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Nico and the Cocoa Puffs (plus Will) by ofstitches
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Sun and The Star - Rick Riordan & Mark Oshiro
14 Mar 2026
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Suddenly becoming a teen parent of a bunch of baby demons is harder than it might seem.
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“The house is… sad,” the client responds.
“Again, we can’t help with selling the house. Maybe try some decorations. That’ll brighten the old place up,” Charles suggests.
“No, you misunderstand. The house doesn’t look sad. The house is sad. It is depressed.”
“How do you figure?” Edwin says, sitting up in his chair now that the client has said something potentially interesting.or
A new case brings up old feelings, and maybe something more.
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The Case of the Mysterious Bookshop Owner by ofstitches
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV), Good Omens (TV)
22 May 2024
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"I meant that I am dead,” Edwin says bluntly, “You are aware of that, aren’t you?”
“Of course, my boy. I am not daft.”
“No, I did not think you were,” Edwin lies. The man is either being purposefully obtuse or he really is just incredibly daft, “I just-I-are you?”
“Am I..?”
“Dead?”
“Well I should think not,” Mr. Fell says then refuses to elaborate.
“So you are not a ghost?”
“What kind of ghost do you mean?”
“...Any kind?”
“Oh, then no.”
Edwin furrows his brow, “Why did you ask what kind then?”
“Curiosity.”
Edwin takes a deep breath that he does not need.Or
Edwin meets a bookshop owner
Series
- Part 2 of The Case of A. Z. Fell & Co.
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Two Gay, Bitchy, Englishmen by ofstitches
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
04 May 2024
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“We’re only here because watching Edwin and Mr. Fell have a go is a right laugh.”
“Well, I am so glad you find it amusing, Charles,” Edwin rolls his eyes, graciously ignoring the giddy look Charles directs toward Crystal, “Mr. Fell is a difficult man and not to be underestimated. Though, Charles is correct. You would do well not to interfere,”
“Why? Is this guy dangerous or something?”
“No, Mr. Fell isn’t dangerous,” Charles says confidently then pauses, “Well, not dangerous to us,” Another pause, “Well, not dangerous to us unless Edwin has done something to tick off Mr. Fell again.”
“Not recently,” Edwin replies, then thinks about the five year ban he was subjected to simply for creasing a page, “Though he does tend to hold a grudge,”Or
Edwin visits an old acquaintance for help on a case. It does not go well.
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- Part 1 of The Case of A. Z. Fell & Co.
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“April and I were just discussing the value of deception as a weapon in a ninja’s arsenal,” Splinter explained.
Mikey gasped, “Are you going to give her cuteness lessons, too, Sensei? That would be so rad. She’d be so good at it.”
“Cuteness lessons?” April said, a little offended. She didn’t need those, she was already damn adorable.
“Deception lessons, perhaps.” Splinter corrected delicately.
“Same thing, really,” Mikey said flippantlyor
Ninja are masters of espionage, manipulation, and getting your brother to do your chores for you. Mikey shows April a master at work.
Recent series
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The Case of A. Z. Fell & Co. by ofstitches
Fandom Dead Boy Detectives (TV), Good Omens (TV)
22 May 2024
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Conversations overheard through the batkid com lines: by orphan_account
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
20 Sep 2025
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File name: Oracle_system_recording:_BATCOMMUNICATIONS_06/22/24_22:32PM
Playing audio...
Jason's laughter has turned into breathless, silent cries. Damian barrels on, seemingly unbothered by his state.
"-And during all this I'm trying to subtly switch back to using people's actual names; except it fucking backfired because people just assumed I was calling Richard 'Richard' because we had that special parental mentor bond, and Tim had pissed off to- whatever he was doing in the desert for six months- getting a hysterectomy or whatever the fuck happened-"
"Hysterectomy-" Jason repeats, shrill. "He lost a spleen, Dames."
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05 Jul 2026
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The world domination of a baby, or Damian Wayne’s early retirement plans come to fruition by sanmaci
Fandoms: DCU (Comics)
24 Apr 2026
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Damian Wayne wakes in his two-year-old body. He takes this by all the grace expected and decides that this time around, he deserves to be spoiled.
Setting off to Gotham, shenanigans ensue and Damian finds himself adopted by the Drakes.
Tim is thriving, Bruce is visibly aging, and Janet is way too amused for anyone’s good.Bookmarked by ofstitches
29 Jun 2026
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Apparently, Mr. Oz decided psychologically torturing a 15 year-old for six months was no longer "cool." And now Tim's paying the price for that, because instead of killing him like any good, self-respecting villain would, he's dropped him back on Earth with an apology and a snack.
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It's been six months for Tim. It's been 10 years for Tim's family.
I'm sure it will all be fine.
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- 56,671
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- 15/?
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27 Jun 2026
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Damian Wayne gets kidnapped, and the kidnappers demand $30 million from Bruce Wayne.
Damian immediately rejects the valuation—if Tim Drake is $30 million, then he is at least $50 million.
The kidnappers quickly realize they didn’t kidnap a victim… they kidnapped someone offended by low market pricing.
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- Part 5 of The Batfamily Chronicles
Bookmarked by ofstitches
16 Jun 2026
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Gotham Half-Blood by ADHD_Author
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Young Justice (Comics)
07 Jul 2026
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My very self-indulgent demigod Tim Drake series. Gotham is cursed and monster infested, the Bats can't see through the Mist, and Kronos is steadily gaining power. Buckle up as I put Tim through the blender.
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11 Jun 2026