CalonCarid



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    Keith and Lance unknowingly inhale an alien aphrodisiac during a simple resource retrieval mission. But unlike the common aphrodisiac, this particular one reactivates under certain unknown conditions, later leaving them craving in situations that don't necessarily present them with many options. Keith tries to work through it, concerned with the sudden lack of control of his body, until he realizes the same thing is happening to Lance. So...great. How are they supposed to deal with this, keep it a secret, AND tend to the thousands of other responsibilities that come with defending the universe? (Together, of course.)

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    11 Jun 2026

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    “Since when the hell did you have a 𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘬?” Wolfwood demands, feeling a bit crazy as Vash ducks his head and tries to hide his face by turning it to stare at the wall. “Is that seriously what that is? Are you 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥?”

    “This is from earlier!” Vash swore back, face as red as his coat, neck bent and nearly nose-to-nose. “Give me a break, I’m not used to this!”

    “𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘶𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯?”

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    Wolfwood learns some things about himself. And then some things about Vash. They learn together - one could almost call it romantic.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Wolfwood braced against the counter, panting and sweating, gripping the wood for dear life. He leaned back, hazy eyes finding Vash’s as his pupils blew wide.

    Oh.

    Oh that’s probably not good.

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    When it rains, it pours. In Vash’s defense, he really had no idea his pollen could act as an aphrodisiac. Let alone one of this intensity.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    “Oh nooooo,” Wolfwood drawled as the deputy moved from the wall, “don’t get the big, hulking, buff guy on me!” He dramatically leaned back in his chair, head hanging over it. “That’s exactly the 𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘦 of what a sod like me would want!”

    Deputy Josephson briefly halted next to Wolfwood, hands twitching for just a second. Wolfwood couldn’t help barking out a laugh at the mere sight. Too easy.

    “You ever handled a man of my caliber before?” Wolfwood batted his eyes. “Not to worry, I’ve had my run around the block. I’ll be gentle.”

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    Wolfwood would just like to have Vash to himself for one night. He does not get that. So he decides to make it everyone else's problem.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    Vash’s eyes were drawn down to Wolfwood pants when he reached to tug at them, grumbling as he stiff-legged over to where he’d left some book on the table—oh wow. Oh, that left—there was nothing to the imagination. Oh God. That was—he was—it was very, um. Big. Wow.

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    Wolfwood's asked to ordain a wedding for a quick buck, and the new suit he's got for the event is a bit too tight. Vash is very normal about this.

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    02 Jun 2026