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  1. Public Bookmark 52

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    “I think. Maybe we try a threesome,” Rose said. Watched as Shane’s face underwent so many expressions at once she worried for a half second he might be having a stroke.

    When his face had calmed down, chosen one expression - something bland and rigid - Shane spoke. “Um,” he said. “I. I’m not sure sure if. If that’s what you want, yes, we can, of course. I just don’t think that will. Having another. Woman. There. Would help my. Performance?”

    She nodded, squeezed his hand. “I wasn’t thinking of another woman,” she said, interested to see if this would be more or less panic inducing for Shane. “I was thinking a guy. I know Miles would be interested.”

    Rose begins her break up/you are gay talk with Shane, and Shane derails it in a last ditch attempt at proving to himself that he can be what he thinks he should be. They agree to give their relationship another go, and are ridiculous about it.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    “I know you said you couldn’t do this week,” a woman was yelling from outside, “but I have to take an extra shift, and Magda is away. Ilya! Are you th-” She paused upon finally stepping inside, a colourful backpack hanging over her shoulder and a bag in her hand. “Oh.”

    Shane could hear Rozanov scrambling behind him, probably wiping his stomach off and pulling his clothes out of their rumpled sex state, before he stepped into view of the door.

    The small child who had been staring at Shane with her gigantic blue eyes turned at the movement, and her face split into a wide grin. “Papa!”

    Picking up right after the tuna melt scene Shane is confronted with Ilya Rozanov's secret child, a move that everyone except for the child is embarrassed and awkward about.

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    04 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 14

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    His sister grabs him firmly by the shoulders. “Shane Hollander. My brother, my wombmate, my least favourite twin. I literally do. not. care. if you introduce yourself to this boy or not, but you have been yammering about him nonstop for fucking days and you very clearly want to talk to him, so as your older sister–”

    “–I was literally born first–”

    “You were removed first, we both know God wanted me to–”

    “You were breech and tried to take your fucking placenta with you, I don’t think ‘God’–”

    “A girl causes an almost-fatal hemorrhage one time and no one ever lets her fucking forget it! Whatever! The point is that you clearly want to talk to this guy and we just saw him walk over there alone so now is your perfect fucking chance! Just go say hi! Stop overthinking it!”

    “Wow, stop overthinking, what revolutionary advice. Thank you so much for that game-changing fuc–”

    She punches him in the shoulder hard enough to actually hurt. “Okay how about this, fuckface: either you go introduce yourself to him or I will.”

     

    OR: My brain said what if Shane Hollander had a sister, and then all this happened. Bon appetite.

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    03 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 11

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    What if the person who finally saw you wasn’t a lover, but the one person who understood your loneliness?

    Maren Hollander has spent her life in the quiet shadow of her twin brother, Canada’s golden boy Shane Hollander. When she moves to Boston for Harvard and to chase her own dreams on the freestyle skiing circuit, she expects anonymity.

    Instead, she meets Ilya Rozanov.

    He’s everything she isn’t: loud, brilliant, reckless, adored. But beneath the swagger, Maren recognizes something familiar — the same bone‑deep loneliness she’s carried for years. And Ilya sees her too, in a way no one ever has.

    What begins as banter in a sports bar becomes an unlikely, necessary friendship; one that gives Ilya someone to talk to about the one person he can’t stop thinking about: Shane.

    As rivalry, identity, and family collide, Maren and Ilya become each other’s safe place. But when the two most important people in her life finally meet, the collision is inevitable; and nothing stays cold for long.

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    03 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 77

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    "Is Dad the best player?”

    Arthur nodded, but the girls looked thoughtful. “Yes,” Ruby said. “But Uncle Shane is the bestest. He’s on Dad’s team, so you’ll see him.”

    “And Uncle Ilya too.” Jade added. Arthur nodded again.

    Millie chuckled, nodding. “Got it. Does Uncle Ilya play with Dad as well?”

    Ilya. Ilya. The name didn’t ring any bells, and Madeline had promptly subjected Millie to a ten minute rundown on the Metros. She’d have to ask later about the mysterious Uncle Ilya

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    Jackie Pike hires a babysitter and she promptly learns about Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov... without knowing who they are.

    An outsiders view into hockey and Hollanov.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Shane is an employee at StatCan when he says, "Ew. I don't think I could have slept with a Raider."

    Ilya is banned from a Best Buy for life when he asks, "Want to get dinner?"

    Shane is a sandwich artist when he says, "Fuck you guys. I choose Ilya."

    Ilya is thirteen years old and stuck in a tree when he says, "Shane. It's okay. We'll find a way down."

    A series of vignettes of different alternate universes where not-MLH players Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander keep meeting and falling in love.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    “So,” Yuna says, as she polishes off her third glass of cabernet. “When are you boys going to get started on kids?”

    Shane chokes on his tiramisu.

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    Or: Maybe Shane doesn’t want kids.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    "Sveta," he says, before she can greet him. "I think I'm about to do something very stupid."

    "You're always doing something stupid," she laughs, her voice tinny over the speakerphone. "What is it this time?"

    "I am in a staring contest with a bottle of pills," Ilya says. "And I think the pills might win."

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    Or: An alternate take on Ilya's mental health after moving to Ottawa, featuring the reality of long distance relationships, Ilya learning to captain a new team, and a series of game tapes made by Ilya's dead father.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    555-123-181
    If someone got bleach in their eye what should they do
    555-926-024
    Go the the ER and get an eye wash
    555-123-181
    Okay but is that really necessary or can I just wash it myself
    555-926-024
    According the the Internet you might need eye drops for a couple days after so ER it is
    555-123-181
    Urgh fiiine
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    Ilya was looking for advice when he text the wrong number
    Shane couldnt leave a random stranger on read during an emergency

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    29 Jun 2026

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    SHANE: Lily.
    LILY: Hello
    SHANE: Dead to me.
    What the actual fuck?
    LILY: ??
    SHANE: what. The. Hell. Did. You. Do.
    LILY: ahh
    I am in trouble
    Yes?

     
    Or Ilya's teammates add "Jane" to the Boston WAG group chat in the height of their "no, we aren't falling in love, whatever do you mean" era (2014-2016-ish?).

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    29 Jun 2026

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    “You have some time off now, right?" Shane asks. "Before you start filming that superhero movie?”

    “Yes!” Rose sits up from where she’d been slouching on the sofa, letting the comic book fall to the ground. “Do you not have plans for the summer? We should meet up!”

    Shane clears his throat. “I do have plans.” He says slowly. “But I was hoping you could join me?”

    “That sounds fantastic, babe.” Rose responds easily. She had hoped to see Shane this summer, but he had very unsubtly hinted that he’d be spending the offseason with Mystery Partner so she hadn’t pushed. This is a very pleasant surprise. “What are the plans?”

    “I’m getting married?” Shane says it like it’s a question, even though it very much should not be.

    Rose’s jaw drops. “Come again.”

    “I’m getting married.” At least he sounds sure of himself this time. “Next Wednesday. And I want you to be there. If you can.”

    “Wow” is all Rose can think of to say.

     

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    The Best Women's perspectives on the wedding of the century

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    28 Jun 2026

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    “They need to return to a conference based system,” Svetlana said, slamming her hand against the table. “It was fucking fine the way it was, why are we handing out participation trophies to shitty divisions?”

    Ilya raised his eyebrows from where he hovered in the kitchen, cracking open another Red Bull.

    “This is fun,” he said, deadpanned. “You guys should start a podcast or something. I would not listen, you are both terribly boring.”

    * * *

    Or, after an injury on the ice forces Shane into an early retirement, he and Svetlana start a podcast.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    Shane is forced to retire. Svetlana quits her job. They decide to start a podcast.

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    28 Jun 2026

  14. Public Bookmark 98

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    “Whether or not Hermione Granger is single is irrelevant, Char. You’re not her type. You’ll only embarrass yourself, and I can’t stand to watch it.”

    Charlie frowned, gaze narrowing. “Please. I saw her give me the once over.”

    Bill huffed a dry laugh. “Yeah, she looked once and it was over.”

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    27 Jun 2026

  15. Public Bookmark 18

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    i was taken by the sound of a spirit in need.

    baby, we're a dying breed.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    “We do not say anything about the Hollander situation,” LeClaire tells them even though it sounds like he’s already resigned to what he knows is going to happen.

    After all, Roz gets extremely mad whenever it’s brought up. Not that Cliff can blame him, he’s pretty sure that Roz liked Hollander before this (wouldn’t chirp him half as much if he didn’t). Finding out that he’s such a bastard must sting.

    Not to mention that Roz does not mess around with people that disrespect girls. Or women. Or kids. Or dogs. Or the elderly (excluding Scott Hunter). Or really anyone, if it’s for petty stupid reasons.

    “Of course,” Cliff agrees for both of them since Roz is still too busy texting someone.

    It’s apparently not good enough for LeClaire because he asks, “Roz?”

    “Just one second,” he answers without raising his eyes from his phone or stopping his typing. “Need to get my Jane to agree with something. She’s very stubborn.”

     

    Or. My take on the 'their text leak and now everybody thinks that Shane is an abusive bastard' premise. Featuring Ilya giving a presser, Marly realizing in real time who 'Jane' is and the internet reacting to the craziness.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Theodore Nott disappeared during the Battle of Hogwarts. And in the more than ten years that followed, despite relentless inquiries and searching by those who had been closest to him, no trace of him was discovered.

    Eventually, Theo was no longer considered missing. He was considered dead.

    Which was curious, because as Hermione peered into the eyes of the man playing the piano at a packed Muggle bar on the outskirts of Galway, Ireland, it was Theo Nott who was looking back at her.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    MAYBE IM CRAZY.

    I mean lets be honest I definitely am. But I think I may have cracked the code on something absolutely INSANE.

    Does anyone else remember that instagram account that used to post all those aesthetic mlm pictures of a random couple? @forposterity105? I was looking back through their feed because there was a photo I wanted to add to a Pinterest board (don't ask) and I realized that there was some stuff that looked a little bit familiar. It took me a while to work it out, but I think there's a chance that J and L might be Hollanov.

    And if that's true, that means this whole thing goes back A LOT further than 2017. Like I can do a deep dive if anyone is actually interested, but I lowkey feel like I may have busted this case WIDE OPEN.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    A series of Ilya and Shane struggling to get people to take their relationship reveals very seriously at all.

    The fics in this series are set in the same universe, so these are the SAME Shane and Ilya. Although they can be read in any order, Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️ takes place roughly 5 years before Pour Decisions.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov, captain of the Boston Raiders, has a boyfriend. A definitely real, suspiciously (and boringly) handsome, conveniently offline, consistently unable to meet up in real life boyfriend.

    Who lives in Canada.

    Unfortunately for him, absolutely no one believes him.

    The more serious Ilya gets about his Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️, the more concerned his teammates become that someone either needs to call MTV and get him on the next episode of Catfish or that he's slowly losing his mind.

    Shane Hollander is, fortunately, very real, very sarcastic, and increasingly delighted that an entire NHL locker room seems to think that he's a government psyop to distract Ilya from his game.

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    25 Jun 2026

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