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Continuity Snarl by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
Fandoms: Critical Role: Exandria (Web Series), Critical Role: Campaign 2 - The Mighty Nein (Web Series)
10 May 2026
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A month after his crimes were revealed to the Might Nein, Essek is not doing great, and as a result, he ends up summoning himself a super normal one or several.
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V9-38 has just begun his latest infiltration mission on behalf of the Institute. Step one: kill Art Lewkowski, the man he's meant to be replacing.
He's about to fail step one. He's not the first to do so.
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- Part 3 of Never Changes
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In which I belatedly write some fics about my favorite Minuteman.
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- Part 4 of Never Changes
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After Kellogg's death, Rahasia finds that her problems have multiplied.
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- Part 1 of Never Changes
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In which Deacon gets up early and does some gardening before getting a jump on his paperwork for HQ.
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- Part 2 of Never Changes
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Principality of Gays by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
10 Apr 2021
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Some stories on the theme of "Aziraphale runs a safe haven for gays out of his bookshop", sharing the same OCs and some events.
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The Daemons of UNCLE by Malteaser
Fandom His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman, The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
07 Apr 2013
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A monster of a series, written largely to indulge my love of history, daemons, and the entire concept of UNCLE. Works will go up I finish their chapters, which is going to make reading difficult. I'll try not to put the horse before the cart too often. You can check the guide in the notes for more information if you want to attempt to read this in chronological order.
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and i never will be by burningafterdark (burningdarkfire)
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
15 Jan 2023
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Caleb Widogast is a liar and a thief.
Essek announces this with a haughty tone after dinner.
Bookmarked by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
04 Jul 2026
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open up the deepness (Essek on the beach) by lakrisrot (enheduane)
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
03 Mar 2023
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Looking down at his body, he sees the soft gleam of the sun-oil he had been convinced into applying even as he hides in the shade, after the first few times when his skin had grown sore and dry the next day. Sunlight bounces off bright surfaces, of course; it takes a lot to be fully untouched. Even safely in the shade, the heat finds him, seeps in through the porous skin, and warms him to the very gut.
Or; the fic where going to the beach makes Essek horny
Bookmarked by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
04 Jul 2026
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Essek’s hair is long enough to pull
Bookmarked by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
04 Jul 2026
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Essek still has work to do, but his heat is nearly here. Caleb offers to help.
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Bookmarked by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
04 Jul 2026
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Stellar Collision by Amazonite
Fandoms: Critical Role: Campaign 2 - The Mighty Nein (Web Series), Critical Role: Exandria (Web Series)
29 Nov 2025
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Essek barely allowed him to step into the main floor. Lavender fingertips pressed to Caleb’s chest, backing him up to the door and shutting it behind him. Though Essek was extremely underdressed compared to Caleb in his undone hair, bare feet, and casual wear, he pulled himself up to his full height –still several inches shorter than Caleb when not floating– and glared up at Caleb with a well practiced indignant facade.
“You, young man, are a Light damned tease.”
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After teasing his disguised partner at a Cobalt Soul social event, Caleb comes home to reap the consequences of his actions.Series
- Part 2 of Astral Formations
Bookmarked by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
04 Jul 2026