysterious Abyssal Fleet, mysterious sea monsters that have decided to lock down the sea and it's surrounding airspace, indiscriminately shooting at anything that enters their crosshairs. Then there is the issue with logistics and resources, which is hard to come by with the ocean routes being locked down. The most important job of being an Admiral is ship maintenance. No, not that kind of maintenance. I'm taking about making sure your ships are both physically and mentally well, since they are actually girls who possess memories of historical naval warships and have their own personalities.

    Join the Admiral of Maizuru Naval Districts he tackles the Abyssal threat and other potential problems, like dealing with the feelings his Shipgirls have for him.

     

    PS: I don't own Kantai Collection or Azur Lane. Kantai Collection and Azur Lane belongs to their owners, DMM Games and Shanghai Manjuu respectively.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    63/?
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    6
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    Leonard Mitchell is an Angel of Darkness. He's survived an Apocalypse, seen more than his share of strange things, and isn't easily surprised. But waking up in a teenager's body in the middle of a magical tournament, surrounded by floating candles and a talking hat, being called "Harry Potter"? That, he definitely didn't expect.
    Welcome to Hogwarts, Mr. Chosen One

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
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    24
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    11
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    After the internet and their actual high school friend group completely explode over the latest video, Maki and Asako pitch a new idea: checking out the notorious forest trail known for skinwalker legends and eerie voices.
    Yoshiki enters the pitch-black woods in a state of rampant, gut-sickening dread.
    Hikaru, on the other hand, is strictly focused on milking their viral #HikaYoshi "secret boyfriend" shipping rumors for the camera, turning into a petty argument about their music taste, and taste in general.
    But when a terrifying discovery inside a hidden woodland shrine reveals that the eerie mimicking voices in the fog aren't an internet joke, the playful vlogger mask shatters completely—leaving them running frantically into the night, locked in an unyielding grip.

    OR

    Yoshiki and Hikaru explore the forests Maki and Asako recommended, Hikaru torments Yoshiki on and off camera until they see a shrine, where Hikaru finds an offering box with a fresh offering until Yoshiki hears a distorted voice calling his name from the forest.
    They bolt back the way they came with Hikaru holding onto Yoshiki's wrist as he pulls them forward, running out from the mouth of the trail and back to Hikaru's car.

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    "I will always protect you, even if it costs me my life!”

     Guilt and happiness warred within Sakura. It struck her now, like a deep, resonating note; the beautiful and painful truth that she was nothing compared to him. Rock Lee, with his unwavering courage and endless compassion, was too pure for their harsh ninja world. And Sakura needed him to realise it.
    She knew she could still never truly deserve Lee. His inherent optimism and selflessness was unmatched. She would die before the day ever came.

     “Lee, you are kind and loyal and strong. You have a noble ninja way, which you have already accomplished. I’m sorry for judging you unfairly at first, but now I can see I was completely wrong. I need you to know you’re a better person and a shinobi than I will ever be; and even though I know you will never need protecting…” The bittersweet scent of cherries filled her as she inhaled, mustering the bravery to continue. To swallow her pride, to follow her heart, to overcome her love for Sasuke which still speared through her insides like a senbon. There was no turning back now. 

    “...I would be the one to give my life for you,”
     

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    English
    Words:
    59,857
    Chapters:
    17/37
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    102
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    1,928
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    England's brain seems to rather stay up than face the meeting held next day. Fortunately or not, Spain comes to rescue!

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    1/1
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    "You want me to play house with a man whose name I have to learn—"

    "You'll learn it," said his grandmother, unbothered. "Dinner is Friday. The Zhou estate. You'll be charming. You'll wear the grey."

    A corporate merger requires a marriage, and Junn Tangsakultham is determined to make his new, supposedly cold-hearted fiancé's life a beautiful, art-directed hell. Little does he know, Dylan Zhou—the untouchable heir of the Zhou empire—has been secretly harboring a desperate, password-protected obsession with Jun's face for years.

    And then there's Pepper. Jun's cousin, lifelong shadow, and rival, who takes one look at the situation and decides he wants in on the arrangement.

    Or: The arranged marriage AU where Jun thinks it's a hostile takeover, Dylan is just trying to remember how to breathe, and Pepper is ready to make it a three-player game.

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    English
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    26,638
    Chapters:
    7/11
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    406
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    This is about a high school girl named Aira. She talks about her life and how much of a pain it is. She was born into a rich family and grew up spoiled her whole life. She doesn't appreciate things like she should and that leads to her not being liked at school. Her main problem lies with Silas, her rival. For as long as she can remember she's always hated him, and he returned the feeling. However, this hatred won't last forever.

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    English
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    967
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Everybody who's a student at Kamiyama High School is aware of the friendship between Mr Shinonome and Mr Aoyagi. What nobody who's a student at Kamiyama High School knows is that they've been together for years.

    Alternatively: the many everyday struggles of hiding a long-term relationship from a bunch of prying teenagers who you see five days a week!

    (Title taken from the song 'The Life I Got' by Labi Siffre :D)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    56,678
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    205
    Kudos:
    176
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2,849

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