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Ming Fan’s Amazing, Stupendous Redemption Arc (in 3 easy steps) by pure_potassium
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 May 2026
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Ming Fan (nee Shen Yuan)’s plan was simple, and could be broken down into three steps:
1) Be a studious disciple (so as to not get kicked off the peak or stabbed by ambitious flunkies) and a good Shijie to the Peak (especially to Binghe) and don’t be killed by Shifu.
2) Skedaddle off to some bumfuck corner of nowhere once Binghe falls into the Abyss (???)
3) Profit.
It was only the first step that was giving her a bit of trouble…Bookmarked by AbstractedAvocado
03 Jul 2026
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A Different Host by BrilliantLady
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Oct 2025
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When Luo Binghe rejected Meng Mo as a teacher, the ancient spirit was too proud to beg and wheedle for a place in a corner of his mind. Instead, his attentions turned to the other intriguing prospect he’d met that evening: Shen Qingqiu.
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- 5,967
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- 1/1
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01 Jul 2026
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Burning Bridges by BrilliantLady for Godotfound
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Jan 2026
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After three years at Cang Qiong Mountain Sect, Shen Jiu’s opinion of it is simple and harsh: it can go fuck itself. He decides to blaze his own path in life.
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- 7,570
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- 2/2
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01 Jul 2026
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share this heart with me by clairelutra
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 May 2026
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Shen Yuan transmigrates into Wife #86, an unnamed catgirl demon, and decides she can't possibly pass up this golden opportunity to see her favorite protagonist in action. Her manhood was a small price to pay!
...She didn't think it would involve this much dual cultivation, though! PIDW certainly wasn't kidding about the protagonist's insatiable appetite! Hey, what happened to the other wives...?
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- Part 2 of exploiting comphet for fun and profit
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29 Jun 2026
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sword glare by notyourcircus
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Jun 2026
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Luo Binghe finds that his new sword is significantly more talkative than he anticipated.
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28 Jun 2026
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the new and improved buddy system by notyourcircus
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Jun 2026
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As it turns out, there IS a way to rescue your
soulmatevery good platonic friend from the scum villain! You just need to marry him first!Series
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- 23/?
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27 Jun 2026
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A collection of short stories depicting new versions of old myths.
OR:
What happens to Icarus after he falls, Hermes and Hestia meddle and save humanity, and Hades would just like a nap.
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- 87,386
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- 33/?
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23 Jun 2026
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what price is duty, what cost is love by thunderwear
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
29 Oct 2021
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The Patriarch had joked about putting him in a veil, but Lan Wangji refused outright, the only piece of autonomy he’d demanded for the whole thing. Being covered like that, trapped, would have made him panic. He might have let tears drip down his cheeks if he hadn’t had to worry about anyone seeing his face.
As Lan Wangji bowed, he thought of his mother, and he almost wept anyway.
In an effort to keep the Yiling Patriarch from destroying their own sects like he’d destroyed Wen Ruohan’s, the Great Sects band together an offer him an alliance in the form of a marriage.
Who better to offer than the Second Jade of Lan?
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14 Jun 2026
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from the top, this time with personality by thunderwear
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
05 Oct 2024
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Jiang Yanli hadn’t heard that arrogant tone from him in years and it irked her to hear it now, directed at her. She didn’t have to take that.
Jin Zixuan was reeling back with a hand cradling his nose before she even realized that she’d punched him.
When Jiang Yanli finds herself in the past after dying at Nighless City, she decides that some things need changing.
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- 4/?
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12 Jun 2026
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blood is rare and sweet as cherry wine by thunderwear
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
07 Feb 2023
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“Why didn’t you tell me being fed from makes you aroused?” Wei Wuxian screeched, half ready to bury himself beneath the earth in shame. “I drank from Shijie! I’m going to have to throw myself from a cliff!”
“What are you talking about?” Wen Qing asked flatly.
“Lan Zhan got hard when I drank from him,” he blurted out before slamming his hands so hard over his mouth that it snapped his teeth together painfully.
Fellas is it gay to get hard when your vampire boy best friend drinks your blood?
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09 Jun 2026
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Righteous at a Cost by thunderwear
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
01 Oct 2020
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Lan Qiren sighed something weary and resigned and said, “Wei Wuxian, come back to Gusu.”
After his nephew returns from Yiling, lovelorn and dejected, Lan Qiren decides to take matters into his own hands.
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- Part 1 of Good Guy Lan Qiren
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09 Jun 2026
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System Fuck Ups, thank you very much by Shireyaki
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Oct 2019
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In which Shen Yuan transmigrates into the post Endless Abyss Scene, into the Endless Abyss, thanks System, fuck you too.
And Luo Binghe finally finds what he's looking for.Series
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- 9,424
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- 2/2
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- 292
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03 Jun 2026
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The Oriole Behind You by mercyandmagic
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
03 Jun 2020
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Instead flaunting his power by forcing twenty juniors from each clan to be taught by his incompetent son, Wen Ruohan decides to take a subtler route. At Qishan’s Grand Discussion Conference, every clan heir and their second-most prominent disciple finds themselves forced into a marriage carefully crafted to mock them.
Worst affected is the Gusu Lan Clan, where the Twin Jades find themselves in marriages to two men. Lan Wangji is ordered to marry the shameless Wei Wuxian who touched his forehead ribbon, and Lan Xichen is ordered to marry the widely-mocked bastard of Jin Guangshan... who may be less innocent than he appears.
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- 17/17
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- 4
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02 Jun 2026
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“If you’re not good the Yiling Patriarch will steal you in the night!”
It was never true, in fact the first child stole herself, the second was gifted, the third begged. By the time people realised that all the homeless children of Yiling, and all the daughters about to be sold had disappeared, it became, “If you’re unloved the Yiling Patriarch will save you.”
Sometimes when you make a vow not even death can release you; as Xian-Gege the Eliminator of Evil, the Protector of the Weak, and the Saviour of Children finds out.
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- 47/47
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01 Jun 2026
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crack a smile, cut your mouth by bokuboketto
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 May 2026
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Wei Qingwei discovers a discrepancy in the sect-wide vision of Peak Lord Shen when the man comes into contact with a certain legendary sword. Threads continue to be picked loose from there.
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- Part 6 of Plot Bunnies
- Part 1 of svsss rare-pairs
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- 87,992
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- 32/?
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30 May 2026
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lips upon your throat by Tossawary
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Jan 2026
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A warm pull on his arm lifts him out of murky unconsciousness. He forces his eyes open immediately and finds a shadowy creature with its long teeth embedded in his wrist, sucking at the wound.
A Pre-Canon Divergence AU for Moshang that is also a Vampire AU.
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- Part 31 of Scum Villain Stories
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28 May 2026
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Romantic Feelings? NOT ON MY FARM! by ValloryRussups
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 May 2026
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As a rich city kid who hasn't grown a single carrot in his life, Shen Yuan is not exactly impressed with transmigrating to the farming simulator after he dies. Especially when this farming simulator is built on the trashy novel he loves hating most.
But hey, at least it's a farm with magical plants and beasts! He is kind of an immortal cultivator too!
And at least this is not a harem otome, even though he is puzzled why he gets so many hearts - he is doing nothing but lounging casually in his backyard dressed in a simple layer of house robe with his hair in a loose mess because he doesn't believe in xianxia hairstyles. Good thing hearts can be platonic in this game! Imagine if he made all those intimidating men horny gays for him haha.
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- 11/?
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- 810
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28 May 2026
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When Kankuro wakes up it’s in a room he doesn’t recognize with a view from the window he does.
Only problem is the Playhouse’s storage facility was torn down eight years before the war began.
The time-travel fic literally no one asked for but I wrote anyway!
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- Part 1 of Rasa And The Cat
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- English
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- 10,140
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 13
- Comments:
- 245
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- 4,283
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- 1,347
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- 36,985
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25 Apr 2026
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Wolf and cub (Or how small children became the new must have missing nin accessory) by Dissenter
Fandoms: Naruto
04 Sep 2022
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A slightly unhinged Kakashi finds two year old Naruto being beaten up, and decides the best course of action is to kidnap him and go on the run. Hilarity ensues. Other ninjas follow Kakashi's example. Zabuza has no idea how he ended up giving all these Konoha ninja parenting classes.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 58,161
- Chapters:
- 27/?
- Collections:
- 51
- Comments:
- 2,683
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- 12,056
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- 305,039
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22 Apr 2026
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You would think it would be difficult to accidentally rob a bank! So did I.
(From a post by Feynites: “I’d like to see John Mulaney play a live action Riddler. But not, like, as any character other than John Mulaney? Just this socially awkward disaster man who somehow becomes a supervillain because of a misunderstanding he couldn’t correct without ‘seeming rude’.”)
- Language:
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- 4,753
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- 1/1
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- 8
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22 Apr 2026