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Handkerchiefs and Misunderstandings by Blunt_Jessie
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
30 Jun 2026
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When Thorin encounters Bilbo at Bag End, he recognizes the young hobbit immediately the same hobbit he'd slept with years ago in Hobbiton, a violation of everything dwarf culture holds sacred. Thorin's guilt consumes him.
As he showers Bilbo with gifts and formal attention in an attempt to honor him, Bilbo interprets each gesture as an insult. Neither understands the other's customs.
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01 Jul 2026
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Lost in the Sauce by Dragoness2525
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
26 Jun 2026
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Thorin is a chronic insomniac, and Bilbo just wants to help him relax enough to sleep.
How was he supposed to know dwarrow have absolutely *no* pipeweed tolerance?
Inhibitions? No idea where those pesky things went...
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27 Jun 2026
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Of Flowers and Stones by kangaroosmile
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
04 Jul 2026
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"Every flower has its own meaning. You can tell someone you are sorry with flowers or that you value their friendship. You can tell someone that you despise them with the right flowers. Even if you want to tell someone that you are deeply, utterly, in love with them, you can..." Bilbo felt his cheeks warming and wiggled his nose. "Well, you know what I mean."
Or, Bilbo tells Kíli a little about flowers. What he didn't expect was how seriously the young dwarf would take their conversation. Soon three young dwarves are up to something Bilbo can't quite figure out. And then there is a certain blue-eyed dwarf who seems to misunderstand him at every turn.
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A/N: Cross-published on tumblr under the name inkwovenworlds
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27 Jun 2026
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A mistake made during the Fell Winter has turned Bilbo into a werewolf. Having always wondered if there was a way to reverse his curse, Gandalf believes he has found the answer. And it will require Bilbo to travel with a company of thirteen dwarves determined to take back their homeland from a dragon.
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20 Jun 2026
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This is the 'Hobbit Sex Lottery' story which arose from my wondering aloud on Tumblr, shortly after seeing The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey for the first time, whether anyone had written dwarves-on-hobbit orgy fic yet. I was astonished at the eager response to something I'd chiefly meant as a joke, so I wrote... this. It has grown far, far beyond the original concept and has been very kindly received. Lots of affectionate filthy sex, occasional forays into character exploration, and more Thilbo and Bilbofur than you can shake an Oakenshield or a mattock at.
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14 Jun 2026