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  1. 4

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    Scott McCall and Stiles Stilinski have spent years insisting they're just best friends, despite acting like a couple in every way that matters. When they finally realise their feelings for each other, they're shocked to discover that literally everyone — including the pack and Sheriff Stilinski himself — figured it out years ago. As they navigate their new relationship, Scott and Stiles must endure endless teasing, embarrassing revelations, and the undeniable fact that they may have been the last people in Beacon Hills to get the memo.

    Sciles - One Shot

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    Shane is unafraid (read: actually terrified) to say people who make out in public are disgusting. This goes for everyone, but it just so happens that he’s caught high-key judging a gay couple.

    Now everyone thinks he’s homophobic.

    Fuck his life.

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    Marlow: UHHHH
    Connors: GOOD LORD
    Carmichael: WHAT THE HELL CAP?
    Ilya: Oops
    Ilya: Wrong chat
    Ilya: Obviously
    Ilya: You’re welcome though 😏

    Or: A handful of times Shane and Ilya accidentally send sexts to a group chat, +1 time they sext in a group chat on purpose

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    In another timeline, Shane and Ilya hook up in room 1410, nothing goes wrong, and everything plays out exactly as we know it.

    In this one, Yuna Hollander walks in before Ilya can leave—and the seven-year situationship never gets the chance to start. Instead, through the power of miscommunication, Shane and Ilya start dating in 2010. With better support, they make better decisions. Their rivalry fizzles out before it ever has the chance to fully ignite, replaced instead by a beloved “bromance". In 2015, they come out to the NHL and the world.

    No one believes them.

     

    Or: Somehow, despite Shane and Ilya being out for two years, Scott Hunter is still considered the first openly gay player in the NHL, much to Ilya’s horror.

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    • 02 Jul 2026

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      7 - LV, end of rookie year

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      Later, he would think about Russia. About his father. About the million ways this could still ruin him if handled badly. He would even consider the possibility that he had misunderstood Shane and his confession merely been born from panic and embarrassment and whatever strange moral architecture held Shane Hollander upright.

      But that was a problem for later Ilya, who would presumably be wiser, better rested, and no longer wearing another man’s shirt.

      Tonight, Shane Hollander had looked relieved when Ilya did not correct him.

      So no. Ilya would not be clarifying a fucking thing. If Shane Hollander wanted to hand him this impossible, fragile, stupid thing, then Ilya would take it. He had not known he wanted it until it was already in his hands, and now that it was, he had no intention of giving it back.

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    Ilya was used to hazing. He had been subjected to it, he had participated in it, and, as a captain, he had stood guard over the rookies and protected them from anything truly harmful. But if he had been asked, Ilya would have approved of this prank. He would have authorized it, given Cliff and Vicky his seal of approval, perhaps even helped orchestrate it.

    Any other day, Ilya might have been happy to play along.

    But, in perfect dramatic irony, it had not happened any other day. It had happened today. And, cherry on top, of course the rookie had to walk in when Shane was already freaking out about Ilya saying his name.

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    A prank-gone-wrong leads to the Boston Bears finding out about Shane and Ilya’s relationship in 2016. The day Ilya first invited Shane into his house. Right after they say each other’s names for the first time. Fuck his life, honestly.

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    SHANE: Lily.
    LILY: Hello
    SHANE: Dead to me.
    What the actual fuck?
    LILY: ??
    SHANE: what. The. Hell. Did. You. Do.
    LILY: ahh
    I am in trouble
    Yes?

     
    Or Ilya's teammates add "Jane" to the Boston WAG group chat in the height of their "no, we aren't falling in love, whatever do you mean" era (2014-2016-ish?).

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    A veteran dies, gets forcibly reincarnated by an insane goddess of perverts (no, not a perverted goddess - a goddess of perverts) and is saddled with a system that he wants nothing to do with. Oh, and he has never read a piece of fanfiction or isekai story in his life. He was living in the woods before he died, for goodness' sake! How will he cope with being thrown into a situation he has no context for? Badly, that's how.

    AN: Okay, real talk, this fic is basically an outlet for stress relief where I don't need to worry so much about things like prose, voice, syntax, or whatever. I'm just writing what I feel as I feel. Still, I hope you enjoy reading it.

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  9. 27

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    iTrapped once thought himself clever, untouchable even, as if the world would bend kindly to his mischief. Friends were just anchors he believed would never slip from his grasp, but greed keeps its own ledger, and the Banlands is a merciless place.
    Then Ellernate and Caleb are swallowed whole in hell, their absence maddening to iTrapped's mind. He tells himself he will fix it, he whispers it often enough that it almost sounds like a prayer.
    Then he sheds his name like an old skin, lets Chance drape him in friendship and easy laughter, and wears the mask of someone who deserves it. The gambler doesn't see the blade in front of him, or perhaps he chooses not to. Either way, the smile he offers is too trusting, and iTrapped swears that it’s only survival.
    Yet survival, when it demands another’s heart to keep your own beating, begins to sound less like life and more like loss.

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    Cale had finally done it! He won the war!
    But why the hell did he wake up in a strange place with Raon?
    And why are the dragons here so different? Wait, actually, that explains everything.
    They aren't in Roan Kingdom anymore. Hell, they are in a different world!

    Hiccup and his gang find a strange red-haired beauty.
    Not only is the person mystical with their presence alone, but they have a baby dragon with them too!
    What do the reddish-brown eyes hide behind them? And why does every dragon seem to love him?

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    At the slumber party, the girls paint Johnny's nails.

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    Peter was alone, mid-way through an existential crisis after the Erasure™ and was dreading the upcoming month of May.

    Jason was sick of people telling him how he felt. ‘You don’t need us anymore,’ Artemis had told him, as if saying it would make it true. As if Jason needed someone to justify keeping them around. But three weeks back in Gotham and all Jason felt was fucking bored and lonely.

    It was a relief, then, when some random New Yorker was thrown into his living room through a portal straight out of some LSD daydream.

    Finally, something interesting to deal with.

    Cue some wild family misunderstandings, criminal conspiracies and cults.

    Because there’s always a goddamn cult.

    (Portuguese translation available; Spanish translation available)

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    The rambling cuts off abruptly, stony silence ringing from the other end of the line, but Jason knows Bruce is listening. Listening and running through several calculations on how someone— and who— could have gotten this number, while simultaneously tracking the call signal.

    This is gonna be fucking gold.

    Time to sell it.

    “Dad,” he sobs, pitching his voice until it breaks, teeth chattering exaggeratedly, “Dad, please, I’m scared, I-“ Jason cuts himself off with a scream and another series of sobs, “Please, I can’t— it’s locked! Please, no, Dad, it’s locked—“

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    Jason's need for drama successfully derails his plans for vengeance “Red Hood“ style

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    Four-year-old Luna has been able to see lights her whole life- and when both of her parents die in an explosive magical accident, she decides to grab on to one of the lights and follow it.

    Meanwhile, Regulus Black has never really thought of himself as the parental sort- he's hardly interacted with a child in his life, much less raised one. But when two magically inexplicable orphans show up and somehow resurrect him- well, what else was he supposed to do? Not immediately adopt them? Yeah, right.

    (Features little Luna and Harry adopting each other as siblings and Regulus being in way, way over his head)

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    A plasma physicist reincarnates in the Elemental Nations. But since past life regression is a less than spontaneous affair, he only remembers this during his near death experience when the Kyuubi attacks the village. He does not consider this a fair exchange for the lives of his wife and children. But what can a mere civilian do but trudge on?

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    “Should I be concerned that this is what you consider a ‘Super-Ultra-Mega Emergency’ that I ‘absolutely, immediately, must’ come attend to right away?”

    “It is a Super-Ultra-Mega Emergency, Shoko. Megumi is dying.”

    “He has a cold.”

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    Megumi gets sick and Satoru is in charge.

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    Unrelated fanfictions (unless stated otherwise) about the characters' reactions to their stories, be it a book character or a movie character. If I find it interesting and I want to write about it because nobody else will provide me with anything I truly like, then it's going to be here!

    If you're into this kind of thing, I guess... I hope I wrote about something you like/I wrote things you agree with and appreciate :)

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  19. 83

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    Akemi Homura wakes up. And then she does it again.

    And again, and again, and again, until someday, somehow, she'll figure out how to save her soulmate. The colors of her life. Her Kaname Madoka.

    And everything after? Well, that's for the next Homura to figure out.

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    Following a couple of Very Bad Weeks™ (which may or may not have involved being kidnapped and mildly tortured), Jason decides the best way to cheer himself up is to break into the Manor for a 3 a.m. snack.

    Turns out he isn’t the only one awake.

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