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    It was cold on the far side of the mountain, even in summer, but the enormous rocks held the sun’s heat late into the day. Sometimes, when the whole thing felt too impossible, Hermione took a book and went to watch the afternoon storms roll in across the plains and into the valley.

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    Millennial (Earth-Prime), n.
    1a. A person born between 1980 and 1996.
    1b. Probably a frustrated barista who can't afford grad school or a house and doesn't think socialism is a dirty word.

    Millennial (Earth-93), n.
    2a. A person affected by millennialism [n. A sociological phenomenon first observed in 1998, marked by heightened conflict, thematic behavior, and inexplicable physical and technological feats].
    2b. Someone who thinks punching people while wearing adventure pajamas is a valid lifestyle choice.

    Zach fits the first definition. Bruce fits the second. Now kiss.

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    Wunderkammer, noun. Translated from the German as wonder room and more commonly known in English as a cabinet of curiosities.

    HELP WANTED: Maintenance Worker (late hours)
    Seeking a person of steady disposition and keen intellect. Generous compensation. Room and board available upon request. Not suitable for those possessed of a delicate constitution or nervous temperament. Mechanical aptitude a must, fast runners strongly preferred. Priority will be afforded to candidates with no dependents or other living relatives. Applicants may report to Mr. Edwin Payne, acting head curator and recondite warder of the London Athenaeum.
    Office hours: 11:30pm – 5:30am, Mondays only.

    It’s the weirdest bloody job interview Charles has ever done.

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