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  1. 23

    In the Name of Science by for vanillatunamelt

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    03 Jul 2026

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    They are lounging together on Ilya’s couch and basking in the post-sex glow, Ilya eating matcha ice cream while Shane has some sliced apples and melons, when Ilya throws the question out of the blue.

    “Remember when I asked how many times you can come in an hour?”

    Shane rolls his eyes. “Yes, you sexted me right before an important game, how could I ever forget.”

    “Soooo,” Ilya licks the spoon and swirls it around, nudging and tickling Shane’s socked feet with his own bare ones. “I’ve been thinking, we should test it out. See who can do better. For science.”

    ---

    | Lily: Ok, here’s the rules
    | Lily: You can choose how you will come, but you cannot do the same thing twice. Other than that, everything else is under my control
    | Lily: The same rules go for me next time, I make the choices on how I come, then you can take charge if you want to
    | Lily: Sounds good?

    Or: Shane and Ilya compete on who can come more in an hour. Neither of them seems to be able to follow the rules.

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    my very real long distance boyfriend who lives in paris by

    Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)  

    03 Jul 2026

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    Lestat: I TOLD YOU one million times to stop setting me up on your stupid fucking blind dates!! I have a boyfriend

    Lestat is in a long distance relationship with his highschool sweetheart who his friends have never met. They all get to know each other.

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  3. 52

    Come Help Me Ignite by

    Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016)  

    30 Jun 2026

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    “…You serious?” Healy scoffed, disbelief nestled into the edges of his face. “Come on, March, that’s-“

    “An in-depth investigation tactic,” March finished for him, brain too buzzed to think about any potential implications right now, “I work best when I’m in the zone.”

    “And you want to get in the zone of someone I’m… Wooing?”

    “You make it sound weird.”

    Healy started to smile. Because of course he fucking did. “It is weird, March.”

    —

    or: healy, supposedly, has more skill than march in the seduction department. like any seasoned p.i. worth their salt, march investigates this claim. thoroughly.

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    The Neighbor Effect by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    30 Jun 2026

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    Shane moves in across the hall from Ilya. They're friends - they would be just friends.

    Spoiler alert - they were always going to be more than friends.

    Or - It doesn't matter the universe, all roads lead to the cottage for these two.

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    Second Chance by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    24 Jun 2026

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    Shane had retreated to the country to mend his broken heart after a bad break up. Shane enjoyed his life with his constant companion, Lucky, but he needed more. He needed a man to share his quiet country life with. When Shane Hollander met Ilya Rozanov, it was intense instant attraction. There was only one problem. The band of gold that proclaimed that Ilya belonged to someone else. Shane had just recovered from a bad breakup. He couldn't risk his heart again, especially not to a man who belonged to another. Fate, it seemed, had other ideas as a spring storm brought Shane and Ilya together in close proximity. Would Shane risk his heart for a second chance at love?
    When Ilya finished cleaning up and primping a bit, he went down the hall to Shane's bedroom. He stopped in the doorway as he watched Shane walk out of his bathroom in a tiny pair of black briefs.
    Shane heard the intake of breath and looked at the handsome man in his doorway. He looked down and realized what he was wearing. Shane's face flushed and he couldn't meet Ilya's heated gaze. 
    “Christ, you're gorgeous.” Ilya said in a husky tone as he strode swiftly into the room to stand inches away from the freckled man.

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    Forever is the sweetest con by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    29 Jun 2026

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    “How long?”

    Shane was shaking.

    “Coach?”

    “How long have you been fucking Ilya Rozanov?”

    -

    Instead of getting injured during the game after Tampa, pictures are released exposing the secret relationship between Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander. The two rival captains are forced to choose between everything they've spent years building and the person they never quite learned how to let go.

    Unfortunately, neither of them has ever been particularly good at walking away.

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    Alternate by

    Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series)  

    03 Jul 2026

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    "So why don't we just—" Dean made weird motions with his hands that were probably supposed to show something, but Wifies couldn't make it out. "—join the game and find him? Then we can talk to him and make sure he's cool."

    Wifies blinked. "…but we're both banned?" he replied. How could they join if they were both dead?

    "Our accounts are banned, dude," Dean explained, and Wifies' eyes widened in realization. "So let's just make another one. They're lowkey cheap anyways."

    Wifies and Dean discover the power of making an alt account!

    …and also the power of, uh, catfishing?

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    An ode to Shane Hollander’s masculinity by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    08 May 2026

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    “He’s such a jock,” Cassie says with a chuckle. She puts her glass of dark liquor on the bar so she can fold her arms. When she sees Ilya looking at Bood, she laughs and shakes her head. “Oh no, I’m talking about your man. That guy is hockey if it was a person. And thank god for that, I’ve seen those Reebok ads.”

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    How to Disappear Completely by

    Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)  

    19 Jun 2026

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    Mike Wheeler is thirty years old, three years married, and incredibly unhappy. After an unexpected AOL Instant Messenger group chat with the Party, Mike reconnects with Will after several years and realizes that maybe his life doesn't have to be so bad.

    Or: A 2000s epistolary fic in which Mike falls in love with his childhood best friend and cheats on his wife.

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    It's the same damn thing, that made my heart surrender by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    16 Jun 2026

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    “I have to go,” Draco blurts.

    Harry blinks at him, clearly caught off guard. “Er...okay,” he says, glancing around as though trying to locate whatever he’s missed. “Did something happen?”

    Yes, Draco thinks miserably. I’ve just realised I want to kiss you, and worse, that this is the second time I’ve had that thought, which is entirely unacceptable and requires immediate removal from your presence.

    ***

    In which Draco’s greatest enemy is a chair, Gryffindors are confusing, Unspeakables are even more so, and Harry Potter is becoming a problem. It’s a good thing Draco is above frivolous things like love. Right?

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    Pike and Boiziau, Amateur Detectives by

    Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    07 Feb 2026

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    Usually, Hayden can accept that Shane's private life is none of his business. When he’s at home waiting on four kids hand and foot, it’s not like he's filling his days making deranged cork boards connecting Shane to every gay man in North America.

    But on the road, he has nothing to occupy his time besides the occasional Skype call and cable TV. It gets harder to ignore the fact that Shane’s swapping sweet nothings with a man he still won’t let himself talk about.

    Or: After the cottage, Shane comes out to his teammates but swears that he doesn't have a boyfriend. Unfortunately for him, Hayden and J.J. don't believe his lie for a second.

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    the birds and the bees by

    Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band)  

    29 Jan 2026

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    And here's the thing — Taeha has been their manager since the day they became a group of eight. He's watched them go through their highs, their lows, has watched them grow and mature and evolve into the amazing human beings they are today. He's barely a decade older than Chan, but he feels protective over him, over all of them.

    They're his Kids — his to look after and care for and protect, the one who protects them because they should only have to focus on protecting each other, and let Taeha and the others do the rest — and he has never been prouder of the fact that he gets to be the one they trust the most, their favorite, the one they rely on, the one they sometimes accidentally call "Appa" when they're tired and bleary-eyed, the same way a student accidentally calls their teacher "Eomma" when they're not thinking.

    He just…didn't think there would come a day where he actually might have to parent them.

    Or give them…The Talk.

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    Legacy by

    Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    04 Dec 2025

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    “Very well.” She gestures for them to follow her toward an open area near the bottom of a dais, the top of which is obscured by a red curtain. The ghost stops at the edge of the open area and bows in the direction of the curtain, a gesture far more respectful than the one she just gave the king.

    “My Lord, these two would like to make a bet.” She turns back to the king and queen. “Tell our lord what you want to gain from this bet.”

    “Information.” The king raises his head proudly and speaks directly to the curtain. “I want to know everything you know about his highness the crown prince of Xianle.”

     

    OR Xie Lian's parents ghosts mysteriously wake from slumber and set out to find their son, eventually following the rumors all the way to Ghost City...

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    The Pocky Gamble by

    Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan  

    25 Jun 2025

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    A failed attempt to steal a kiss during a pocky game

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    Ringwraiths are Real?! by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien  

    28 Mar 2022

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    Harry reacts very differently to getting his invisibility cloak after reading Lord of the Rings. Compounded by finding out Dementors exist.

    (This is probably all there is, since I’ve mostly lost interest in writing in Rowling’s playground, so don’t expect more chapters. I’m leaving it open for them though just in case something pops into my head.)

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    mystery lover by

    Fandoms: Haikyuu!!  

    24 Oct 2021

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    On the first day of their stay at the Olympic village, Bokuto Koutarou opens up his athletic trainer’s duffel bag. The last thing he expects to find is a jewellery box.

    Without thinking, he reaches out, pries the box out of its hiding place, and opens it:

    There is a ring inside.

     

    Alternatively titled: the Japanese Volleyball team tries to figure out who Iwaizumi is going to propose to

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    The Chips Didn't Work by

    Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types  

    18 Aug 2020

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    Darth Sidious: Execute Order Sixty-Six

    Clones: eXeCuTe oRdEr SiXty-sIX

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    Synchrony by ,

    Fandoms: Naruto  

    03 Jul 2026

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    Rin: Got hit by Truck-kun and reincarnated. I know, I know, so cliche. How about you?
    Obito: I don’t know what’s going on, but I’ve got to get back. They gave me a week to accept the job offer and I’ve been here seven years now.
    Kakashi: I’ll save you all this time. Then I can retire in peace.
    Minato: I need more alcohol.

    Team Minato, featuring not one, but two OC-inserts, a time travelling Kakashi, and Haymitch, I mean, Minato.

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    dream it, do it, do him by

    Fandoms: ATEEZ (Band)  

    01 Jul 2026

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    “all of you are making this a way bigger deal than it needs to be.”

    “because there’s nothing big about you starring in a porno with one of our friends, one of which you have like, a massively fat crush on,” yeosang says when he enters the living room again, holding what looks like one of san’s weird protein drinks. sarcastic, he finishes, “sure, hyung.”

    -

    (and hongjoong is very driven, and very open minded, and he’ll try anything once. hell, he’ll try anything twice. especially if it’s in favor of park seonghwa, probably.)

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    The Variants Play Baseball by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Invincible (Cartoon 2021), Invincible (Image Comics)  

    02 Jul 2026

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    The drones all sent out the same distorted message.

    "I'm gonna be a little late there's trouble with the-- Actually why do I have to explain myself to any of you villains. I'll get there when I get there and if you want your dimensions then better get comfortable you’ll be there a while- Or don't! I don't give a rat’s ass what you choose to do with your pathetic lives. Just remember, you need me more than I need you!"

    Sinister Mark punched the drone nearest him in anger. Then Target Mark's drone. Then Omni Mark's. Then the rest. His frustrated heaving the only sound that filled the silence for a while, the other variants too caught on what should be their next move. With one exception.

    "What's 'catch'?" Viltrumite Mark spoke for the first time that day.

    All the variants turned to him in unison.

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    Short story about the Invincible variants playing baseball while waiting for Angstrom

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