EclecticKefi

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    All my disturbing, unsettling fics.

     

    “You’re a heap of flesh and guts and blood in a wax museum. The only thing real. Sickeningly real. Crimson and warm where the others are pale and cold. Revoltingly red, nauseatingly alive. You’re a child in a graveyard.”

    -Layana Clouet, “A Love Letter to a Dead Thing.”

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    What is says on the tin.

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  1. Public Bookmark 18

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    “You’re plenty useful. I lied,” he amends, less riled up. He pulls the back of Warriors’s tunic, unsticking it from his blood-soaked neck. Heartbeat still steady. Ugh, then why does he look dead?! “Just not in the same way as a fairy. And they aren’t harmed from being in jars. Unlike some fockin’ loser I know.”

    He shakes Warriors just slightly. Revenge for being an idiot and exchanging himself for one massively powerful ally. They could've done without her. “You’re a cunt.”

    Whumptober Day 1: Swooning (Wind & Warriors)

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    When Shadow broke the mirror, that was it. He knew what it meant and did it anyway. He did not expect to ever wake up again, let alone inside Link's shadow.

    He has to let Link know, but how? And what about these other heroes?

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    “We're too late,” Sky croaks, voice dry.

    “There's more to do,” Warriors responds. His voice is kind, strangely so. “We can still save a lot of people.”

    It hits Sky, then, that this is what Warriors deals with on a near regular basis. He's an army captain. Sky's seen the memorials in the man's era. He's seen the casualty counts. He'd just never realized the magnitude of each number engraved into stone, usually four or, occasionally, five digits long. Both civilian and military casualties.

    He tries to imagine ten thousand people. His head spins.

    Five instances – some serious, some funny – of Warriors being seen through Sky's eyes.

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  4. Public Bookmark 34

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    Four is no stranger to being possessed. This does not worry him - any part of him - much at all.

    Oh, right, and of course he hasn't told anyone he has experience in this.

    Everyone's entitled to their secrets and Four is far from the exception. Besides, it's not like this particular secret (it's not even really a secret, more of an omission that he never had reason to mention) is ever going to be relevant, right?

    Except. One of his travelling companions on this new adventure turns out to have a rather familiar ability.

    OR: Four, before he was Four, learned much of his swordsmanship skills (beyond the basics) on the fly during his first quest. With time of the essence, some dubiously moral corners were cut in order for him to learn those skills quickly. A certain melody from one of his new brothers-by-soul reminds him of that.

    OR: I don't think enough people are talking about the fact that in Minish Cap, Link learns the spin attack, dash attack, etc. by getting possessed, even if it is momentarily. I have Thoughts on this.

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    When he was faced with his first portal hop, Four gave them a heads up: “As a warning, I am susceptible to head injuries.”

    Four became nine, and the divine-given quest began. That and what ‘head injuries’ actually insinuated.

     

    It’s in the format of 5+1, but there’s much more than 5 and no +1.

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