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Just a silly blurb written in memory of the plethora of times I've unthinkingly picked my grappling hook back up after climbing up/down while a teammate was trying to follow.
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Newkirk is only allowed to dress as an old lady for a reason.
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The boys get bored. Silliness ensues.
I can't think of a good summary without giving everything away! Come read and, if I've done my job right, have a good laugh.
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They say war never changes, and maybe they’re right.
Perhaps it’s not so much the war that doesn't change but the warriors themselves that stay the same.
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I am not afraid. I am not sad. I am not excited. I am not nervous. I am not. I am empty.
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After being wounded by Adam and captured by Vox, Alastor lost everything. Stripped of his power, reputation, and dignity, he comes close to completely resigning himself to this sickening fate, if not for the most unexpected person stepping in.
For his part, Lucifer had no idea what he’s getting into, but now that his life and Alastor’s were quickly intertwining, he's willing to figure it out—for better or for worse.
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06 Oct 2025
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In The Shadowplay by yersifanel
Updated: 2026-01-01
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After being wounded by Adam and captured by Vox, Alastor lost everything. Stripped of his power, reputation, and dignity, he comes close to completely resigning himself to this sickening fate, if not for the most unexpected person stepping in.
For his part, Lucifer had no idea what he’s getting into, but now that his life and Alastor’s were quickly intertwining, he's willing to figure it out—for better or for worse.
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“So, Rosie.” Alastor straightened himself in his seat, taking his teacup and indulging in a sip. “Now that you’ve heard the tale, I come to you for advice on what to do with our little serpentine king. Please, enlighten me: why is Lucifer Morningstar acting so strangely around me?”
Rosie took a deep breath and set her cup on its saucer. “How’s the tea, darling?” she asked, hands folded on her lap.
Alastor blinked once, then twice. “Why, it’s lovely, as per usual.”
Rosie smiled sweetly. “Good. Not too bitter?”
“Not at all.”
“And how’re the fingers, dear? They taste alright?”
“They’re simply delightful.”
“Is your chair nice and comfortable?”
“The comfiest.”
“You’re all relaxed?”
“I’ve never felt so at home.”
“Lucifer is in love with you.”
Alastor spat out the tea he’d been drinking, which was quickly followed by a round of coughing so harsh you would think he was actively dying.
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Alastor has a chat with Rosie regarding Lucifer’s odd behavior.
Rosie finds it all quite amusing.
Alastor does not.
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I’d Rather You Kill Me by StripestheBoar
Completed: 2024-06-19
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“So, Rosie.” Alastor straightened himself in his seat, taking his teacup and indulging in a sip. “Now that you’ve heard the tale, I come to you for advice on what to do with our little serpentine king. Please, enlighten me: why is Lucifer Morningstar acting so strangely around me?”
Rosie took a deep breath and set her cup on its saucer. “How’s the tea, darling?” she asked, hands folded on her lap.
Alastor blinked once, then twice. “Why, it’s lovely, as per usual.”
Rosie smiled sweetly. “Good. Not too bitter?”
“Not at all.”
“And how’re the fingers, dear? They taste alright?”
“They’re simply delightful.”
“Is your chair nice and comfortable?”
“The comfiest.”
“You’re all relaxed?”
“I’ve never felt so at home.”
“Lucifer is in love with you.”
Alastor spat out the tea he’d been drinking, which was quickly followed by a round of coughing so harsh you would think he was actively dying.
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Alastor has a chat with Rosie regarding Lucifer’s odd behavior.
Rosie finds it all quite amusing.
Alastor does not.
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“I’m bored!” Angel Dust slumped backwards onto the bar, narrowly avoiding his cocktail.
“And you come to me for entertainment, of course,” Alastor said. “Did you have something in mind?”
“No. Too bored to think.”
He hummed, the vibration carrying through the air. “Can you sew?”
Angel gets bored, Alastor teaches him how to sew. Radiodust if you want to read it that way, but no actual romance. You don't need to read the first fic to understand this one.
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- Part 2 of Alastor Can Sew
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To Make a Skirt by another_athena
Part 2 of Alastor Can SewSeries Information:
ID: 1570918
Words: 33,152 | Works: 2 | Complete: No | Bookmarks: 142
Description:Exactly what it says on the tin.
A collection of loosely related fics in which Alastor sews. All can be read independently.
Completed: 2020-02-29
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“I’m bored!” Angel Dust slumped backwards onto the bar, narrowly avoiding his cocktail.
“And you come to me for entertainment, of course,” Alastor said. “Did you have something in mind?”
“No. Too bored to think.”
He hummed, the vibration carrying through the air. “Can you sew?”
Angel gets bored, Alastor teaches him how to sew. Radiodust if you want to read it that way, but no actual romance. You don't need to read the first fic to understand this one.
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