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“Well, there’s an obvious solution,” Patricia said.
Tom blinked at her. Wyck suddenly became very interested in the ceiling.
“What?” Tom said.
Patricia rolled her eyes. “Me, Tom! I’m a walking womb, or whatever those colonial assholes called it.”
Tom laughed, in shock. “You?” This was the wrong move, he saw immediately. Patricia drew herself up, shoulders back.
“I’m so hideous,” she spat, and, oh God, she was just getting started, “that it’s funny to you?”
“No, no, no,” Tom said. “It’s just that, you know. We’re friends! You’re my employee!”
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She is not satisfied. That is the only answer for how you find yourself back at the Court the moment you take a step onto your bus.
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Puck goes home with Her Majesty, to draw the attention of the Other Queen away from the Court once and for all.
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“I don’t do serious,” Bond tells him, leaning up on one elbow in bed. Q is pleasantly drowsy, trying to figure out how to politely kick a trained assassin out of his flat so he can get some real sleep. This wakes him up; he cuts his eyes over to Bond. He’s not joking. Q wants to sigh but that’ll just ruffle Bond’s feathers and he’ll be here even longer.
“I’m aware,” Q settles on. “This must be against regulation anyway, isn’t it?”
His quick, emotionless acquiescence seems to take Bond by surprise. Q imagines he’s built this all up in his head, Q pining for him and him nobly telling Q that the most they can ever be is an occasional fuck, etcetera, etcetera.
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When Yoo Joonghyuk explains, in several very terse sentences, that he’s under the effects of what the old Internet termed “sex pollen,” Kim Dokja’s response is to blush splotchily and wonder why he was being told.
“Alright,” he says. “I won’t disturb you and Lee Seolhwa for a while, I understand. Just try not to be long.” He turns and Yoo Joonghyuk catches his shoulder.
“This is the third regression. Not the second. Besides,” Yoo Joonghyuk says, and purses his lips. “I need to. Receive.”
Kim Dokja laughs, which seems to be a bad response given the way Yoo Joonghyuk shoves him backwards. He turns and starts to leave, absolutely glowering.
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Yoo Joonghyuk has a problem. Kim Dokja helps him out.
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Right in the middle of the end of the world, Han Joo Won returned to Manyang with backpacks full of non-perishable food, medical supplies, and some choice military-grade weaponry.
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The Bachelor—man of science, child of the capital—has no ritual in him. No way to excise the growing tumor in his heart. Artemy should have seen it building. Expected something drastic. No ritual, but he doesn’t lack for drama.
“Oynon.” Artemy reaches for him. The Bachelor finally looks up.
(the Bachelor has realized that this is all a farce. the Haruspex helps him through it.)
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19 Mar 2026
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Aglaya and three healers.
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15 Feb 2026
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Next Year's Words by cathalin
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), Skyfall (2012) - Fandom
29 Jan 2013
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Sometimes Bond has to seduce someone for the job. Occasionally he needs help with the details. Q enjoys giving directions. Bond likes taking them, sometimes, from the right person.
“Does she like long walks at sunset or is she more of a ‘fuck me against a wall’ girl?” Bond breathes quietly into the mic, following the glimpse of crimson silk flitting its way through the dark bar.
Brought to you by the prompts: voice, voyeurism, phone-sex, glasses. (Also orders, cardigan, smart mouth, technology, gadgets, against the wall, heat, blow-job, sleepy, morning, snark, talking, drowsy, pretend, control, public, snark, wall-sex, and probably quite a few others *coughs*).
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10 Jan 2026
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Technically Q's name and personal details are classified and beyond the purview of field agents, but he's worked for Q branch for ten years and had gone by his actual name for eight of them. His identity is as much of a "secret" as his ineptitude at filing financial reports.
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