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So Do the Proud Men Die by funkyfrogfreak
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
17 May 2026
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Spider-Man has three fundamental rules. Always get back up, never kill, and keep his identity a secret to protect the people he loves. Through blood, sweat, and tears, he's upheld these rules for years now, despite the suffering it forces him to endure.
Despite this, though, he's still a person. One who isn't invulnerable, one who can't always save everyone, and one who can't always hide who he is. He's not perfect, no matter how hard he tries to be.
So, when he accidentally kills Green Goblin, he's heartbroken. He doesn't know what to do with yet another life lost to his imperfection.
Luckily, a certain Merc with the Mouth — that he's come to know as the closest friend he's ever had, despite said friend knowing nothing about him other than his hero persona — is there to help him.
At least, until he's hired to kill Peter Parker: Spidey's cute photographer. Then, all bets are off.
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He launched himself at Wade, wrapping both his arms and legs around his torso and subconsciously spider-sticking. He’d lost enough tonight. He didn’t want to lose Wade, too.
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No Me Mires Con Esos Ojos (Don't Look at Me with Those Eyes) by funkyfrogfreak
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
09 May 2026
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Keith can't sleep. He's been trying, really, he has, but to no avail. It's not his fault that Lance is just so... Lance. So, he spends his nights actually being productive instead of lying awake and fantasizing about something — someone — he knows he'll never have.
Lance can't sleep. Fucking Keith keeps leaving his room in the middle of the night. So, he gets sick of it. Man, he's gonna get pranked so hard.
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“You're terrible at this,” Lance observed, dryly. The flush on Keith's cheeks darkened. “I don't think I've ever met anyone worse at lying than you, actually.”
“Fuck off,” Keith grumbled, though he was unable to muster any real hatred in his tone. Then, softer, “I'm not lying.”
Lance hummed, unconvinced.
“I'll tell you what,” he said, spreading his hands placatingly. “I'll stop nagging you about this if you admit that I'm the better pilot.”
Keith scoffed. “So you do want me to lie to you?”
Lance gaped at him. “Rude!” -
Robots and Pancakes With Abs by funkyfrogfreak
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
01 Apr 2026
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Wade Wilson has been in love with Spider-Man for quite some time now, and wants nothing more than to see his face. Things go a little sideways when Wade invites Spidey over to his house for some pancakes.
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oh no (i think i'm in love) by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
16 Feb 2022
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Spider-Man and Deadpool are enemies. They’re also friends with benefits. A lot can change in two years.
(A nonlinear story that follows Spider-Man and Deadpool meeting, clashing, and eventually hooking up, as well as their future counterparts who have been fucking for almost two years now.)
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- Part 2 of trans!peter fics
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Bookmarked by funkyfrogfreak
27 Jun 2026
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This was?? ohmygod??? I'm trans but not That Genre yet I still FELT that bro holy well written‽‽
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The whole world thinks Spider-Man and Deadpool are dating, and it all starts because of a TikTok.
Or: 6 times the internet speculates that Spider-Man and Deadpool are together, and 1 time it's actually proven to be true.
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this is the life by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
29 Dec 2021
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An up-and-coming masked hero is revealed to be a serial killer, and the public is terrified. Everyone's demanding that Spider-Man reveal his identity for their own safety, and as if that isn't enough, Deadpool is hired to make sure it happens. Peter's stressed enough as it is with work and rent and school and a new super villain cropping up — he just doesn't have time for this. He especially doesn't have time for Deadpool accosting Peter Parker, wanting Spider-Man's photographer to help track down the elusive hero.
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Everything seems to be going wrong all at once. It's a miracle Peter hasn't had a breakdown.
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the parting glass (rocky's version) by DwarvesLikeShinyThings
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
14 Apr 2026
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Ryland Grace reaches the end of a very, very long life on Erid. Rocky and the Eridians say goodbye.
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And Home Followed With Us by ajsmellslikebooks
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
30 Jun 2026
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Ryland Grace wakes up in space... and he's not alone.
All three members of the Hail Mary wake up en route to the Tau Ceti system. One of them doesn't know who he is. All the answers they need are here for them to find, deep in interstellar space. They just don't know it yet.
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Bookmarked by funkyfrogfreak
24 Jun 2026
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AHHH! So, so SO good! I just adored the characterization of Grace's crew. AHHHHHGG!!