SpoonDeficiency



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    “Me finding out that instead of mysterious and cool, people think I’m autistic and lesbian.”

    Ilya and Shane get Reddit’s advice under the aliases Lily and Jane. Things spiral from there….

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    What happens when Shane leaves post tuna meltdown? Ilya starts writing letters to “Jane”.

    What happens when Ilya’s cleaner finds a stack of letters and sends them out?

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    02 Jul 2026

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    What if the video never leaked and their relationship was still a secret when Shane joined the Ottawa Centaurs? The team wait in anticipation for Rozanov's reaction to his career-long rival joining their team... but wait a minute, they're jumping into each other's arms, giggling like a couple of schoolgirls?

     

    Aka 5 times Ilya and Shane’s 'friendship' seems really gay and the 1 time everyone realises it’s been actually gay the whole time.

     

    Cue the Ottawa Centaurs being absolutely clueless, the Montreal Metros mourning the loss of their best player, and the Centaur WAG's (+Harris) being absolutely done with their ignorant partners.

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    02 Jul 2026

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  3. Public Bookmark 49

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    After a rough start, Shane and Ilya are now in a happy relationship, surrounded by the support of their new teammates and family.

    Even if he doesn't want to admit it (and he won't) Shane loves to do the silly boyfriend stuff Ilya says "every couple in love with each other" do. This include synchronizing their phones, Shane had no idea that it also includes his health app, so when his heat was about to start Ilya takes the notification popping in his phone as a very tempting sign of the obvious...
    Shane wanted to carry Ilya's pups and he had let him know in a very subtle and Shane accurate way. As always, who was Ilya to say no to his omega?.
    So when Ilya started to make indirect suggestions about their future family and Shane seemed to not pick the clues... Well, it left Ilya in a very weird mood.

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    Shane doesn't know his phone synchronized his health app to Ilya's phone, and that it also started to send notifications about his heat periods and fertile days to his boyfriend, so when Ilya takes it as a sign he begins his plan to make it happen. Only to be left wondering why his omega (who absolutely want his pups) won't baby trap him.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    What do you do when you’re getting married in six months and you have 22 guys whose literal jobs are to do whatever you tell them?

    The Ottawa Centaurs are conscripted to pull off their captain’s wedding. The fact that they still don’t know who he’s marrying is entirely beside the point. (All the signs are there. All of them.)

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    25 Jun 2026

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    “Kiss me,” Rozanov whispers. 
     
    Shane cannot help the strangled breath he lets out, nor can he help how harshly his lips crash into Rozanov’s. He moves so quickly that he’s sure one of them will have a small bruise or visible puffiness tomorrow, but he doesn’t care. 
     
    He is lost in a place that exists out of time and space, his skin tingling everywhere Rozanov’s body touches. Their torsos are pressed together and Rozanov’s hand is grasping the back of Shane’s neck, pulling his face even harder against his own, just to have more of him. Rozanov’s tongue is sliding quickly, hungrily, familiarly against Shane’s. The four years Shane has waited to do this shrink into a wrinkle, bridging 2009 and now, as though the universe had not so unfairly yanked them apart and they could start their rookie year over again. 

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    Years after Ilya left the league prematurely, Shane and Ilya are both passengers on a four-month, around-the-world cruise.

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    16 Jun 2026

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