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Claiming Shenanigans by Vesperwave
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
28 Jan 2026
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“I didn’t want—” Percy gestured helplessly at the sea of packing peanuts now drifting across camp like weird snow. “—this.”
At the end of the Second Titan War, the gods promised to claim their children by age thirteen. They never specified how.
Some gods decide to have fun with it. Chaos ensues.
Told from the POV of a new camper watching it all unfold.
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07 Jul 2026
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The Jason Project by loosingletters
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Hood: Lost Days
21 Jul 2019
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Jason had just wanted to see his autopsy report, he had only wanted to know what information Bruce had about his death. And when Bruce hadn't given it to him, he had stolen it. He hadn’t meant to stumble upon the bucket list of a dead child and the footage of a grieving father crossing one item after another off the list.
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07 Jul 2026
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“You're American?” The young man turns to him. Despite the faint ringing in his ears, Bruce hears the man's tone of slight displeasure, and suspicion, at the fact.
Wiping his cheek with the back of his hand and grimacing at the sting and blood that comes away, Bruce sighs, “And you're English. What an awful pair we make.”
It was the right amount of wit and humorous self deprecation, since the stranger grins in response, “Pleasure to meet you. I wish it was under better circumstances.”
Military, Bruce assumes, shaking the hand firmly, “Thomas Malone.” he introduces himself with a polite nod.
“Alfred Pennyworth,” the young man replies, eyes narrowing when Bruce startles and squeezes his hand a little too tight. Holy shit.
(Bruce gets sent fifty years into the past and meets a familiar stranger.)
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07 Jul 2026
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No Speak, Only Batman by hitthedeck
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
08 Jun 2022
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Batman doesn't use words, those prehistoric, plebian things. Instead, he stares deeply into your eyes, waits for you to absorb his meaning, and leaves. Either that or he fights it out like a normal person.
Or, in which Batman's unique communication style is spectacularly unhelpful.
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- Part 5 of Waynes? More like Wayne-kers
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07 Jul 2026
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Chivalry is Dead and so is Jason Todd by hitthedeck
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
16 May 2021
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"Jason," Clark said sternly. "You can't steal people's food and call it an offering to the dead because you aren't dead."
"Fuck you, I'm a poltergeist."
Or, in which a very much alive Jason takes it upon himself to haunt the League.
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- Part 3 of Waynes? More like Wayne-kers
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07 Jul 2026
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The Waynes, Damsels in Distress by hitthedeck
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
05 Dec 2020
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Roses are red, violets are blue, Bruce Wayne and his kids get kidnapped every other week. Some things are just universal, undeniable facts of life.
Or, in which Bruce Wayne is still Batman and his kids are still Robins, but they keep letting themselves get kidnapped because they think it's funny.
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- Part 1 of Waynes? More like Wayne-kers
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07 Jul 2026
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Special Agent Artemis West by MCUsic_to_my_ears
Fandom Criminal Minds (US TV), Young Justice (Cartoon)
21 Feb 2026
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Artemis Crock joins the BAU. Can she keep her vigilante upbringing secret from her preceptive teammates?
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06 Jul 2026
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generations by MCUsic_to_my_ears
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV), Batgirl (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
18 Feb 2026
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The BAU is called to Gotham to investigate a copycat of the Black Mask. The case takes many twists and turns as Gotham's vigilante protectors become involved.
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- Part 3 of Criminal Minds x DC Crossover Week 2026
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06 Jul 2026
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Being a vigilante is hungry work. At least the Robins think so.
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06 Jul 2026
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Wait... you're backup? by Ceciliedr
Fandoms: Young Justice (Cartoon), Batman - All Media Types
06 May 2021
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When her team is captured by Lex Luther, Traci can do little more than cross her fingers for a rescue. When someone does crash the party, it isn't anyone she knows. Traci sincerely hopes the guy in the red helmet is on their side.
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06 Jul 2026
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Jason gets caught by the JLA.
Of course, he needs someone to bail him out, and Batman is the supreme authority on the Watchtower and his dad so it makes perfect sense to call him. Unfortunately, Batman is still mad about those warehouses he blew up a few weeks ago, and karma is an asshole.
Justice League, meet Brucie Wayne.
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- Part 8 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
- Part 2 of Platinum Tier Fics (personal favourites)
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06 Jul 2026
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whole package, babe, i like the way you fit by a_alene for little_boats_on_a_lake
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022), DCU
01 Sep 2024
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“So hey,” Tomás says to Gordon, on another rainy Gotham night. “When did the Bat get a kid?”
He hooks a thumb over his shoulder to the walking traffic light standing next to Gotham’s personal incarnation of shadow. The traffic light in question is bouncing up and down on his heels, a stark contrast to Batman’s wall of darkness.
“I’ve gotta be honest,” Gordon says. “I have no fucking clue.”
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Officer Tomás Martinez is beset upon by precocious, acrobatic children. Featuring child endangerment, celebrity crushes, and candy.
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06 Jul 2026
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The TikTok account appeared on a rainy Thursday evening with a simple green icon and the bio “Keep up with the Bats”. It was one of hundreds of similar accounts, which usually did nothing more than show blurry pictures of vigilantes and tell dramatic stories in voice-over. There was nothing about it that stood out.
Except for one thing.
Oracle.
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The Batkids bully Batman into letting them have a TikTok account. It goes about as well as you'd expect.Series
- Part 2 of Bat Socials
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06 Jul 2026
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4 times jack drake had to co-parent with bruce wayne + 1 time he didn't by DairyFarmer
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Robin (Comics), DCU (Comics)
21 Dec 2025
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“He told me he was visiting friends! But apparently he left out the part about taking a spaceship to see them!”
Jack’s pacing was beginning to wear holes into the carpet.
“How did he even get his hands on a spaceship? His allowance is only ten dollars a week and he spends most of it on chips and candy!”
Suddenly, Wayne frowned slightly, the corners of his lips turning down as his brow furrowed.
“Tim said you stopped giving him an allowance because he was failing Calculus.”
Jack turned to him, bewildered.
“Tim’s failing Calculus?”
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In which Jack Drake does not die in a home invasion and is now, inexplicably, co-parenting his only child with another man. Something Jack would protest if he didn't desperately need him because raising his son was a two-person job.
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06 Jul 2026
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A Grandmother's Guide to Family Reunions by natcat5
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
21 May 2026
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06 Jul 2026
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A Gathering of Grandchildren by natcat5
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
20 Oct 2025
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If Martha Wayne is going to be transported to a parallel universe where she's dead, the least they can do is allow her to meet her grandchildren.
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- Part 13 of Dark Month 2025: Bat-tober
- Part 3 of Mirror Mirror
- Part 1 of A Grandmother's Guide to Family Reunions
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05 Jul 2026
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The Peculiarities of Cousin Tim by natcat5
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)
28 Oct 2025
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Janet's estranged relatives finally convince Tim to attend a family picnic.
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- Part 17 of Dark Month 2025: Bat-tober
- Part 4 of Masquerade
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05 Jul 2026
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#Ragnarok by natcat5
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
29 Apr 2026
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In order to save the world from an intergalactic threat, the Gotham Bats are forced to reveal their identities in the stupidest way possible.
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- Part 22 of Dark Month 2025: Bat-tober
- Part 5 of Masquerade
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05 Jul 2026
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the devil wears a suit and tie by WhatTheHeckIsGoingOn
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
08 May 2026
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“You’ve been giving me answers that any spokesperson could have formulated for you. Yet you subtly divert the conversation in a way that makes me think I’m not interviewing the Bruce Wayne the public gets." He thinks out loud. "You obtained a degree in law.” A good one at that, Clark suddenly remembered.
“I think it is best you left, Mr. Kent,” Wayne said formally, rising from his chair. He didn’t even wait for his butler to come rescue him with an excuse, which led Clark to believe he had hit a nerve.
“Why is a man like you leading a double life?”
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Was it truly a coincidence that Dick Grayson had stumbled into the man’s life, just months after Wayne Enterprises saw a surprising change of course that earned the man criticism from all sides? Were any of the children, scandals each and every one of them in their own right, chance of fate or correlation?
A skiing accident. Accident. Like the ‘accidental’ death and subsequent re-appearance of Jason Todd?or: if you think about it, not knowing that Burce wayne is batman will lead you to different conclusion of why the wayne kids have so many injuries all the time. and ill be damned if i dont take that as a chance to write about clark kent.
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05 Jul 2026
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“It's just not fair that I get kidnapped every other week when your average Gotham citizen only gets kidnapped two, maybe three times a year,” Bruce Wayne told the Onion. “With our free gala, we aim to change that. We're certain that someone is going to show up and hold the whole party hostage while they rob a bank, or try to blow up the ballroom to make a point about climate change. And now you don't need to be a millionaire to be a part of that experience.”
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05 Jul 2026