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    The world is bleak, the survival of the human race hangs by a thread, and the heroes and villains only make it worse. The last thing any of them need is a talking monkey swinging about and giving them aneurysms.

    Once he was a great traveler, now he is lost in a foreign land. There is but one thing left to do: grab whatever catches his fancy and wreak mayhem at whoever tries to stop him! Maybe even get some disciples on the way, his teacher would be proud.

    Now with a TVTropes page!

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    24 Apr 2025

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    When people are desperate they turn to faith. Panem has done a good job creating a truly secular society, stamping out the religions of the past, but nothing can stop new gods from rising.

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    Or: When Gaea curses Percy to live in a world without the gods, he winds up in District 4 and is chosen as tribute for the 70th Hunger Games. From there, everything just kind of spirals.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Chapter 36

    How haven't I had this bookmarked already???

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    Seeking knowledge, power, and control of a djinn, Ventress breaks the Sith spell that has been keeping Darth Vader in stasis for centuries. Finally, she can prove to Darth Tyrannus that she doesn’t need him. She can do Grown Up Sith things, like perform blood-magic.

    Maybe she should have used her own blood for the ritual, though.

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    Vader isn’t sure why there’s a war going on or why there’s an army of clone soldiers but he doesn’t really have anything better to do at the moment anyway, so he’ll just stick around. Besides. Fives and Rex and the rest of the 501st are kinda fun? And aggravating Master Kenobi is becoming a hobby.

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    The 501st adopts a Sith.

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    24 May 2026

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    Chapter 19

    AMAZING, ONE OF THE BEST FICS EVER.

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    He was smiling. At Tom Riddle. He was going to get murdered before the year ends, he just knows.

    Alternate universe/Post-Hogwarts. warnings: mature themes, drinking, swearing. An adult Harry Potter with all his knowledge and experience is transported to his 23yo body in a universe with no war.

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    15 Sep 2024

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    Chapter 35

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    Aegon Targaryen was a disappointment of a Prince, a hedonistic fool who lived as though every day were his last. But an accidental visit to the Royal Sept was all it took for his endless suffering to end, and for the least likely of the Seven to answer his homicidal prayers.

    Who knew the Maiden herself had a penchant for chaos?

     

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    Aegon Targaryen meets the goddess of love and beauty, Aphrodite, by pure happenstance. The Prince is bewitched, but where Aphrodite is involved, trouble is sure to follow.

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    04 Apr 2026

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    Chapter 2