MemeMachine562
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There are two princes of Rivendell, even if only one is ever acknowledged. They are the chosen of the stag gods, destined to fight in an endless battle.
We know this story, of course. We’ve seen it all before - For his champion, Aeor chooses Smajor. Exor chooses the eldest, Xornoth.
But what if things were different?
When faced with two brothers, the gods make another choice. Now, free of demonic interference, Xornoth grows into a king, and Scott . . .
Well, we all know what happens to Exor’s champion.
Or; A Champion's Role Swap AU with Scott as Exor’s Champion and Xornoth as the Elvenking of Rivendell. Includes guilt, creeping frost in place of corruption, and lots and lots of Flower Husbands.
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There was no moon, that night. Thick clouds covered the sky - no moon, no stars, no light. Sausage found that he rather liked the total darkness of it all, like someone had turned the world off for the night.
The grass crunched under his feet, dry and dead like all the lands around his home were. Crunch, crunch, crunch, it went. There wasn’t a sound to be heard, no creatures stirring or winds blowing. Just him and his footsteps breaking the silence.
Except . . . there. Something. Something not him.
Or; Total darkness has Scott feeling some sorta way, Sausage gets caught up in it.
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[The nature of death, and how to wake back up] by MemeMachine562
Fandoms: 100 Hours Hardcore SMP
11 Aug 2022
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Grian almost didn’t realize he had died until he opened his eyes again. Until he woke to a changed world. Or, well, a changed him.
It was just so quick. One hit - he dove forward, flaring his wings instinctually - two hits, and that was that. So ends the life of Grian, in a stupid woodland mansion being stupid and going first, being killed by stupid Vindicators.
Or; Grian revives - it isn't a painless experience.
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Grian was bored. The Void wasn't exactly a stimulating environment, after all.
Well. It's not like he doesn't have some raw material to play with. A new world, maybe?
Or; Grian makes a new world out of the remains of Last Life.
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Scott gives Jimmy so much gold that he doesn't really know what to do with it, and honestly? Jimmy had started to assume he just had more than even he could use - and Scott wore a lot of gold, so that was saying something.
There's a bit more to it than that, as he finds out.
Or; Giving gold as a gift means something special in Elven culture, Jimmy doesn't know this.
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Written for Flower Husbands Week Day 4: Gold.Series
- Part 4 of Flower Husbands Week 2022 <3
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Flower Husbands Week 2022 <3 by MemeMachine562
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Afterlife SMP, Empires SMP
10 Jun 2022
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My fics that focus on Techno and his relationship with Chat!
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It wasn't a secret. It had never been a secret. Neither Scar nor Grian were the type to hide such a thing. Their friends just...knew. So they didn't talk about it. They were a Thing, and that was that.
Slight problem: Nobody thought to tell the newest Hermit's about this.
Slightly bigger problem: Pearl found out. It...well, it went as well as you think it did.
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- Part 1 of the "Thing"
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02 Jul 2026
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Doc is a very intelligent man who has never done anything wrong, ever.
Consequently, the fact that there is now a stranger in the middle of his lab, looking utterly disheveled and very confused, is absolutely not his fault. Neither is the smoking phone booth-like machine which the stranger has just stumbled out of. This is all going perfectly normal and according to plan.
(Oh, he’s screwed.)
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Or: YHS-era Grian gets accidentally time-traveled into Hermitcraft. HC-era Grian is having a time. Scar is also there.
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"I don't want to pry," Xisuma said when they were speaking before his official invitation to join. "And not answering won't change whether or not you get whitelisted. We admins just prefer to have a heads up if anything's likely to come trying to dig you up, so we can keep you and everyone else safe."
Grian thought back to obsidian and endstone and blood, to tattered wings and torn robes and so so many unseeable eyes, and swallowed hard.
"No," he said, his voice shaky. "No, I don't think anyone will come looking for me."
"Okay," Xisuma answered, and that was that.
Until they invited two new people to the server.
or, the Hermitcraft Backstory Rule says that you don't ask other people about their backstory, you let them tell it if they want to and leave it be if they don't.
Unfortunately for Grian, one of the newest Hermits was also a player on his old server - one he'd thought had been dead for years - and she's going to drag his backstory kicking and screaming into the light whether she means to or not.
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02 Jul 2026
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Be the Death of Me by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
17 Dec 2024
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The insurmountable sound of the roof caving in, the support beams failing, and the marble decorations shattering around him seemed to stop all at once. There was nothing but silence. Cold, abrupt, threatening silence.
As quickly as it had begun, the disaster simply ceased.
“Woah,” an unknown voice chimed, echoing through the rubble. A man smiled down at him, his expression bordering somewhere between surprised and amused. “You’ve caused quite a bit of chaos here, haven’t you?”
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After accidentally wreaking havoc inside a temple in the woods, Grian finds himself indebted to a god he doesn't know, as well as a strange man who calls himself the temple's priest.
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- Part 1 of Until the End
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Change with the Tides by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
05 Mar 2025
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Grian presumed his soul was actively leaving his body – providing him with just another last minute delusion to take him into the next life - until he heard music.
His tired delusions were a lot of things, but they were never music.
Grian blinked, once, twice, then a third time. Still, the shape on the horizon didn’t fade. The light didn’t fade. The music didn’t fade. This wasn’t the blurry shadow of what may or may not be a rock, or the light of the moon against a wave imitating a town. This was a genuine miracle. This was his relief.
It was a ship!
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After being cursed by a witch, Grian finds himself stuck in the form of a parrot with no way to change back, and only a conveniently handsome pirate captain to rely on until he reaches land.
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