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The Jason Project by loosingletters
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Hood: Lost Days
21 Jul 2019
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Jason had just wanted to see his autopsy report, he had only wanted to know what information Bruce had about his death. And when Bruce hadn't given it to him, he had stolen it. He hadn’t meant to stumble upon the bucket list of a dead child and the footage of a grieving father crossing one item after another off the list.
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07 Jul 2026
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“You're American?” The young man turns to him. Despite the faint ringing in his ears, Bruce hears the man's tone of slight displeasure, and suspicion, at the fact.
Wiping his cheek with the back of his hand and grimacing at the sting and blood that comes away, Bruce sighs, “And you're English. What an awful pair we make.”
It was the right amount of wit and humorous self deprecation, since the stranger grins in response, “Pleasure to meet you. I wish it was under better circumstances.”
Military, Bruce assumes, shaking the hand firmly, “Thomas Malone.” he introduces himself with a polite nod.
“Alfred Pennyworth,” the young man replies, eyes narrowing when Bruce startles and squeezes his hand a little too tight. Holy shit.
(Bruce gets sent fifty years into the past and meets a familiar stranger.)
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07 Jul 2026
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No Speak, Only Batman by hitthedeck
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
08 Jun 2022
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Batman doesn't use words, those prehistoric, plebian things. Instead, he stares deeply into your eyes, waits for you to absorb his meaning, and leaves. Either that or he fights it out like a normal person.
Or, in which Batman's unique communication style is spectacularly unhelpful.
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- Part 5 of Waynes? More like Wayne-kers
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07 Jul 2026
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Chivalry is Dead and so is Jason Todd by hitthedeck
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
16 May 2021
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"Jason," Clark said sternly. "You can't steal people's food and call it an offering to the dead because you aren't dead."
"Fuck you, I'm a poltergeist."
Or, in which a very much alive Jason takes it upon himself to haunt the League.
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- Part 3 of Waynes? More like Wayne-kers
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07 Jul 2026
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The Waynes, Damsels in Distress by hitthedeck
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
05 Dec 2020
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Roses are red, violets are blue, Bruce Wayne and his kids get kidnapped every other week. Some things are just universal, undeniable facts of life.
Or, in which Bruce Wayne is still Batman and his kids are still Robins, but they keep letting themselves get kidnapped because they think it's funny.
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- Part 1 of Waynes? More like Wayne-kers
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07 Jul 2026