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    DADDYLONGDICK81
    ➥okay i'll come but
    ➥i wont be alone
    ➥i will come with someone

    He managed to find himself a decent shirt, even if it was a bit wrinkled, and put it on. He fixed his hair while gathering Raisa's things into their bag. The bag that had multiple Hello Kitty stickers all over it.

    HOCKEYBOY24
    ➥What?
    ➥I thought I was very clear when I said I'm not interested in threesomes or anything like that. I'm looking for something serious.

    DADDYLONGDICK81
    ➥no no it is ABSOLUTELY nothing like that i swear
    ➥i will explain when we get there
    ➥please just give me a chance
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    or: a broke, single girl-dad ilya rozanov goes on a grindr date with one rich shane hollander.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    The Swiss National League doesn’t care about the legendary Hollander-Rozanov rivalry. When the MLH can’t negotiate with the Hockey Players’ Union in time to prevent a hockey lockout at the start of the 2015 season, the Zürich Lions jump at the chance to sign both Shane and Ilya to short-term contracts. For four months in Switzerland, they share a team, a line, a house, and a bed. 

    Then the lockout ends in January, and it’s time to go back. Back to different countries, cities, lives. Beds.

    Reentry is harder than expected.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    “Where are you going?”

    “To the arena, Hollander. We are playing a game in three hours.”

    “That’s tomorrow, Rozanov,” Hollander says, smirking like Ilya might be fucking with him and he wants to make sure he’s in on the joke. He looks behind and around him. “Um, can I come inside?”

    “Hollander, we have game today. You were here yesterday.”

    Hollander is striding toward his kitchen, looking over his shoulder at Ilya like he’s getting tired of the joke. “Very funny. I was in Montreal yesterday, Rozanov.”

    “Hollander.” Ilya goes to stand in front of him. Hollander’s eyes flicker up and down his body the way that Ilya usually craves, but is rather unwelcome right now. “Today is Thursday. Game is today. Yesterday, you came to my house. We ate tuna melts, watched Buffalo game. Then, you left.”

    “Rozanov, it’s Wednesday morning. And I’ve never been to your house before.”

    “Hollander…”

    “Look at your phone if you don’t believe me.”

    Ilya snorts like a bull and pulls his phone out of his pocket, swipes down on the screen to look at the date.

    Wednesday, November 9th.


    Or: Ilya Rozanov in Groundhog Day!

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    03 Jul 2026

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    “Why are you so sure he’ll reject you? He was already fucking in love with you, Roz, literally all of us knew it, it was clear just from how he looked at his fucking phone—”

    “That was— That was a fucking miracle, Pike. Miracles don’t happen twice.”

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    shane doesn't remember his relationship with ilya after the hit. ilya was going to break up with him anyway.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Rose just scoffs silently and shakes her head. “Forget it, Shane. That’s Ilya Rozanov.” At Shane’s raised eyebrows and another, slightly stronger, shove with his elbow, Rose begrudgingly elaborates. “He’s the captain of the hockey team, pretty well-known on campus. And the one thing everyone knows is that the moment you want him, you've already lost.”

    Shane frowns, leaning in a bit closer to his friend. “What does that even mean? Is he taken?” he questions, annoyed but still curious.

    “Nah, he’s a weirdo,” Rose giggles, stifling the sounds behind her hand when a shush sounds from behind them. “Rozanov loves the chase. He’s got a thing for people who don’t want him, but the moment they show interest back and let him hit he gets bored and moves on. I swear he has some issues he needs to go to therapy for, ‘cause that’s just not normal.”

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    Or; Shane wants Ilya Rozanov, so he devises a plan to get him. He takes it way too fucking far. Ilya takes it even further.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    “Mmm. You want it bad,” Ilya purrs, teeth grazing the column of his throat.

    “Yeah,” Shane whines, hating how petulant it sounds. A fresh flare of determination rises up in response. “Just give it to me. Ilya. I can—just go hard. Just make it fit.”

    Ilya laughs quietly, incredulously. It’s hot against Shane’s ear. “Make it fit."

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    Or: in the midst of a stressful season, Shane's a little... out of practice. He's not gonna let that stop him getting what he wants.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Shane: did you send my mom an SOS?

    Ilya: a what? what is SOS?

    Shane: like a distress signal

    Ilya: da. yes. told her there is big distress. my husband needs to get fucked by end of week or his dick will explode. would leave our kids with one less father

    Or,

    Shane and Ilya have been cockblocked by their kids for nearly 2 weeks. When they finally get a night to themselves, the tension snaps before they even make it to their dinner reservation.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov was fucking gorgeous. 

    It killed Shane a little to admit it, even to himself. He’d spent the last year since the Russian had been scooped up by McGill trying desperately to ignore that single fact: that his son’s new captain, his best friend, his idol, was the most beautiful person Shane had ever laid eyes on.

    He was also nineteen.  

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Shane lifts one eyelid again to look at Rozanov. His eyes are red-rimmed. Like he’s been crying. “Why…why aren’t you in Boston?”

    Rozanov’s brow furrows. “Why would I be in Boston?”

    “You, you’re captain. Raiders. Boston.”

    The room is silent except for the beeping of monitors.

    In 2023, Shane takes a bad hit on the ice. When he wakes up, the last thing he remembers is a tuna melt.

    There’s a lot to get used to.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Haley
    Hi Shane! Just messaging about our heater again. Do you think we could get it fixed today?
    Shane
    So sorry for the late reply, Haley! I’m at the Olympics and my time zones are all messed up. Messaged my HVAC guy and he’ll be there in the morning.

    Haley
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    Wtf?
    Katie
    Is this guy fr???

    Or: the trials and tribulations of renting from Shane Hollander.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    There were no survivors from the Ottawa Centaurs’ plane crash.

    Ilya Rozanov should have been on that flight.

    Except, according to the rest of the world, Ilya Rozanov never existed.

    But Shane knows that isn’t true. He knows Ilya was real, and he’s spent the last decade denying himself the ability to love him.

    And no amount of psychiatric intervention is going to dismantle that conviction.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Shane needs settling and wolf Ilya knows just the thing - his cock.

     

    an excerpt from the life of Shane and his feral wolf boyfriend at the cottage

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    23 Jun 2026

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    alternate universe where it’s ‘i’m coming to the cottage’ but make it feral werewolf shifter Ilya trying to court an oblivious Shane.

    or

    Shane trying to enjoy a relaxing time at the cottage only to discover a hot naked man in his living room, instead of the wolf he had previously put there.

     

    now translated in russian here!

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Ilya posts a casual video of himself covered in a necklace of hickeys given to him by his beautiful, freaky boyfriend. In an unfortunate turn of events, girls all over the world join forces to share the details and video evidence of their own sexual exploits with Russia’s pass-around party boy. Shane is not at all consumed by jealousy and absolutely does not fall into a spiral of competitive obsession over these events.

    Or, 5 times Shane tries to be as good as every girl that Ilya’s ever been with, + 1 time Ilya shows him that he has always been better.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    “Can’t…” Shane breathes out, the overwhelming scent of Ilya taking away all of his dignity. “Can’t focus,” he admits quietly.

    “Tell me one word,” Ilya instructs, soothing Shane by brushing his knuckles against his cheek.

    Shane melts into the gentle touch. “Breed…”

    “What?” Ilya leans down to him, even though Shane is sure he heard him.

    “Breed my pussy,” he whispers more firmly.

    When Shane Hollander notices his husband’s body growing into its natural size, all he can think about is being bred.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    After Shane films an obscenely slutty advertisement for a sports drink company, the whole goddamn world decides he’s their new favorite sex symbol. Ilya reacts perfectly normally to this latest development.

    Or, 5 times Ilya is consumed with jealousy over his own fucking boyfriend + 1 time Shane shows him who he really belongs to.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander is a straight man. So what if he can't get hard every time he tries to have sex with a woman? So what if he drinks himself silly just so he has an excuse to sneak into his captains bedroom?

    He was straight.

    Right?

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    Shane Hollander is convinced he's straight, Ilya Rozanov convinces him otherwise.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    Ilya had seen his roommate have sex twice, which was definitely two more times than he bargained for.

    Or Shane asks Ilya for sex tips.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    “I’ve never spent my rut with anyone else, either.”

    Shane gasped, looking at him with mixture of shock and awe. There was a glistening light covering those captivating brown eyes, as if he couldn’t believe what he was hearing.

    “Ilya, what—”

     

    a cottage, new beginnings, and (soul)mates

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    17 Jun 2026

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    In 2008, Shane Hollander lost to Ilya Rozanov. Fresh-faced, hungry. Like he’d been living off victory points that were scraps compared to the real thing, compared to beating Rozanov, the first man in the world to make him feel second-best. Back then, he’d thought that was the only thing he felt, too. That the electric pulse jostling between them in the gym some time later was a trick of the mind. It was like seeing sky above for the first time. See you at the draft. Life in that paper body.

    or: Ilya comes back. This is the crux of it.

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    17 Jun 2026

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