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Send Me an Angel by ReniDare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
05 Jul 2026
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Leonard Mitchell is an Angel of Darkness. He's survived an Apocalypse, seen more than his share of strange things, and isn't easily surprised. But waking up in a teenager's body in the middle of a magical tournament, surrounded by floating candles and a talking hat, being called "Harry Potter"? That, he definitely didn't expect.
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Seven Days of Whatever by justforfujoshi
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
03 Jul 2026
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Shane and Wyatt share a locker room, a team, and a very specific sense of humor. A week of downtime moments, off-hand comments, funny wisecracks and the blooming bromance between the two of them.
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“We call this ♪♫.”
“The color or the rock?” I tease, earning myself a low staccato noise not unlike what a human might sound like when faking a laugh.
And then, from one second to another, he straightens. I sense the shift in the air, and as I rise from my squat, Rocky's gaze follows me very, very slowly.
“What?” I ask.
“Say name of this again,” he says, and I tilt my head. He’s never needed me to repeat something before. His hearing is immaculate, and he’s never once forgotten something I’ve told him.
“It’s a rock.”
He doesn’t move. He stares at me with his featureless face until even that feels more unsettling than eye contact.
“Grace,” he says flatly. “You are fucking kidding me, question?”
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Or: Rocky learns the meaning behind the name Grace gave him.
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You need to run some errands. Enjin’s car is filled with junk, meaning you have to sit on Follo’s lap for the drive.
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You and Follo secretly fuck in the back of Enjin’s car.
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Esto quod es (Be What You Are) by Somewhere_Far_Away
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
17 Nov 2020
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AU - The Old Guard. It's set in modern times within the crazy and bustling world of the restaurant industry. Joe is a burned out former hedge fund manager that quits and discovers a new life through cooking. Nicky is the head chef that Joe has his eyes on. Add in some interfering co-workers and it's going to get spicy.
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Fire Lily by EtherealBeing
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
20 Jun 2022
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There he was: sitting splay-legged on the altar, one muddy combat boot propped up on the edge, with a self-satisfied grin on his face and a relaxed aura, in spite of the war raging outside.
Izuku wasn’t sure what he’d expected to see his first day evacuating humans from the Rapture zone, but it sure as hell wasn’t a Demon with the same goal.
A story about falling, in more ways than one.
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- Part 1 of Fire Lily Expanded Universe
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4 times the Centaurs thought Ilya Rozanov had an unrequited crush on Shane Hollander and 1 time they were proved wrong by Sherlocked_Moriartied
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
04 Jul 2026
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Ilya is really not subtle about loving Shane, and it leads to some of the Centaurs getting the wrong idea about their relationship.
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Martin is convinced that Keonho has a problem with him. It's the only possible explanation for all the staring.
Unfortunately for Keonho, he's just having a hard time pretending there's not a ghost standing behind Martin twenty-four hours a day.
Or Keonho does everything he can to keep the spirit away from Martin.
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Dennis is immediately distracted from his task choosing from the vending machine. Tilting his head down, he bounces her slightly on his hip, swaying from one side to the other. His mouth is moving, though Robby can’t hear what he’s saying from here. His cheeks are a little flushed, too.
“Do I need to remind you two that you’re professionals?” Dana comments from behind them. Robby mildly snaps out of it— well, enough to turn and see Jack beside him doing just as he’s doing: staring openly at Dennis with the tiny child. “He’s just holding a baby. And besides, you shouldn’t be ogling one of your students.”
“He’s not a student anymore,” Robby corrects her at the same time Jack protests, “We’re dating him.”
“You shouldn’t be ogling anyone, I don’t care what your excuses are.”
or: Jack and Robby witness Dennis caring for a clingy child and start thinking thoughts.
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In an Octopus’s Garden With You by SwiftySweepr
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Young Justice (Cartoon), DCU (Comics)
02 Jul 2026
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Percy lost everyone. Kara lost everyone. Turns out, there is a really good solution to losing everyone you love…drinking! Alcoholism is only bad if you really think about it, and Percy wasn't planning on doing much of that. Not that the universe cared for his plans.
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the honeymoon suite by lanallite
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Jun 2026
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“So we meet again,” Ilya shouts, a lazy grin on his face as he peers at Shane from the Ottawa penalty box.
Shane glares back from Montreal’s penalty box, deadpan look on his face. He’s still fuming—angry that he got called for a practically non-existent penalty, angry that Ilya called for the same stupid penalty, and angrier that they’re both sitting out for the next two minutes of play because of it.
At least Ilya doesn’t seem too phased by it. In fact, he seems to be enjoying himself.
“You come here often?” Ilya asks in a flirtatious tone.
Shane snorts, shaking his head. “Not that often. But I heard you’re here a lot.”
Ilya spreads his arms. “Ah, but the penalty box is always better when you’re in yours, too. You always look so cute in there. Like a wet kitten.”
or: five times Shane and Ilya end up in their respective penalty boxes at the same time while playing against each other, plus one time they end up sharing one as teammates.
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The Devil Wears Black Turtlenecks by TheTearThatHangs
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
23 Jun 2026
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To secure funds for the Petrova Taskforce, Eva Stratt delegates the fulfillment of fashion sponsorships to her first officer, Dr Ryland Grace, as she neither has the time, nor patience, to pander to the male gaze whilst she saves the world.
Grace himself is a fashion disaster, and would like to know why this “gooch-eye” shirt is so special.
Or: Grace has a… unique sense of fashion, everyone else suffers the consequences of this fact.
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Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️ by hermacology
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Jun 2026
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Ilya Rozanov, captain of the Boston Raiders, has a boyfriend. A definitely real, suspiciously (and boringly) handsome, conveniently offline, consistently unable to meet up in real life boyfriend.
Who lives in Canada.
Unfortunately for him, absolutely no one believes him.
The more serious Ilya gets about his Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️, the more concerned his teammates become that someone either needs to call MTV and get him on the next episode of Catfish or that he's slowly losing his mind.
Shane Hollander is, fortunately, very real, very sarcastic, and increasingly delighted that an entire NHL locker room seems to think that he's a government psyop to distract Ilya from his game.
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- Part 1 of they haven't connected shit
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The Blueprint by FyrestoneSiren for AquariusYoukai
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Jun 2026
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After Shane comes out, the Metros become convinced he might be attracted to them.
Shane corrects this assumption with devastating precision, accidentally describes Ilya Rozanov in the process, and somehow turns the entire locker room into a deranged pageant of heterosexual insecurity.
Edit: Additional content added 27/06/2026 in relation to future fic "The Benchmark" 😈
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- Part 1 of Prompts
- Part 1 of Metros & Centaurs Assemble ♡
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Hello! This is my first post, although I am a frequent visitor to this subreddit and have been for years. I have loved hockey all my life, but my real guilty pleasure is staying on top of all the behind the scenes gossip. As you can imagine, Scott Hunter kissing his boyfriend on the ice was a huge day for me!
I recently noticed something with Ilya Rozanov that I don’t think many other people have, and I decided to finally post about it here to see if anyone else shares my opinion. Every hockey fan I’ve talked to in my real life has brushed it off because Rozanov is known as such a womanizer, but I genuinely think he’s in some kind of serious long-term relationship.
Or the year before Ilya transfers to Ottawa, Shane and Ilya learn three things. Creating a charity is a fuck ton of work, coming out isn’t something you do just once, and the whole world seems to think Ilya Rozanov is in a committed relationship.Oh, and Ilya is addicted to Reddit hockey gossip.
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Oh, the Humble Potato; A Before-the-Meeting Hetalia story by NekoReecesPieces
Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)
29 May 2026
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"Psst! Bro! Hey bro!" America whispered excitedly as Canada walked past. "Dude, you need to check this out!"
America has an idea before a World Meeting and drags Canada along for it. What better way to kill time with your bro?
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Vox gets roofied and Alastor decides the funniest course of action would be to step on him.
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Creating a Hockey Power Couple by Current34
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Jul 2026
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It was no secret that Shane Hollander loved one thing and one thing only, which was hockey. He spent his free time reading hockey books and watching game tape. He had an entire synthetic rink built at his cottage. He had an encyclopedic knowledge of every hockey stat from the modern era. It was so obvious - the reason he hadn’t fallen in love yet was because he needed to be with another hockey player, someone who cared about the game just as much as he did. Or, at least, almost as much as he did. Hayden didn’t know if there was anyone in the universe that loved it as much as Shane.
And, thankfully, there were twenty-three professional women hockey players in their city!! Sure, that didn’t sound like a lot, especially when you factored in how many of them were probably single, but it was better than nothing! Now he just had to figure out how to get Shane to spend some quality time with the Victoire players. How hard could that possibly be?
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Hayden tries to set Shane up with PWHL players. Instead of a girlfriend, Shane finds community and the support he needs to go after the man of his dreams.
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black hole fantasy by hertzbenign
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
04 Jul 2026
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"What if I help you?" Grace blurts out desperately, sweating even in the coolness of his house as his words finally manage to stop Adrian from storming out.
"What?" Adrian says after a tense moment.
"I can prove it to everyone," Grace says, his heart in his throat. "I'll - I'll make you and Rocky the most celebrated couple on Erid. I promise."
"Stupid human," Adrian hisses. "You would give up your chance for him just like that?"
"Yes," Grace says hoarsely.
"Anything for him."
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Adrian does not like Grace.
Which sucks, really, since Grace loves Adrian's husband and all.
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I’ll Believe in Anything (Except That) by Vardic
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
05 Jul 2026
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In another timeline, Shane and Ilya hook up in room 1410, nothing goes wrong, and everything plays out exactly as we know it.
In this one, Yuna Hollander walks in before Ilya can leave—and the seven-year situationship never gets the chance to start. Instead, through the power of miscommunication, Shane and Ilya start dating in 2010. With better support, they make better decisions. Their rivalry fizzles out before it ever has the chance to fully ignite, replaced instead by a beloved “bromance". In 2015, they come out to the NHL and the world.
No one believes them.
Or: Somehow, despite Shane and Ilya being out for two years, Scott Hunter is still considered the first openly gay player in the NHL, much to Ilya’s horror.
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