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Crookshanks' Guide for Unwilling Babysitters by KaylaDaKilla
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jun 2026
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Crookshanks had always known two things with absolute certainty.
First: he was a magnificent creature.
Second: Hermione belonged to him.
Not in a sinister way. In the proper way. The way cats belonged to people and people belonged to cats. She fed him expensive salmon pâté, brushed his glorious ginger fur, kissed the top of his head, and called him “my sweet boy.” Clearly, she understood the arrangement.
Which was why Crookshanks took immediate offense to the existence of Draco Malfoy.
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What Goes Around, Comes Around by As_High_As_Honour
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
22 Aug 2023
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“For the fourth time, nephew, I am not going to allow you into my brother’s room while he is in heat, so please kindly fuck off.”
Jacaerys glowers at him, the scent of angry alpha thick in the air, but Aemond merely stares back at him, unimpressed and unamused.
(Or, three times Aemond cockblocked his siblings during their heats and one time he was cockblocked by one of his siblings during his heat).
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Petey and Wade secret dating service (as in they are secretly dating, and that serves to protect the world, in the loosest definition possible) by isaDanCurtisproduction
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
01 Aug 2015
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Ok, so maybe Peter took the job (internship, whatever) to be around Wade, and yeah, maybe that wasn't exactly professional of him, but sue him, he wants to spend more time with his boyfriend!
Ok, no, don't sue him, Peter is poor.
But now he has a job, so maybe he won't be poor for much longer.
Of course, that all depends on whether or not his new boss likes him, and whether Peter is able to keep said boss from discovering that Peter is everyone's favorite neighborhood Spiderman.
And when that Boss is Tony Stark... Well, Peter's confidence has hit an all-time low.
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After overhearing a fascinating story about an obscure temple tucked into some corner of Liyue Harbor, Childe had only meant to have a little fun at Zhongli's expense; he'd earned at least that much after the Osial Incident. Unfortunately for Childe, his track record at outmaneuvering Zhongli isn't exactly stellar.
There's a not-quite hysterical cadence to Childe's quiet words as he leans in closer, sweeping a hand wide to encompass shelves heavy with hundreds upon hundreds of icons and figurines depicting Rex Lapis in various forms both draconic and human, lovingly crafted and singularly, proudly well-endowed. "This is your dick temple," he whispers, for emphasis. "Just — here, in the middle of Liyue Harbor?"
"Worship comes in many forms, as a servant of the Cryo Archon is surely well aware," Zhongli says serenely, eyes narrowing in suspicion when Childe makes a small strangled sound to avoid pointing out the unfortunate innuendo. "What god would turn away a sincere offering?"
"The Tsaritsa doesn't have a dick temple," Childe mutters.
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- Part 1 of dick temple
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Reksb one-shots that will heal your soul by 4emity
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Unstable Universe (Web Series), Naked and Afraid SMP | No Armor Hardcore SMP
02 Jul 2026
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There’s not enough of them for me, I need more-
YES! MinutePeirce and pangichu r cannon
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Deep Blue! oh no - One Piece Yandere Various / Isekai OC by taylorbean
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
17 Mar 2026
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Anne Hunter a 29 year old autistic woman dies via sliding off a bridge and into the frigid depths of a river. When she awakens she finds herself laying on a warm beach with coconut trees above her.
She's rightfully confused and begins to theorize what's happened, being a nerd and anime connoisseur she thinks of Isekai scenarios.. Saying the word 'system' accidentally she enacts the device crafted by a feline God, giving her the ability to choose three unique powers to protect her in the world of One Piece.. that she knows JACK SHIT about other than the first season of the Netflix show and fanfiction.
How will Anne survive? Will she fuck all the dilfs on her quest for world domination? Will she realize everyone is psycho? Find out by reading!
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- Part 21 of Feline Afterlife
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Written in the Stars by NerdyMixedPan
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
03 May 2026
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Rocky was frantically rambling. Grace tried to translate the chirps and trills. One sound then cut through his confusion.
Human.
Rocky had said Human.Or: Simon gets found, in more ways than one.
Chapter 1: Getting together
Chapter 2: FILTHSeries
- Part 1 of Love Among The Stars
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An Unending Fantasy by Chocdraws
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
23 Jul 2025
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In which, Kim Dokja found that a certain outer god (not Secretive Plotter (yet), unfortunately) wants to fuck him. And he couldn't resist or escape, because he was powerless, and the Fourth Wall was gone.
TW: rape elements, slight mindbreak, body modifications, a lot of tentacles, overstimulation. Again, PLEASE READ THE TAGS!!!!!
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What did you think when you made me this way? by electropopp
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
29 Sep 2023
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When Andrew blurted out the life-changing "that doesn't mean I wouldn't blow you", Neil started to think that he liked Andrew back. Then came the sex and Neil was totally and completely in favour of it.
A year after they defeated the Ravens and their lives became somewhat more normal, Neil knows he's attracted to Andrew. It's obvious by now. But when he starts finding him attractive in non-sexual situations, Neil starts to get bothered. He can't stop thinking about Andrew, and Andrew? The fucker doesn't. Stop. Teasing.
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"If you need a cat, and you deserve a cat, the universe will make sure that a cat finds you. That's the Cat Distribution System at work," the woman explains.
"But I don't need a cat," Shane says, baffled.
"Are you sure?" the bearded guy says, looking down at the box, where Shane is still stroking the kitten's head.
"Yes?" Shane says, frowning as the kitten rubs its small, bewhiskered cheek against his finger.
Shane finds a stray kitten; Ilya not so slowly loses his mind.
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Draco Malfoy had survived ten years of working with Hermione Granger without once confessing his attraction, his inexperience, or his increasingly alarming thoughts about her snog-able mouth.
All it took to ruin that streak was one drunken night and a single, ill-advised offer.
Now, there’s a seven-day sex agenda, a baffling number of lessons for his deflowering, and the discovery that Hermione Granger—queen of the swots, trusted colleague, long-time friend, and carefully catalogued as strictly platonic—is a variable no amount of planning can account for.
Love, it turns out, does not follow methodology.
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- Part 3 of The Agenda Series
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stories where i try to make other people laugh with my slightly wacky sense of humor
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Blaise Zabini and the Blessing of the Grey Joggers by melanie_bxx
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Jul 2025
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Here’s the thing: Ron Weasley is very much into Blaise Zabini, and that’s okay! He’s fine with it. He is managing his feelings extremely well. He’s even getting better at controlling himself now.
But when said Slytherin decides to waltz into Ron’s life again wearing just a pair of grey joggers, Ron realises, as it turns out, he’s not managing things so well anymore.
Those damn joggers are not a blessing. They’re a curse!-
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Genuinely the best blairon fic I have ever read in my entire life
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sugar's pullin' up his shirt (the devil was an angel first) by canoneer_zakura (Lady_ofthelake)
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
17 Jun 2026
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“Cas’s fine,” Dean says shortly, and sue him if he’s a little irritated, alright? God forbid a guy try to spend some quality time with his boyfriend. (The shiver that runs through him at the title is equal parts excitement and terror. He’s working on it.)
Sam hangs up before he can say anything else and Dean tosses his phone over somewhere in the front seat to grin wickedly down at his angel.
“Where were we?”
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Unstoppable Draco, Immovable Crookshanks by midnightbrushes, offthemap
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Jun 2026
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Crookshanks is a loyal cat. Smart, strong, and devoted. And he has vowed to protect Hermione at all costs, so long as they both shall live.
As for this blond, pointy assailant invading his home? Placing his filthy paws upon his good lady? Well.
Crookshanks isn’t afraid to get his claws dirty.
Or: Crookshanks is The Dark Knight, the Godfather, and the dude from You all at once and Draco is not helping in the slightest.
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Dragon? More Like Puppy Dog by InsertNameHerePlz
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
17 Sep 2023
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Yingxing is the Azure Dragon's favourite human.
"Oi," Yingxing said with no malice whatsoever, hands on his hips as he stared at the azure dragon, who looked like a cat that just got caught with their paw in the fish tank. "What do you think you're doing?"
Dan Feng's dragon familiar didn't answer, which was expected. It just gave a low purring noise, once again trying to get into the forge, but it's body was far too large. Yingxing sighed, shaking his head. The azure dragon, which was both feared and respected, on and off the battlefield, was just a giant kitty cat that loved it when Yingxing gave it scritches underneath its chin. It loved them so much, in fact, it would leave Dan Feng's side and seek out Yingxing just so it could roll onto its back and show him its belly.
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Over Yingxing's shoulder, a pair of teal eyes were staring at Dan Feng. Dan Feng's eyes widened with horror.
"Ah!" Dan Feng screamed with shock.
Yingxing, realizing it wasn't a scream of pleasure, hastily pulled away, worried he had hurt the other. Realizing that Dan Feng didn't look in pain, and that he was looking at something over his shoulder. Confused, Yingxing also looked behind himself.
"Huh?"
"I did not summon you!" Dan Feng cried at the azure dragon, which looked far too big in their bedroom. "Why are you here?! Go away, shoo!"
The azure dragon only whined in response. Dan Feng kicked out at it, pulling Yingxing on top of him to cover himself up, but not doing anything to cover Yingxing up. Yingxing didn't understand why Dan Feng was so shy right now, it was only a dragon. It was always naked itself, to say the least.
"Why does this feel like a child who just walked in on their parents having sex?" Yingxing muttered to himself. And to the azure dragon, he said, "Azzy, mummy and daddy are busy right now."
Dan Feng gaped at Yingxing, perplexed. The azure dragon tilted its head to the side, not understanding what was going on.
After that, Yingxing and the azure dragon were locked out of the mansion, a storm cloud hanging over the building.
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Azure dragon starring as the infamous giant dog lizard
the dog lizard has favorites and it shows
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Minho and Jisung are strangers who get stuck in an elevator overnight and to make time pass they play Truth or Dare.
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rev it 'til the engine purrs by zeccora for shpelkie
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
02 Jun 2026
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Enjin’s room has always been in a good spot. But the location of it works for about everything except sex.
(Gris and Enjin’s sex is rough, intimate, and delicious. The only problem: they keep getting cockblocked by Enjin’s kids.)
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- Part 2 of gems within the trashbin
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Welcome to Merlin Kinktober, 2025! All fics are written and will be posted each day until the 31st. Fics average at 1.8k words, the total length is currently 57k, barring edits and additional content additions.
The vast majority of these will be bottom!Merlin/top!Arthur with the occasional switch-up. The knights are mixed in as well with a smattering of Generic Villainᵗᵐ and the tiniest splash of Guinivere.
These fics range from soft and fluffy to straight up rape. Many are on the line of dubcon, but only the unquestionably rape ones are going to be called out as explicit warnings in the description and prompt list. All fics should be appropriately tagged, but proceed with caution. If you see a tag I missed please let me know.
Feel free to request additional prompts or story continuations, though I promise nothing.
Enjoy!
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