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Serial Peripheral Interface by pervysage (toadsage)
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond - Ian Fleming
28 Jun 2026
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Something that always seemed to surprise people about Q was that he was an inveterate voyeur. Q had never quite understood the surprise. After all, anyone who could reasonably claim to know him, either knew that he worked in intelligence, or knew him to be a hacker and information broker—two occupations which surely were self-evidently masturbation fuel for any serious voyeur.
Q's life is finally where he wants it to be. His work is fine, his cats are fine, he's rekindling his relationship with his whackjob ex and having some really fine cybersex. Bond, as he is wont to do, has decided that now was the perfect time to confess his feelings. Q would be lying to himself if he said he'd never held a small flame for the man, and it's all very well and good, but the timing is extremely convenient. It would be easier for the both of them were it not.
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James v United Kingdom [1986] is an English land law case, concerning tenants' (lessees') statutory right to enfranchise a home from their freeholder (ultimate landlord) and whether specifically that right, leasehold enfranchisement, infringes the freeholder's human rights in property without being in a valid public interest.
45. ...a taking of property effected in pursuance of legitimate social, economic or other policies may be in the public interest, even if the community at large has no direct use or enjoyment of the property taken. [...]
aka novel!bond's sub awakening
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Sasuke's recovery has been going pretty well, all things considered. He's sober for the first time in a decade, and it only cost him an arm! To avoid his best friend and NA sponsor from conspiring to stage another intervention, this time for being a workaholic, Sasuke gets a domme, Karin, to help him get his life back in order and work through his feelings about his new, armless body. It's not even a sex thing, because he's gay. It's just an intimacy thing, or something along those lines.
It's going swimmingly, up until Karin quits being a domme and then gets hired as his PA. They are being extremely platonic and cool about it, and Sasuke is not having a sexuality crisis or pining over her, because he's busy pining over Juugo, the leather hunk from his NA group, and Suigetsu, Karin's boyfriend, who seems to be unemployed and live in Sasuke's office.
What's a guy to do?
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Wifed Up by pervysage (toadsage) for angstybun
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Sep 2023
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Shang Qinghua is caught in a wife plot. Well, Shen Qingqiu is caught in a wife plot, and Shang Qinghua, Mobei-jun, and Luo Binghe are the unintended voyeurs.
The problem with Shen Qingqiu's wife plot is that Shang Qinghua is starring in Shen Qingqiu's hidden fantasies, and Shen Qingqiu has no idea.
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Matryoshka, or: a Foundherentist Response to the Existence of Miku Hatsune by pervysage (toadsage) for asthewavesdo
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 May 2023
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sh3N-009 had recently come to the only possible conclusion he could: Luo Binghe was going to kill him.
He had come to this conclusion on his third night of being online and sentient, staring back at the thirty-two Miku Hatsune scale figures decorating his room, each in a collector’s edition plastic box. Their brightly coloured bug eyes looked at him, somehow accusing him of being an imposter without moving their improbably posed vinyl bodies. He knew how much each Miku figurine cost: Luo Binghe had kept records of all his purchases, and he’d paid a buyer an obscene sum of money to track down every figure Luo Binghe remembered Shen Yuan owning in life.
Which was sh3N-009’s ultimate problem: Luo Binghe had spent an obscene amount of time, money, and effort recreating Shen Yuan, but sh3N-009 is not Shen Yuan.
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you should bow your head in shame by kobrakush (toadsage)
Fandom Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys (Album), Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album), The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys (Comic)
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Arthur has been king of Camelot for months now, ever since Morgana tried to kill him and succeeded in killing his father. He has been a warrior and a ruler all his life, but nothing has prepared him for the arrival of the druid sorcerer Emrys, sweeping into the halls of Camelot to pledge his allegiance.
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08 Jul 2026
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After a toxic relationship, Arthur is afraid of getting hurt again, but then he meets Gwen, a scriptwriter he collaborates with in one of his film classes. To win her heart, he plans to cook her the best vegan food she has ever had. The idea would be brilliant, but Arthur is neither vegan, nor can he cook. In a desperate move, he enlists the help of Merlin, the obnoxious barista who works at his favourite coffee shop by day, and is a vegan food vlogger by night.
With his past as a young offender, and a history of addiction, Merlin can’t find a job as a chef, and his dream of opening his own restaurant someday seems unreachable. He pours all his passion into his food videos, but while his recipes and personality have what it takes, his video making skills are subpar at best.
Arthur and Merlin put their animosity aside and strike a deal: Merlin will cook for Gwen, and Arthur will claim he made the food, while in exchange, Arthur will help Merlin make better food videos.
It seems the perfect way to meet everyone's needs …
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04 Jul 2026
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Merlin's job as PR junior on the royal account isn't as glamorous as people believe: Most nights, he's saving Arthur, Duke of York and black sheep of the family, from possibly committing monarchy-shattering shenanigans. When tragedy hits and Arthur is now second in line to the throne, the public doesn't react too favourably to the new Prince of Wales.
A solution has to be found and Merlin's contribution is key to the problem: Roped into posing as Arthur's fake boyfriend, he's supposed to make Arthur's popularity levels rise with his steadfast and relatable presence and elevate him from scandalous rake to romantic figure...
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04 Jul 2026
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Modern AU. When Merlin Emrys gets a summer job at Buckingham Palace, he doesn't expect to even meet King Arthur, let alone become involved in protecting him from a plot to overthrow the monarchy.
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30 Jun 2026
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Merlin is definitely supposed to work for Arthur, but spends most of his time mocking Arthur's dress sense, berating him via IM with Morgana, sending Gwen capslock-filled emails about him and, most of all, trying not to fall in love with the shiny-shoed ponce. Arthur, meanwhile, is definitely supposed to be taking over his father's company some day, but instead spends most of his time scowling at Merlin, making lists about him, trying to find excuses to fire him and, most of all, trying to pretend he is totally not head-over-heels for the jumped up little upstart. Someone's got to make some difficult choices eventually, and this can only lead to one thing: angst. Or hilarity. Or, embarrassingly enough, self-discovery.
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29 Jun 2026