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  1. 49

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    ginger_brave: first day of college

    ginger_brave: who else is shitting bricks rn

    ginger_brave: like GENUINELY abt to piss myself

    wizard: oh!

    chili_pepper: and the crowd is silent

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    I had an idea for a crk college au chatfic (ft. the English VAs being the cookie's names and dark enchantress cookie as white lily's evil twin)

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  2. 55

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    this is a married radiostatic allies au! in a universe where alastor does accept vox's deal, he ends up dragging vox to go patron the hotel with him. silly hijinks ensue! radiostatic are married but no one really knows their relationship status (romantic, queerplatonic, platonic) is other than that, which means that their relationship is totally up to your interpretation and what kind of relationship you want them to have with each other. thank you :)

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  3. 4

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    All my Tamsy/Enjin NSFW fics

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  4. 79

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    A series of fan comics, many are NSFW.

    Readers beware?

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    “Why are you still in your suit?”

    Tim pried one weary eyelid open to stare at Kon looming over him. His curls were damp. A playtendo console Bart had gotten bored of was clutched in one hand. He wore flannel pajama pants and a sweatshirt that had belonged to Wally once before being lent to Dick then stolen by Tim then reappropriated by Kon.

    A ragged sigh rushed out of Tim and even that hurt. Breathing hurt. Blinking hurt. “I can’t get it off,” he admitted, defeated.

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    As a grease monkey turned college freshman, Dean's constantly three seconds away from being stressed out of his mind. It hardly helps that he's finally figuring out his sexuality in his thirties.

    What might help with that stress is a little phone number (and a big credit card bill). If he can't figure out how to be bisexual in person, he can at least give it a go over the phone, right?

    (It's probably a bad idea, but he really can't help himself.)

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  7. 4

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    ***POSSIBLE SPOILERS***
    With Tamsy, though, it felt like less of a dance and more of a fight. Akin to a struggle for power, in which neither man wished to surrender to the other. When one partner dipped, the other lunged forward to bite. When one partner kneeled, it was in an attempt to trip the legs of the other, rather than to submit. Kisses weren't really kisses, but rather an attempt to overpower and devour. It was more than sex; it was a nonstop, irresistable power struggle. And Tamsy was fucking insatiable.

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    Harry isn't a Ravenclaw for a reason but once he has a good idea, he wants to be recognized for it. After following Malfoy for months to prove he is a death eater, Harry decides to do something so simple and yet so smart: take the other guy' shirt off.

    Unluckily for him is something a person with a massive crush would do (along the rest he already did) so if he starts thinking it is enough to say him to take his clothes off because he knows his dirty secret (aka the dark mark). He is kinda surprise to see a little masochist Draco Malfoy's mouth around his erection.
    What did not surprise him at all was how finally he can share his sex obsession with someone else as pervert as him.

     

    CURRENT ARC:
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    Time for changes and new beginnings (The life post Voldemort's death): from ch 30 to ch ?

     

    NEXT UPDATE: Chapter 43; currently in hiatus

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  10. 45

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    Katsuki ran his hands up Izuku’s thighs… they were much thicker and firmer than he would’ve guessed under all those baggy clothes but—

    He slowed the kiss, running his hands over Izuku’s thighs again.

    And again.

    He froze, then moved his hands up to grab Izuku’s ass. His eyes flew open. He'd recognize that ass anywhere.

    Spidey?!

    In which Izuku is Spider-Man and Katsuki is Deadpool, and they live down the hall from each other.

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    In their first summer after being outed, Shane finally accepts that invite to Bood's backyard barbecue. It could have been a relaxing night. But Ilya's brought vodka. And the Centaurs brought questions. Might as well rip off the band aid before he signs with Ottawa.

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    How many shots is it worth to know what your Captain likes in bed?

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    Katsuki looks over at him completely deadpan, not even bothering to stop his stroll, “Really. You think you can cook?”

    Of course. Katsuki only heard that part of Izuku’s ramble.

    “Okay, so I can sorta cook,” Izuku mumbles as he frowns and wrinkles his nose at Katsuki, but it comes out as more of a pout than he means to.

    “Pinocchio, your nose get any fucking bigger and you’re gonna poke people in the eye with that shit,” Katsuki rolls his eyes, but his signature smirk grows bigger on his face.

    Izuku lets out a snort, “You’re the actual worst, Kacch—Oh! We’re here!”

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    Love is not always a grand confession that you dramatically fall face-first into under the pouring rain (although, in BKDK’s case it is). Sometimes, it’s finding the ripest pear on sale for your hero partner while your adopted cat is being a shit-head.

    Four times Katsuki silently shows he cares and one time Izuku finally gets the message loud and fucking clear. It’s tooth-rotting fluff... eventually... And gay I swear! Enjoy it!

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  14. 89

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    Being Spiderman comes with a multitude of annoying tasks. But, Newt Ross never expected one of them to be dealing with the infamous, ever-annoying flirtatious mercenary who went by the name of Deadpool.

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    This idea was born from a fic I read here on AO3 and genuinely could not stop thinking about. I kept waiting for someone else to write more stories like it. Eventually I decided to write one myself. Consider this my love letter to that premise.

    Hannah Wells is not a damsel. She wants that on record. She survived the worst night of her life and walked away. Just not the way anyone might have expected. She walked away with a daughter—bright and stubborn and entirely worth it—and the unshakeable conviction that she would never need anyone to save her again. She survived. She rebuilt. She is still rebuilding.

    Garrett Graham doesn't do complicated. Hannah Wells is the definition of it—guarded, exhausted, and holding everything together through sheer force of will. When the scholarship keeping her afloat starts to slip and the walls she's built threaten to come down with it, the last person she expects to steady her is him. She doesn't know how to ask for help. She's never let herself. Then Garrett shows up and stays, and Hannah is forced to reckon with the possibility that needing someone and losing yourself are not the same thing.

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    All fics in this series are standalone and may be read independently or in any order.

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  17. 56

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    “Please don’t tell me my dick is sticking out.”
    “Okay, I won’t say anything.”
    “Omg, stop looking!” he screeches before leaving the scene. Of course, he’s back in less than twenty seconds, face beet red but not as red as Suguru’s. The raven is holding his stomach in pain to keep the guffaw that has been cooking there from waking up the entire school. His teary eyes are shut, and his lungs burn from the lack of air.
    Satoru just sits next to him, in silence. The type he’s usually not capable of. The look of sheer embarrassment coloring his delicate features almost kill the laugh nested in Suguru’s stomach. He breathes in.

    .......

    After having a nightmare, Satoru goes to his one and only, seeking solace. He finds something even sweeter: love

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      We might even be falling in love
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      “Please don’t tell me my dick is sticking out.”
      “Okay, I won’t say anything.”
      “Omg, stop looking!” he screeches before leaving the scene. Of course, he’s back in less than twenty seconds, face beet red but not as red as Suguru’s. The raven is holding his stomach in pain to keep the guffaw that has been cooking there from waking up the entire school. His teary eyes are shut, and his lungs burn from the lack of air.
      Satoru just sits next to him, in silence. The type he’s usually not capable of. The look of sheer embarrassment coloring his delicate features almost kill the laugh nested in Suguru’s stomach. He breathes in.

      .......

      After having a nightmare, Satoru goes to his one and only, seeking solace. He finds something even sweeter: love

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    This is the catch-all title for all of my stories, a collection of short stories, novelettes, novellas and novels. Most are set in the nineteen years between the Battle and the epilogue, all are canon compliant.

    Every story in this series stands alone, and can be read as an individual tale. Together they form a future history for Harry and his friends. The numbering system simply gives readers some idea of where they are in the timeline.

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  19. 7

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    "Why do you wanna see it?"

    “To compare, I guess…?”

    “Compare with what, exactly?”

    “I mean, if you wanna, you can lay here on the table. We’ll do the rest,”

    Yuu turns her head to the side, unable to keep her reactions to herself. There wasn’t any dignity left in her when she met the eyes of some students still listening in on them—they are in the cafeteria, after all; everything was just out in the open for Great Seven’s sake.

    --

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    In which the first years...talk about food.

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    Set after Shane comes out to his team. Now that more and more people find out he is gay, he is also getting a lot more male attention.
    Meanwhile Ilya gets progressively more jealous and wants to remind everyone exactly who Shane Hollander belongs to.
    Also they're idiots in love

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    5 times Shane had to reject a guy giving him attention
    +1 time everyone found out why

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