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Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️ by hermacology
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Jun 2026
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Ilya Rozanov, captain of the Boston Raiders, has a boyfriend. A definitely real, suspiciously (and boringly) handsome, conveniently offline, consistently unable to meet up in real life boyfriend.
Who lives in Canada.
Unfortunately for him, absolutely no one believes him.
The more serious Ilya gets about his Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️, the more concerned his teammates become that someone either needs to call MTV and get him on the next episode of Catfish or that he's slowly losing his mind.
Shane Hollander is, fortunately, very real, very sarcastic, and increasingly delighted that an entire NHL locker room seems to think that he's a government psyop to distract Ilya from his game.
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- Part 1 of they haven't connected shit
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Multiverse reacts to Studio Ghibli Movies (Real Story) by Queen_M_Jane125, TheBestOfTsars
Fandoms: Magic Kaito, 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed, 盾の勇者の成り上がり | Tate no Yuusha no Nariagari | The Rising of the Shield Hero (Anime), The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom, Over the Garden Wall (Cartoon & Comics), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 魔入りました! 入間くん | Mairimashita! Iruma-kun | Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun (Anime), Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan, Ao no Exorcist | Blue Exorcist, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Gravity Falls, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Avatar: Legend of Korra, Naruto, One Piece (Anime & Manga), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Animaniacs, Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime), Ouran High School Host Club - All Media Types, Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Ranma 1/2, InuYasha - A Feudal Fairy Tale, Persona 5
08 Jul 2025
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I said it before, and I'll say it again. Why hasn't there been a Studio Ghibli reaction Marathon? Or Characters watching Studio Ghibli Movies?
Well, now it's happening Ladies and Gentlemen! Let's dive right into this wonderful world of Studio Ghibli!
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Don't own any rights to Studio Ghibli, or any anime, cartoons, or video games in here.
I created my hostess and gave the host to my partner.
Cover art by me.Series
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Ace grew up in a place where death is one step away, so sooner or later, Ace learned about dark humor. And now it is everyone else problem.
Or: Why everyone is worried about one pyro pirate while said pyro pirate is cackling at their reactions.
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- Part 1 of Dark Sense of Humor-verse :)
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“What do you mean you’re twins?!”
“Like… twins. You know… family? Siblings?”
“And actually Tommy is the only one who could tell us apart when we were kids. Still not sure how he did it.”
“TOMMY’S A PART OF THIS TOO?!”
(A series of unconnected one-shots in which Technoblade and Wilbur are twins, and Tommy is the only one who could always tell them apart. This changes nothing but everything all at once.)
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don't it beat a slow dance to death by solitarydreaming
Fandoms: Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater
18 Sep 2020
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Adam gets trapped in a time loop with a morbid twist and finds an unlikely ally in Ronan Lynch.
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the star we made by hisutoria
Fandoms: 23.5 องศาที่โลกเอียง | 23.5 (TV 2024), Thai Actor RPF
02 Jul 2026
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“I’m pregnant, Ongsa. We’re having a pup.”
“You’re… pregnant? We’re—”
Then, like a tree felled in the forest, Ongsa’s eyes rolled back as she slumped sideways in her chair before sliding completely to the floor in a dramatic heap.
“Ongsa!”
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Or, Ongsa and Sun’s married life takes a beautiful turn as they prepare for their little girl.
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- Part 2 of earth to sun universe
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you would be the groom and i also would be the groom by j_marie_archie50
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
02 Jul 2026
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“Buck, I didn’t ask you to be a groomsman at my wedding because I was kind of hoping you’d be the groom. I want you to be the one standing with me at the altar.”
Shaking his head, Buck pushed himself out of his chair. “Hold on. What?”
Eddie smiled, a soft little grin that made Buck’s knees feel weak.
“I guess you get a two-for-one special today, Buckley,” Eddie murmured. “I’m gay and so in love with you that it, quite frankly, makes me feel crazy.”
Buck froze. He’s not sure there was anything else he could’ve done at that moment. What the hell was happening right now?
“I’m sorry,” Buck muttered, holding a hand up between them. He screwed his eyes shut. “Can you repeat that?”
OR: Eddie comes in to work one day, planning his future wedding. It pretty much ruins Buck's life.
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After an unfortunate collision, Harry finds himself the target of the Minister for Magic - a silver fox alpha with an alarming commitment to courtship.
Harry says no.
The problem is that everyone else around him seems to support the idea - his family, his friends, even…his own body.
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- Part 7 of ferocious_mermaid’s crackfic collection
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Rivals & Roommates by Pridento
Fandoms: ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types, ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
30 Jun 2026
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“Stop feeding her,” Silence Suzuka said.
Mejiro Bright did not stop.
Silence Suzuka has a rival for Special Week, and the whole school is about to be dragged in, one disaster at a time.
“You and Bright are 'rivals'? I didn’t know you two were—”
“Not like that.”
“Wait, so you’ve only got, what, four hours to master the hardest claw machine in town?”
By nightfall there's a claw-machine campaign against the Mejiro family, churro-fueled counseling, and confessions aimed at the people least equipped to handle them.
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- Part 1 of Tracen Tails
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Rice Pudding by Pridento
Fandoms: ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types, ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
23 Jun 2026
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Special Week accidentally eats Rice Shower's pudding from the dorm fridge.
The plan: make it right with gifts, then confess to her crime.
Mejiro McQueen's investigation reaches a different conclusion. So does the rest of the dorm. So, to their quiet fury, do Mihono Bourbon and Silence Suzuka.
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- Part 2 of Tracen Tails
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SunShane by khadijasafespace
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
23 Jun 2026
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After SunShane SPF50 leaves him with the worst breakout, Ilya does what any reasonable person would do: he leaves a one-star Amazon review and a complaint on Reddit demanding a refund. However, instead of a refund, he gets a reply back from the company's polite and handsome CEO Shane.
Or: One angry Reddit post leads to Instagram stalking, horny DMs, getting stuck in a one-bed hotel room, and an Italian wedding.
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Perfect Stranger by Fifi2930 for brainrotbbygirl
Fandoms: Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn, Bridgerton (TV)
25 Jun 2026
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Penelope Featherington knows these three things to be true:
1) She has no time or interest in swiping right on any dating apps to find her elusive soulmate
2) Inventing a fake perfect "boyfriend" is the only way to get her nagging mother off her back
3) The perfect man only exists in her fantasiesSo when he suddenly appears on an ordinary day, corporeal and literally manifested straight out her dreams, what the hell is she supposed to do?
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- Part 5 of Strangers-to-lovers Polin
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Eight months after their wedding, Wednesday finally types the last period of her newest bestselling novel. The honeymoon she promised Enid can no longer be postponed.
Armed with secret travel plans, a private island, and an alarming amount of devotion, Wednesday intends to spend uninterrupted time alone with her wife.
Enid is delighted.
The Caribbean may never recover.
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- Part 2 of Abyss series
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rimming becomes him by vanillatunamelt for blankjournals
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 May 2026
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Ilya thought he knew everything there was to know about Shane's sexual habits. His quirks. How his gag reflex is almost non-existent, how his ass craves to be filled if he goes too long without it, how he loves to be kissed so much that, if Ilya really tries, he can get Shane off just by sucking his tongue.
He's never once heard about Shane being good at eating pussy.
Or: Ilya overhears that his totally-casual-sitationship was very good at munching and has a jealous fit about it.
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It’s been a few days since Yoongi offered to help Jungkook out for his nesting season, and things have been…
Strange.
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Min Yoongi (self-assigned friendgroup furniture expert, good hyung, and definitively human) offers to help out Jeon Jungkook (dongsaeng, werewolf omega, and decidely in pre-heat) in building his nest.
There’s a bit of a misunderstanding in what exactly that entails.
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Without a Doubt by voidknight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
14 May 2026
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Petulantly, Rocky says, “Grace sound stupid. Like child.”
“I’m just talking how you talk, buddy.”
“Yes. This is because I talk like child, to speak to stupid human.”
“Well, you don’t have to do that,” I say without thinking.
“♪♫♩as this♪ when, underst♪♪♫d ♪me, question?” Rocky says.
“What?”
“Can♪♪♫will understa♫d it ♫think talks♫♪ as this♪ Eridian you♩♫, question?”
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- Part 1 of certaintyverse
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Without a Doubt by voidknight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
Ryland Grace & Rocky
Petulantly, Rocky says, “Grace sound stupid. Like child.”
“I’m just talking how you talk, buddy.”
“Yes. This is because I talk like child, to speak to stupid human.”
“Well, you don’t have to do that,” I say without thinking.
“♪♫♩as this♪ when, underst♪♪♫d ♪me, question?” Rocky says.
“What?”
“Can♪♪♫will understa♫d it ♫think talks♫♪ as this♪ Eridian you♩♫, question?”
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amourissima (you used to call me comme ça) by beetlesandstars, kryptonian
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
29 Mar 2026
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“Buck, seriously.” Eddie catches his eye, staring intently, attempting to beam the anxiety straight into Buck’s brain. “I know we’re both playing it cool, but… How are you not freaking out right now? I’m freaking out right now.”
Buck quirks an eyebrow. “I thought you didn’t panic.”
“I don’t,” Eddie insists. “But I woke up in the wrong body this morning, and I had to—” He lowers his voice, ducking closer to Buck. “I touched your dick, man. Which—you know.”
A violation of boundaries. A line that can’t be uncrossed. Something Eddie feels deeply guilty about.
“You touched my dick?” Buck asks, approximately one billion decibels louder than necessary.
The room around them stills.
Or: Buck and Eddie switch bodies. Chaos ensues.
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- Part 15 of ejo + 911
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I loved this!!! It was so funny ,but also made me have very bad second-hand embarrassment
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How To Adopt A Dead Kid In Three Weeks Or Less by Ayam_Cemani
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
30 Jun 2026
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When batman learns that a boy he doesn't know and did not adopt has been living in his house, it's up to the rest of the bat family to make sure he doesn't go overboard with the paranoia by telling him about how they met Danny.
(Crossposted from tumblr)
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Cliff's Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week (Is Probably Going Better Than Ilya's) by petroltogo
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
15 Apr 2026
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It figures that even half-way across the world Ilya's dick manages to ruin Cliff's day. The real surprise is that it isn't the only dick involved in this mess.
Featuring an ill-timed outing, a supportive but clueless team trying its best, panicking over Russia's LGBTQ laws, too many group chats, an unhinged 3am brainstorming session on how to get your captain a new citizenship (asking for a friend) and Roz' inability to answer his fucking phone.
Or: Ilya disappears in Sochi. Half-way across the world his team does its best to help. Their best is more than anyone could have foreseen.
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- Part 1 of maximal confusion, some believability
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Han Jisung wanted two things from college. One was to get his degree, which shouldn’t be a problem, and two was to win the national ice hockey championship with his team. While the second should have been relatively difficult, it was made harder when a very unlikable figure skater walked into his life and went out of his way to make things difficult.
Lee Minho was annoying, selfish and undeniably good looking.
Jisung wasn’t sure if he wanted to punch or kiss him. Why not do both?
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