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Simon should be very, very dead. Just like he should believe angels are real.
He didn't and he didn't and yet here his angel was.
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07 Jul 2026
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Hair Holds Memories by SWAGDRAGON_13
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game), David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types
04 Jul 2026
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The thought stayed with Simon for the rest of the afternoon.
Which was irritating.
Because it wasn't an important thought. The cooling pump was important.
The wiring behind the communications panel was important.
Making sure the Hail Mary didn't decide to fall apart around them was important.
Wondering why Ryland had stopped asking to braid his hair...
Was not.
And yet...
Every so often, the thought wandered back into his mind.Bookmarked by Alterner
07 Jul 2026
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Crash Course in Car Sex by GabzJones
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
25 Dec 2024
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Xie Lian knew exactly what Hua Cheng was doing. He'd used the same tactics to beguile Xie Lian time and time again over the two years they'd spent together. Xie Lian had learned to spot the signs, the nuances that made up Hua Cheng's personal brand of courtship. Because Xie Lian was so painfully aware of all the things Hua Cheng did to get him into bed, perhaps even more aware than Hua Cheng was, it shouldn't have worked. He should've been immune to it. But he wasn't. Not even a little bit.
As Hua Cheng raised an eyebrow and waited for him to respond, Xie Lian had to grip the car seat to stop himself from climbing him like a tree.
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AKA: The time Xie Lian was so horny he tried to have sex with Hua Cheng in the car and everything that could go wrong did.
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24 Jun 2026
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Life's a Peach(wood Stake) by BiscuitFiction
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
01 Jun 2026
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[The scream he lets out is inhuman. It’s a sound that reaches the heavens, shakes the ground there. A sound so horribly stricken, so laden with grief that every animal for miles around- silenced initially by the powerful ghostly aura that trod through the fields- now howls along. There will be myths surrounding that sound, about the animals’ cries, about how every human who heard it burst into tears that were not their own, but for now all that exists is a mourning ghost and the breathing corpse of a god.]
Or: another Xie Lian prays to Wu Ming in the coffin fic.
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23 Jun 2026
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An Everlasting Itch For Things Remote by Chrissy22
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Iron Lung (2026)
21 Jun 2026
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“Is the alien…dangerous?” he asks slowly.
“No! No, no he’s my friend, he’s - uh, well, the engineer of the Hail Mary,” says Grace. “Look, I’m just saying that - he’s gonna wake up soon, and we don’t need to tell him about how our first meeting went. We can gloss over the whole ‘tackle me to the ground and scare the daylights out of me’ thing. I won’t tell if you won’t.”
Simon is 90% sure this is going to come back to bite him in the form of blackmail but he nods anyways, because it sure as hell sounds like Grace is implying Simon will be allowed to stay a while longer.
Rocky sleeps through the absolute shitshow that is Simon and Grace’s first meeting. It’s probably for the best.
Despite it all, it will be the start of beautiful friendship.Bookmarked by Alterner
22 Jun 2026